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Posted: 4/5/2006 7:57:49 PM EDT
When facing multiple zombies dancing in formation, what is the best way to engage for maximum zombie killing efficiency?

Serious answers only please. Thanks.

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Link Posted: 4/5/2006 7:58:35 PM EDT
Um, throw a little boy at it?
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 7:58:59 PM EDT
Aim for their heads. Headshots are the only thing that count. Get yer weapon, aim at their heads and start popping skulls!!!
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 8:00:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 8:03:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 8:04:57 PM EDT by Thuban]
If you have time to prepare…

Get a ceiling fan and sharpen up the blades, and place the ceiling fan about 6’ 6” off the ground. Dangle a young boy over the ceiling fan. (Vaulted ceilings help here.)

This particular variety of zombie will be attracted to the boy’s calls for help and try to reach the boy by jumping up while grapping its crotch. The spinning blades take care of the rest.

ETA

Ya know, he really doesn’t look as freakish as a zombie back then as he does in real life now.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 8:03:34 PM EDT
Call Jack Bauer ofcourse. It's the only way to be sure...
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 8:03:38 PM EDT
Beamz for fast aiming.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 8:03:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 8:05:45 PM EDT by TravisM1]

Originally Posted By cheaptrickfan:
Aim for their heads. Headshots are the only thing that count. Get yer weapon, aim at their heads and start popping skulls!!!



Hell yeah. Thats what they teach the kids in kindergarten around here, anyway.........

Either that, or start a pushmower, pick it up, and charge them with the blade spinning, like on Dead Alive.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 8:06:41 PM EDT
Cylinder Choked Shotgun with BB or #4 Buckshot.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 10:19:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 10:54:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 10:54:45 PM EDT by RABIDFOX50]
Kill the one in the middle with the red fag suit. I'm serious!
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 10:59:33 PM EDT
Claymore

Just remember to point it the right way (zombies = enemy).
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