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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:01:08 PM EDT
What the title says...

What would your Hallmark card say?
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:02:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:08:44 PM EDT
Get well sometime in the near not so distant future.
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:09:29 PM EDT
"Hey, you gonna eat your fat?"



(from Caddy Shack)


Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:11:24 PM EDT
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Cards write YOU
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:16:49 PM EDT
Cover: Now, on our tenth aniversary, as I look back upon our time together, it seems no more than ten minutes.....

Inside: Underwater.

CO
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:17:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:19:39 PM EDT
Cover: "I'd tell you to go fuck yourself"

Inside: "But I don't even think your standards are that low!"
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:21:20 PM EDT

My get well card

"Quit being such a pussy and suck it up."

My Congratulations Card

"Way to make the rest of us feel like shit"
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:21:38 PM EDT
How about GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY??? That's about all I can come up with right now....
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:21:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:45:47 PM EDT
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I just want to stick my penis in you.

I actually wrote this on a piece of paper then folded it over like a card and left it on a hot girls car back in the 80's while attending the Univ. of Florida. She liked it and the rest is history in the making. I'm currently still married to her. She is awesome!
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:20:19 PM EDT

Cover: I love you so much...

Inside: I spent $5 for a paper card.



Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:24:04 PM EDT
Hey, I sent you a peiced of paper to make you feel good about passing through the vaginal canal of your mother many years ago.


There. Think about your Mother's nether regions and attempt to eat your cake now.
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:30:43 PM EDT
To my wife that i love with all my heart.
Christmas is comming and about to start.
Forget the eggnog and that stupid anual tie.
I want lots of ammo and poon tang pie.


Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:30:50 PM EDT
If you love something let it go.....


If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it !



(plagiarized)
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:46:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2006 6:47:11 PM EDT by thedoctors308]
SORRY I GAVE YA THE CLAP!
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:47:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
SORRY I GAVE YA THE CLAP!



(sorry about that)
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:48:23 PM EDT
If it was a "Hallmark" card it would read.....

On the cover.......
DO NOT BUY THIS CARD!

Or ANYTHING else from Hallmark!


On the Inside.....

Because they are ANTI-GUN SCUM!


And that's all I have to say about that......


Tall Shadow
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:49:22 PM EDT
"sorry you don't speak English yet"
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:49:45 PM EDT
"Just Deal With It!"
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:51:54 PM EDT
Outside:
I must really like you if I spent $4.95 on this card.

Inside:
Can we Screw Now?

Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:54:12 PM EDT
Outside: "When it comes to you, one word syas it all: "

Inside: "CUNT"

SG
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 6:54:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ziess:
My get well card

"Quit being such a pussy and suck it up."

My Congratulations Card

"Way to make the rest of us feel like shit"



Link Posted: 3/28/2006 7:09:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
To my wife that i love with all my heart.
Christmas is comming and about to start.
Forget the eggnog and that stupid anual tie.
I want lots of ammo and poon tang pie.





I love it !
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 7:14:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tall_Shadow:
If it was a "Hallmark" card it would read.....

On the cover.......
DO NOT BUY THIS CARD!

Or ANYTHING else from Hallmark!


On the Inside.....

Because they are ANTI-GUN SCUM!


And that's all I have to say about that......


Tall Shadow



My thoughts exactly!
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 7:15:40 PM EDT
I planned to make a card with hearts of pink and red,
But then I thought I'd rather spend the money on me, instead.
It's awfully hard to buy things when one's allowence is so small *ahem*
So I guess you're pretty lucky I got you anything at all.
Happy mother's day to you. There, I said it, now I'm done.
So, how 'bout getting out of bed and cooking breakfast for your son?

- From Calvin and Hobbes
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 7:21:15 PM EDT
Outside: "Sorry to hear about your sucking chest wound . . . "

Inside: "I was aiming for your head. Rob someone else next time!"
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 7:46:55 PM EDT
Outside:

This card is my way of wishing you the best the world has to offer .



Inside :

By " BEST " I mean..............................................................................FUCK OFF
and by " THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER " I mean...............AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 7:54:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2006 8:17:21 PM EDT by meltdown]
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