[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Zombie Question...

Posted: 4/5/2006 7:57:49 PM EDT

When facing multiple zombies dancing in formation, what is the best way to engage for maximum zombie killing efficiency?

Serious answers only please. Thanks.

Posted: 4/5/2006 7:58:35 PM EDT

[#1]

Um, throw a little boy at it?

Posted: 4/5/2006 7:58:59 PM EDT

[#2]

Aim for their heads. Headshots are the only thing that count. Get yer weapon, aim at their heads and start popping skulls!!!

Posted: 4/5/2006 8:00:56 PM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 4/5/2006 8:03:29 PM EDT

[#4]

If you have time to prepare…

Get a ceiling fan and sharpen up the blades, and place the ceiling fan about 6’ 6” off the ground. Dangle a young boy over the ceiling fan. (Vaulted ceilings help here.)

This particular variety of zombie will be attracted to the boy’s calls for help and try to reach the boy by jumping up while grapping its crotch. The spinning blades take care of the rest.

ETA

Ya know, he really doesn’t look as freakish as a zombie back then as he does in real life now.

Posted: 4/5/2006 8:03:34 PM EDT

[#5]

Call Jack Bauer ofcourse. It's the only way to be sure...

Posted: 4/5/2006 8:03:38 PM EDT

[#6]

Beamz for fast aiming.

Posted: 4/5/2006 8:03:40 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Aim for their heads. Headshots are the only thing that count. Get yer weapon, aim at their heads and start popping skulls!!!

Hell yeah. Thats what they teach the kids in kindergarten around here, anyway.........

Either that, or start a pushmower, pick it up, and charge them with the blade spinning, like on Dead Alive.