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Posted: 4/7/2006 3:34:11 AM EDT

[#1]

Is this what happened to your Porsche?

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:35:20 AM EDT

[#2]

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All I can say is good choice in cars what year? Too bad you didn't pursue a career in acting, with your abilities you may have gotten a bit part in a porno!

Thanks! It was a great car. It's a 1990 Carrera2. I owned it for 10 years and sold in 2000 with 38,000 original miles.

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:43:12 AM EDT

[#3]

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Is this what happened to your Porsche?

i2.tinypic.com/t6yt1u.jpg

Naaaah. My divorce went fine. She didn't try to take anything from me that wasn't fair. She respected that my guns and cars (Toyota truck and the Porsche) were mine and off limits.

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:57:30 AM EDT

[#4]

By the title I thought you were gonna tell us you killed a man at the car wash or something!

Pretty funny being able to look back and laugh at yourself. Remember we aren't laughing with you, we're laughing at you! J/K thanks for sharing.

Posted: 4/7/2006 4:03:48 AM EDT

[#5]

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Did you show the wife to be the video?

If not, do so. It'll be a great pre-marital test of her commitment to you.

I did show her the video. She wants me to grow my hair back like that because she thinks "it's hot".

Posted: 4/7/2006 4:12:23 AM EDT

[#6]

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Did you show the wife to be the video?

If not, do so. It'll be a great pre-marital test of her commitment to you.

I did show her the video. She wants me to grow my hair back like that because she thinks "it's hot".

Keeper!

Posted: 4/7/2006 6:35:30 AM EDT

[#7]

The perfect example of why ad agencies try their damn-est to keep clients out of their own commercials.

And is that there one of them Boston accents I done detected??

Posted: 4/7/2006 6:46:18 AM EDT

[#8]

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The perfect example of why ad agencies try their damn-est to keep clients out of their own commercials.

And is that there one of them Boston accents I done detected??

You may be surprised to know that the commercial I posted won a national 2nd place award for the "Best Commercial with under a $500 Budget". I wrote the script and my wife and I were the only actors. The only cost was the production costs, which was about $375. I can probably dig out the award and scan it (I think I kept it) if you'd like to see it.

Posted: 4/7/2006 6:51:09 AM EDT

[#9]

I trust you. Please, no more!

Posted: 4/7/2006 6:51:15 AM EDT

[#10]

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The perfect example of why ad agencies try their damn-est to keep clients out of their own commercials.

And is that there one of them Boston accents I done detected??

You may be surprised to know that the commercial I posted won a national 2nd place award for the "Best Commercial with under a $500 Budget". I wrote the script and my wife and I were the only actors. The only cost was the production costs, which was about $375. I can probably dig out the award and scan it (I think I kept it) if you'd like to see it.

You mean you watched a Bugle Boy jeans commercial and then threw this together right?

Posted: 4/7/2006 6:53:25 AM EDT

[#11]

That's a fine mullet

your screen name didn't happen to be Dalton Voss did it?

<not-so-subtle "Roadhouse" reference>

Posted: 4/7/2006 6:56:14 AM EDT

[#12]

It's a fine commercial. Hell, give the guy a break. $500, wow, I would have thought a gem with production values like that would have run at least $525 or so!

Posted: 4/7/2006 7:01:22 AM EDT

[#13]

Dead link

Posted: 4/7/2006 7:06:13 AM EDT

[#14]

.

Posted: 4/7/2006 7:07:41 AM EDT

[#15]

That is unbelievably awful!

I love it!

Posted: 4/7/2006 7:09:34 AM EDT

[#16]

So where did you live in SC? Have any stores in Charleston?

Posted: 4/7/2006 7:11:19 AM EDT

[#17]

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The perfect example of why ad agencies try their damn-est to keep clients out of their own commercials.

And is that there one of them Boston accents I done detected??

You may be surprised to know that the commercial I posted won a national 2nd place award for the "Best Commercial with under a $500 Budget". I wrote the script and my wife and I were the only actors. The only cost was the production costs, which was about $375. I can probably dig out the award and scan it (I think I kept it) if you'd like to see it.

You mean you watched a Bugle Boy jeans commercial and then threw this together right?

Yes, it was a parody of the Bugle Boy commercial. I wrote the script. The point is I did not have to hire an agency to write a commercial for me.

Posted: 4/7/2006 7:12:49 AM EDT

[#18]

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So where did you live in SC? Have any stores in Charleston?

I lived in Spartanburg. The stores were in Spartanburg, Columbia, Gaffney, Myrtle Beach, Anderson and Greenville.

Posted: 4/7/2006 7:16:20 AM EDT

[#19]

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I once starred in a TV commercial (see link below). I'm the guy driving the Porsche. My then wife (now X-wife) was also in the commercial. Yes I know....my hair is hideous.

Video--TacticalStrat TV Commercial 11MB

That's a funny video. We all looked silly in 1990. Whatever happened to the X?

We divorced in 98. Here's my new bride to be. We're getting married this summer.

members.roadfly.com/agent7/leigh.jpg

Nice upgrade!

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:05:16 AM EDT

[#20]

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By the title I thought you were gonna tell us you killed a man at the car wash or something!

No, but apparently people were dying from lack of oxygen due to too much laughter. It's a second-degree case he beat the rap on.....

Woody

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:11:35 AM EDT

[#21]

Dude that vid is hilarious! Good on ya to post that, Friday is looking up.

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:16:34 AM EDT

[#22]

Both of those women are very attractive.

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:17:30 AM EDT

[#23]

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you sound a little like this guy

I'd definately have to agree...

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:23:22 AM EDT

[#24]

Really funny Commercial.
Its funny cause your portrayed as such an asshole.
Which is brilliant. If people remember you they remember what you are trying to sell. Give the guy a break.

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:37:21 AM EDT

[#25]

They paid you to do that? Hope it wasn't too much, now.......

Posted: 4/7/2006 10:43:04 AM EDT

[#26]

I thought it was damn funny.

Your bride to be is a hottie.

Posted: 4/7/2006 10:51:35 AM EDT

[#27]

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They paid you to do that? Hope it wasn't too much, now.......

No..he owned that chain of stores...he wrote/starred in it himself so he could avoid hiring actors

Posted: 4/7/2006 10:52:46 AM EDT

[#28]

There is no statute of limitations on a sweet mullet

Posted: 4/7/2006 11:09:46 AM EDT

[#29]

Wow.......Just.....just....WOW!!!! Thanks for sharing though. Shit, I look horrible now

Good luck with your wife to be.
Pete

Posted: 4/7/2006 11:09:46 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:11:05 AM EDT

[#31]

tag for later dl

Posted: 4/7/2006 11:48:58 AM EDT

[#32]

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photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=50648&iGalleryUnq=2180&iImageUnq=46116

Are you sure that wasn't the 1980's. That's the Mel Gibson Mullet.

Posted: 4/7/2006 11:55:12 AM EDT

[#33]

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photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=50648&iGalleryUnq=2180&iImageUnq=46116

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! LMAO!!!!!

Posted: 4/7/2006 11:57:46 AM EDT

[#34]

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i want that portion of my life back

For what?

for post whoring... what else?

You'll be ok, I'm sure you'll have it made up for in no time.

Posted: 4/7/2006 12:04:22 PM EDT

[#35]

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photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=50648&iGalleryUnq=2180&iImageUnq=46116

Are you sure that wasn't the 1980's. That's the Mel Gibson Mullet.

It takes a few years for style to make it's way to South Carolina. However, SC is the number 1 ranking veneral disease state in the nation. So they are good at something.

Posted: 4/7/2006 12:07:50 PM EDT

[#36]

Kind of scary, you reminded me a little of al gore!

Posted: 4/7/2006 12:08:34 PM EDT

[#37]

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photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=50648&iGalleryUnq=2180&iImageUnq=46116

Are you sure that wasn't the 1980's. That's the Mel Gibson Mullet.

It takes a few years for style to make it's way to South Carolina. However, SC is the number 1 ranking veneral disease state in the nation. So they are good at something.

Posted: 4/7/2006 12:11:19 PM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 4/7/2006 12:12:22 PM EDT

[#39]

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Kind of scary, you reminded me a little of al gore!

That's a low blow, man! Very low blow!

Posted: 4/7/2006 12:18:26 PM EDT

[#40]

gat

Posted: 4/7/2006 12:20:38 PM EDT

[#41]

There is no limit to the amount of talent contained in arfcom.

Posted: 4/7/2006 12:31:15 PM EDT

[#42]

I'd show you the video that I did back in the 90s, but it is against CoC.

Glad to see someone has a sense of humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Good job.

Posted: 4/8/2006 9:28:55 AM EDT

[#43]

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They paid you to do that? Hope it wasn't too much, now.......

No..he owned that chain of stores...he wrote/starred in it himself so he could avoid hiring actors

That I believe. Star? Hmm..you sure thats the right word?

Posted: 4/8/2006 9:48:13 AM EDT

[#44]

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They paid you to do that? Hope it wasn't too much, now.......

No..he owned that chain of stores...he wrote/starred in it himself so he could avoid hiring actors

That I believe. Star? Hmm..you sure thats the right word?

Based on your posts in this thread, you seem to have limited English comprehension skills.
English must not be your first language. Let me help you.

starred, star·ring

v.tr.

-To present or feature (a performer) in a leading role.

-To play the leading role in a theatrical or film production.

Posted: 4/8/2006 12:11:15 PM EDT

[#45]

I think tc was just having a little fun. My hat's off to anybody who has the guts to do their own commercial but even more so for posting it here! This place is brutal!!

Posted: 4/8/2006 12:15:55 PM EDT

[#46]

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I think tc was just having a little fun. My hat's off to anybody who has the guts to do their own commercial but even more so for posting it here! This place is brutal!!

A bunch pf pussycats.......