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Posted: 3/31/2006 3:49:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:50:37 PM EDT
She has already been touched....by the ugly freaky stick!
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:51:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:51:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:51:58 PM EDT
She must have farted. Look at the guys face behind her.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:52:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By postpostban:



You are a very sick man. Please seek help.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:52:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 3:53:51 PM EDT by soccermike7]
if the continuation of the human race depended on it, yes. but in that case i would consider it to be "appropriate" and thus i dont think it answers your question


on a side note, that gives a whole new meaning to the saying "dont fire till you see the whites of their eyes!" - i dont think those musket balls were good out to 1000m
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:52:19 PM EDT
with a 2x4
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:52:55 PM EDT
Not if she were the last woman on earth and they were getting really blue.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:54:22 PM EDT
I would pull it before I would hit that
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:55:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 4:31:58 PM EDT by Colt_SBR]


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Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:56:22 PM EDT
It aint sitting on my face. So Hell NO.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:58:09 PM EDT
Any touching of this woman would be inappropriate
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 3:59:10 PM EDT
She was beaten with an ugly stick...more than one time.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:00:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:01:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 4:02:00 PM EDT by smokycity]

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
somewhere some poor bastard is hitting it. And HAPPY he is.





Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night." The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?"

The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late.

When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, and take it like a dog!!"

Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:03:01 PM EDT
Oh, Hell Yes, Why Not?
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:03:23 PM EDT
She's definitely a wolf, which is one step over a two-bagger. If you woke up next to her, and she was sleeping on your arm, you'd chew it off to get away.

Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:04:42 PM EDT
No.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:05:47 PM EDT
Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:06:03 PM EDT
I am guessing that is the Congress Critter from GA who hit the Capitol Police Officer. Am I correct?
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:10:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 4:33:03 PM EDT by JPC]

Originally Posted By Mak:
with a 2x4



Damn,, got beat to it,,so,,,,

Never shoot, someone,,,
it takes all the fun out of beating the crap outa someone with a baseball bat


That girl so ugly

she got sneek up on a glass of water

­

to get a drink
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:11:05 PM EDT
Buckwheat's mama?
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:13:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Buckwheat's mama?



He'd be waaay to old by now. More like Buckweat's illegitimate crack-baby.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:13:30 PM EDT
<Fred Sanford> "Someone should stick your face in a pile of dough and make go-rilla biscuits" </Fred Sanford>
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:15:22 PM EDT
Yes.

Repeatedly, about the face. With a bat.



BC
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:24:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Buckwheat's mama?



He'd be waaay to old by now. More like Buckweat's illegitimate crack-baby.



Buckwheat after his sex change operation.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:44:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
She must have farted. Look at the guys face behind her.



Nah it was all stinking crap coming out of her mouth.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 4:45:44 PM EDT
It cuts off the hair or it gets the hose.

Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:15:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 5:23:44 PM EDT by mm34b]




Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:30:11 PM EDT

Rep. McKinney, a Georgia Democrat, allegedly struck a Capitol Police officer in the chest Wednesday afternoon, when he asked her to go through a metal detector in a House office building.



With her looking like that, I would have made her go through the metal detector too!





Tag to show to others later...

www.cnsnews.com/ViewPolitics.asp?Page=/Politics/archive/200603/POL20060331c.html
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:34:17 PM EDT
Why would you even ask such a question?


The Buckwheat pic is priceless... He's much prettier.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:34:33 PM EDT
I'd rather stick my dick in a blender than come within 50 feet of that.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:41:48 PM EDT
She is going to make that cops life pure hell now.......
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:50:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:52:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
She was beaten with an ugly stick...more than one time.




Ugly stick???She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down......her face was on fire and they put it out with a wet brick.......she's so ugly, they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her......she's so ugly she has to sneak up on her hand to masturbate
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:59:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 6:00:19 PM EDT by zanthope]
Off-topic as hell, but why not ......

What did Buckwheat change his name to when he became a muslim?

Kareem of Wheat
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:59:12 PM EDT
Dude, I wouldn't do her with Bill Clinton's dick.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:59:17 PM EDT
awwww jeeeezzzzzzz.........
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 6:12:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cornholio123:
Dude, I wouldn't do her with Bill Clinton's dick.



I bet you'd give it hell with your own.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 6:16:58 PM EDT
Only with a cattle prod or an extreamly large tire iron.




Where's the pick of that runaway bride?


"Frankenstein, she went that-a-way"
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 7:58:13 PM EDT
Id hit it.. PROFUSLY...

<­BR>

...Round'about the neck and ears with a baseball bat, 2x4, or any other immediate available impliment
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 8:00:09 PM EDT
I touching myself right now!
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 8:20:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 8:21:40 PM EDT by AlvinYorkII]


Alvin
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 8:25:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LotBoy:
I touching myself right now!



I knew there had to be some sick bastard spanking it to this thread.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 8:34:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 8:35:49 PM EDT by prk]
www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/31/D8GMPKR81.html

By LAURIE KELLMAN
Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON

A lawyer for Rep. Cynthia McKinney, the Georgia congresswoman who had an altercation with a Capitol Police officer, says she was "just a victim of being in Congress while black." ........

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=451059
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 8:44:10 PM EDT
No thank you. I would, however, try to stick a soda straw in to that hole between her front teeth just because I am curious to see if it would fit.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 8:56:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mak:
with a 2x4



How would that be "imappropriate"?
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 9:10:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 9:12:25 PM EDT by soowah]
She looks like a raving lunatic moon-bat.


ETA: after looking again, I would say I'd draw down on that!
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 9:15:58 PM EDT
How many beers you got
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 9:49:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 9:50:42 PM EDT by AZMAN-1]

When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, and take it like a dog!!"


Oh fuck I just woke up my wife, I was laughing so damn hard!!!......
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