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Posted: 4/3/2006 12:06:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 12:48:14 PM EDT by MagKnightX]
I'm working on a musical called Porno (it's not safe for all ages, but it's not pornographic, either. It's a satire of stereotypes of modern pornography. Basically, they sing instead of screw. It's also NOT "Pornography: The Musical" as played by BBC 4), and I mainly need help coming up with names for characters. I have a good songwriter and lyricist already.

This isn't for pay, but if you help me and you want your name on a thanks page in the script, I'll put it in there.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:07:17 PM EDT
Let me be teh first to cry tag...
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:27:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Let me be teh first to cry tag...



Looks like you're the only one to cry tag.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:31:12 PM EDT
WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:37:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.



He needs to put the word "pr0n" in the thread title. Then you will see the number of view skyrocket.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:44:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.



He needs to put the word "pr0n" in the thread title. Then you will see the number of view skyrocket.



Done.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:45:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 12:45:56 PM EDT by PAEBR332]

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.



He needs to put the word "pr0n" in the thread title. Then you will see the number of view skyrocket.



Done.



Try making the "pr0n" bold in the title.

Like moths to a flame...
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:48:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 12:51:06 PM EDT by JIMBEAM]
Buck Naked

Stiff Rod

Rod Stiffler

Chesty La France

Bambi Boom Boom or Boom Boom Bambi

Crystal Canyon

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:50:32 PM EDT
"Deeeeep throooat.....deeeeeper than deeeeep your throoooat. Deeeep throat, don't let her choke...."

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:50:42 PM EDT


For the oriental guys, you can have Hung Low, Long Wang...and just to make your point, name the 3rd one Enormous Genitals.




Yes, I've seen Kentucky Fried Movie a few too many times..

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:50:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.



He needs to put the word "pr0n" in the thread title. Then you will see the number of view skyrocket.



Done.



Try making the "pr0n" bold in the title.

Like moths to a flame...



Jackasses I tell ya.........

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:51:26 PM EDT
Sounds interesting.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:52:42 PM EDT
There's somekind of formula for making porn names... something like the name of your first dog and the name of your cat... something like that.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:53:44 PM EDT
Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:56:19 PM EDT
Donk Dangler.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 12:57:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WS4LIF:
Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS



There's many "lead" roles. The three scenes I have planned are the cable repairman, the police officers, and the sorority.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 1:00:10 PM EDT
Hillary CLITon
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 1:04:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By WS4LIF:
Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS



There's many "lead" roles. The three scenes I have planned are the cable repairman, the police officers, and the sorority.



Name the sorority "Mo Betta Pi"
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 1:10:06 PM EDT
1. Leremy Boff
2. Raven Happiness
3. Misty Knights
4. Brenda Darkk
5. Blake Island
6. Elise Fountainblu
7. Tammy McNeal

-JTP
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 1:21:08 PM EDT
Main character name: Jacque Meoff
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 1:53:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By WS4LIF:
Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS



There's many "lead" roles. The three scenes I have planned are the cable repairman, the police officers, and the sorority.



I'm here to fix the cable
so get your ass up on the table
rip off dem underwear
and get yo legs up in da air
don't matter that you're kinky
cause that thang's a little stinky

Oh oh,now da cops are here,
but there's plenty room in there
And it don't bother me to share
"Boys just grab her by the hair"
"Whee,just like the county fair"
'cept for the sheep shit

Another knock upon the door
hell,there's always room for more
there's two,there's three,there's four
getting nekkid on the floor
now my wang is gettin' blistas
from these hot sorority sistas
They'll do every Harry,Dick and Tom
cept for the ones that's on ARFCOM



Link Posted: 4/3/2006 2:28:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 2:29:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Helldog40:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I mainly need help coming up with names for characters.




Male lead ---> Mike Hunt
Supporting Actor ----> Phil McCracken



See:


Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By WS4LIF:
Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS



There's many "lead" roles. The three scenes I have planned are the cable repairman, the police officers, and the sorority.

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 2:32:16 PM EDT
I refuse to tag this thread.

(BTW, you HAVE to write a ballad titled "Money Shot".)
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 2:36:00 PM EDT
So, basically, you want to profit off of our creativity, just for a credit. Come up with these yourself.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 2:50:29 PM EDT
I give it 4 Stars...better than "CATS."
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 2:51:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GetDown_M4A3:
So, basically, you want to profit off of our creativity, just for a credit.



Yeah, basically.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 2:55:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GetDown_M4A3:
So, basically, you want to profit off of our creativity, just for a credit. Come up with these yourself.


Lighten up, Francis. I'm sure he'll write a skippy tune titled "I stuffed it in her pooper and posted pics on ARFcom."
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