Posted: 4/8/2006 11:03:00 PM EDT
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What is up with this guy now? Why does he always have a "new" b or d rated moving getting released on the USA network like every week? |
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The guy already has all the $$$ he'll ever possibly want. So I think now he's just doing whatever makes him happy. Seems I recall he wanted to actually get away from the movie company he previously worked for (Warner Bros?) so he could have more of a say as to what went into his films. USA is probably much more accomodating. Unfortunately for Seagal, the movies suck much worse now also. But like I said, he's already filthy rich, so I doubt he really cares. |
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I'd point behind him and shout, "LOOK! DICK MARCINKO!" When he turned around scared shitless I'd crack him in the back of the head with a baseball bat. |
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That guys is still making a ton of movies. They go direct to DVD. "The Foreigner" was pretty good. Not the best, but good for him. A lot of it was filmed Poland, which is an interesting location, almost stuck in time, the result of the Cold War. www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/ |
Chuck Norris w
Chuck Norris will kick Dick Jones ass with one roundhouse kick. 
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Ill get like a little 12 year old girl to hack it.
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Who cares if it works or not? |
Little Debbies
He sure does doesn't he?  Still even correographed his skill at Akido is pretty evident. He started at age 7 and has been the key to his success. Though many of his movies have a distinct Hollywood liberal flavor such as "On Deadly Ground" and "Fire Below" both inviromental, the non-stop action and glorification of the American veteran continues to draw a following. I personaly enjoy his movies but then I have a tendency to watch many films without the sound on.  Tj |
No problem, never impressed me with his skill, made a not to bad movie inthe beginning. As for tough, he did admit that he was not in the CIA except as a stint sitting at a desk in the Miami Airport. He did, get this get smart with Chuck Norris at a party..Chuck, just walked away. But his friend Gene 'Judo Gene' Lebelle took Segal out with Hadaka Jime, a naked strangle, I love that technique, but then so does MrsWind, she is nasty when it comes to choking. |
Jack Bauer would kill them all set them on fire and shit on the ashes. |
Dick Jones would piss on the fire before it hits him, then inhale deeply and blow the flames back at him, while deflecting all of Norris' blows. |
Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!! I love that movie. I can recite the whole thing. "Bob Morton made a mistake! Now it's time to erase that mistake!" 
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So you're saying you're Steven Segal? |
Segal is a total prick. He goes around his movie sets kneeing actors and extras in the growing and doing his gay little aikido wrist locks on actors when he reaches out for a hand shake. Well one day he tried pulling this shit on his "Out for Justice" set with someone who knew how to fight. The guys name was Gene Lebell and was a stunt cordinator on the set. The exact details of how the fight started are sketchy, but the result is well known throughout the industry. Judo Gene absolutely manhandled Segal and ended up with a rear-naked choke. He kept the hold on long enough until Segal was unconcious. Shortly after he released the choke people on the set began to notice Segal had pissed himself while unconcious. And after alittle more time the smell was also very evident. Not only did he piss himself but he also shit himself. When Segal regained conciousness he imediately left the set to change. The following day he fired Gene and shortly after filed a lawsuit against him. The suit was dropped with the condition he would never mention the incident again. Unfortunately for Segal there were atleast seven or more people who witnessed the fight. I personly have had the story confirmed by someone with the last name of Lebell, but it was not Gene. Judo Gene also had a little run in with Bruce Lee, but thats a whole nother story for a different day. |
Now Segal I can believe. But Bruce Lee was the real deal, and I doubt he would he would have been looking for trouble from 'extras'....... 
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sorry, should of clarified, it was more of a friendly confrontation and Gene trained him after that. Although if Gene wanted he would of had no trouble breaking bruce in half. Here's Gene's account of Bruce: "When I got to the set Benny pointed Bruce out and told me to go put him in a headlock or something� Well, I�m a good employee and I always listen to the boss, so I went over to grab Bruce and he starts making all those crazy noises he became famous for. As a joke, I picked him up and put him on my shoulder in a fireman's carry kind of thing, then I ran down the length of the set and back again. Bruce says "put me down or I'll kill you". So I run down the set again and he says, "put me down" and I say "I can't put you down or you'll kill me". After that I sat down and talked to my boss and the other crew members for a couple minutes with him up on my shoulder. He finally crawled off, we all had a good laugh, and we went and shot our scenes. |
Yeah, you say that like you would be unphazed if the mafia were to come knocking on your door. Matt |
Actually was supposed to have a 'talking too' byt the Newark family quite a few years ago, the could never get me and finally realized it was a case of mistaken identy.. They apoligized to my buddy, but you know you can't catch the wind. HAHAHA actually that is true, they underestimated our ability. Funny thing is my buddy was training a certain Oriental family in Pistolmanship. Ah those were the days. |
