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Posted: 4/8/2006 8:59:31 PM EDT
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are you being paid by some company or something?
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Posted: 4/8/2006 8:59:41 PM EDT
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Why the hell did you eat so much dried fruit? Soon your explosive, violent episodes of gas will be accompanied by explosive, violent episodes of the shits. Fiber does that.
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:00:27 PM EDT
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add WATER!
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:01:09 PM EDT
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I have major gas to, one went 9 seconds. But i ate a little over a pound of cheese. and Chinese food.
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:07:48 PM EDT
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Careful or you'll shart.
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:09:02 PM EDT
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Oh are you kidding... Dried fruits are the BEST when you get into an argument. YES Let her have the last word... so she thinks.
Eat a bunch of them dried apricots and she will be all disturbed at the magnitude of your flatulence and little does she know... YOU are getting the last word. 
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:10:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:11:27 PM EDT
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I thought that was called Faruns. |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:18:05 PM EDT
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Your quote above your avatar is so appropriate for this thread: "Short, controlled bursts"
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:18:40 PM EDT
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It's the prunes, dude. It's gotta be the prunes. Even a moderate amount of prunes could clean out jabba the hutts asshole (let alone a normal human being).
   
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:21:58 PM EDT
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If the effects of dried fruit were not enough, they are probably preserved with sulfur dioxide which is highly irritating to the bowel. Double trouble.
Dumbass. Don't eat so much dried fruit. |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:22:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:29:35 PM EDT
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I haven't been appropriate since '03. And I haven't had a day where I sat around consuming dehydrated fruit simmering in my own ass perfume. |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:32:27 PM EDT
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Dried apricots really get me. When I crap after eating them, it's actually effervescing, all the gas it's producing.
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:34:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/8/2006 9:37:23 PM EDT
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His name is appropriate for this thread. 
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