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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - PRØN!Anybody here good at writing lyrics, songs, or naming characters? PRØN!

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:06:02 PM EDT

I'm working on a musical called Porno (it's not safe for all ages, but it's not pornographic, either. It's a satire of stereotypes of modern pornography. Basically, they sing instead of screw. It's also NOT "Pornography: The Musical" as played by BBC 4), and I mainly need help coming up with names for characters. I have a good songwriter and lyricist already.

This isn't for pay, but if you help me and you want your name on a thanks page in the script, I'll put it in there.

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:07:17 PM EDT

[#1]

Let me be teh first to cry tag...

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:27:26 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Let me be teh first to cry tag...

Looks like you're the only one to cry tag.

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:31:12 PM EDT

[#3]

WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:37:10 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.

He needs to put the word "pr0n" in the thread title. Then you will see the number of view skyrocket.

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:44:08 PM EDT

[#5]

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Quoted:
WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.

He needs to put the word "pr0n" in the thread title. Then you will see the number of view skyrocket.

Done.

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:45:45 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.

He needs to put the word "pr0n" in the thread title. Then you will see the number of view skyrocket.

Done.

Try making the "pr0n" bold in the title.

Like moths to a flame...

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:48:51 PM EDT

[#7]

Buck Naked

Stiff Rod

Rod Stiffler

Chesty La France

Bambi Boom Boom or Boom Boom Bambi

Crystal Canyon

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:50:32 PM EDT

[#8]

"Deeeeep throooat.....deeeeeper than deeeeep your throoooat. Deeeep throat, don't let her choke...."

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:50:42 PM EDT

[#9]

For the oriental guys, you can have Hung Low, Long Wang...and just to make your point, name the 3rd one Enormous Genitals.

Yes, I've seen Kentucky Fried Movie a few too many times..

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:50:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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WOW Just WOW!! I figured the arfcommers would be all over this like a fat girl on a pan of Baklava.

He needs to put the word "pr0n" in the thread title. Then you will see the number of view skyrocket.

Done.

Try making the "pr0n" bold in the title.

Like moths to a flame...

Jackasses I tell ya.........

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:51:26 PM EDT

[#11]

Sounds interesting.

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:52:42 PM EDT

[#12]

There's somekind of formula for making porn names... something like the name of your first dog and the name of your cat... something like that.

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:53:44 PM EDT

[#13]

Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:56:19 PM EDT

[#14]

Donk Dangler.

Posted: 4/3/2006 12:57:04 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS

There's many "lead" roles. The three scenes I have planned are the cable repairman, the police officers, and the sorority.

Posted: 4/3/2006 1:00:10 PM EDT

[#16]

Hillary CLITon

Posted: 4/3/2006 1:04:24 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS

There's many "lead" roles. The three scenes I have planned are the cable repairman, the police officers, and the sorority.

Name the sorority "Mo Betta Pi"

Posted: 4/3/2006 1:10:06 PM EDT

[#18]

1. Leremy Boff
2. Raven Happiness
3. Misty Knights
4. Brenda Darkk
5. Blake Island
6. Elise Fountainblu
7. Tammy McNeal

-JTP

Posted: 4/3/2006 1:21:08 PM EDT

[#19]

Main character name: Jacque Meoff

Posted: 4/3/2006 1:53:02 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
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Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS

There's many "lead" roles. The three scenes I have planned are the cable repairman, the police officers, and the sorority.

I'm here to fix the cable
so get your ass up on the table
rip off dem underwear
and get yo legs up in da air
don't matter that you're kinky
cause that thang's a little stinky

Oh oh,now da cops are here,
but there's plenty room in there
And it don't bother me to share
"Boys just grab her by the hair"
"Whee,just like the county fair"
'cept for the sheep shit

Another knock upon the door
hell,there's always room for more
there's two,there's three,there's four
getting nekkid on the floor
now my wang is gettin' blistas
from these hot sorority sistas
They'll do every Harry,Dick and Tom
cept for the ones that's on ARFCOM

Posted: 4/3/2006 2:28:18 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I mainly need help coming up with names for characters.

Male lead ---> Mike Hunt
Supporting Actor ----> Phil McCracken

Posted: 4/3/2006 2:29:18 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I mainly need help coming up with names for characters.

Male lead ---> Mike Hunt
Supporting Actor ----> Phil McCracken

See:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Lead male "actor"........DUKE LACROSS

There's many "lead" roles. The three scenes I have planned are the cable repairman, the police officers, and the sorority.

Posted: 4/3/2006 2:32:16 PM EDT

[#23]

I refuse to tag this thread.

(BTW, you HAVE to write a ballad titled "Money Shot".)

Posted: 4/3/2006 2:36:00 PM EDT

[#24]

So, basically, you want to profit off of our creativity, just for a credit. Come up with these yourself.

Posted: 4/3/2006 2:50:29 PM EDT

[#25]

I give it 4 Stars...better than "CATS."

Posted: 4/3/2006 2:51:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
So, basically, you want to profit off of our creativity, just for a credit.

Yeah, basically.

Posted: 4/3/2006 2:55:48 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
So, basically, you want to profit off of our creativity, just for a credit. Come up with these yourself.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm sure he'll write a skippy tune titled "I stuffed it in her pooper and posted pics on ARFcom."

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