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Posted: 4/8/2006 8:57:39 PM EDT
Explosive, Violent episodes of gas...

At first I thought I was funneh, walked around like Terrance and Phillip..

But now, its just getting crazy..

Thanksfully my chuhuahua is the only one here...

Here is the list of fruits consumed today...

Apricots
Prunes
Apples
Bananas
Pineapple
Mango
Rasins
Cranberries
Papaya
Dates

Thats about it..
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 8:59:31 PM EDT
are you being paid by some company or something?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 8:59:41 PM EDT
Why the hell did you eat so much dried fruit? Soon your explosive, violent episodes of gas will be accompanied by explosive, violent episodes of the shits. Fiber does that.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:00:27 PM EDT
add WATER!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:01:09 PM EDT
I have major gas to, one went 9 seconds. But i ate a little over a pound of cheese. and Chinese food.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:07:48 PM EDT
Careful or you'll shart.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:09:02 PM EDT
Oh are you kidding... Dried fruits are the BEST when you get into an argument. YES Let her have the last word... so she thinks.

Eat a bunch of them dried apricots and she will be all disturbed at the magnitude of your flatulence and little does she know... YOU are getting the last word.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:10:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:11:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Treelo:
Careful or you'll shart.



I thought that was called Faruns.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:18:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leakycow:
are you being paid by some company or something?



Your quote above your avatar is so appropriate for this thread:

"Short, controlled bursts"

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:18:40 PM EDT
It's the prunes, dude. It's gotta be the prunes. Even a moderate amount of prunes could clean out jabba the hutts asshole (let alone a normal human being).
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:21:58 PM EDT
If the effects of dried fruit were not enough, they are probably preserved with sulfur dioxide which is highly irritating to the bowel. Double trouble.

Dumbass. Don't eat so much dried fruit.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:22:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Treelo:

Originally Posted By leakycow:
are you being paid by some company or something?



Your quote above your avatar is so appropriate for this thread:

"Short, controlled bursts"




Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:29:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NME:

Originally Posted By Treelo:

Originally Posted By leakycow:
are you being paid by some company or something?



Your quote above your avatar is so appropriate for this thread:

"Short, controlled bursts"







I haven't been appropriate since '03. And I haven't had a day where I sat around consuming dehydrated fruit simmering in my own ass perfume.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:32:27 PM EDT
Dried apricots really get me. When I crap after eating them, it's actually effervescing, all the gas it's producing.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:34:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:37:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Treelo:

Originally Posted By leakycow:
are you being paid by some company or something?



Your quote above your avatar is so appropriate for this thread:

"Short, controlled bursts"




His name is appropriate for this thread.
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