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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:02:27 PM EDT
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"Come on, you sons of bitches-do you want to live forever?"
(Attributed to Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly, USMC, Belleau Wood, June 1918.) |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:08:44 PM EDT
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Get well sometime in the near not so distant future.
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:09:29 PM EDT
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"Hey, you gonna eat your fat?"
(from Caddy Shack) |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:11:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Roses are red
Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Cards write YOU |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:16:49 PM EDT
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Cover: Now, on our tenth aniversary, as I look back upon our time together, it seems no more than ten minutes.....
Inside: Underwater. CO |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:17:22 PM EDT
[#6]
GOP is red,
Liberals are blue. Fuck off and die sorry i'm not a people person, i don't send many cards |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:19:39 PM EDT
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Cover: "I'd tell you to go fuck yourself"
Inside: "But I don't even think your standards are that low!" |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:21:20 PM EDT
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My get well card "Quit being such a pussy and suck it up." My Congratulations Card "Way to make the rest of us feel like shit" |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:21:38 PM EDT
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How about GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY??? That's about all I can come up with right now....
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:21:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/28/2006 3:45:47 PM EDT
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue. I just want to stick my penis in you.  I actually wrote this on a piece of paper then folded it over like a card and left it on a hot girls car back in the 80's while attending the Univ. of Florida. She liked it and the rest is history in the making. I'm currently still married to her. She is awesome! |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:20:19 PM EDT
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Cover: I love you so much... Inside: I spent $5 for a paper card. |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:24:04 PM EDT
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Hey, I sent you a peiced of paper to make you feel good about passing through the vaginal canal of your mother many years ago.
There. Think about your Mother's nether regions and attempt to eat your cake now. |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:30:43 PM EDT
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To my wife that i love with all my heart.
Christmas is comming and about to start. Forget the eggnog and that stupid anual tie. I want lots of ammo and poon tang pie. 
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:30:50 PM EDT
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If you love something let it go.....
If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it ! (plagiarized) |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:46:57 PM EDT
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SORRY I GAVE YA THE CLAP!
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:47:56 PM EDT
[#17]
(sorry about that) |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:48:23 PM EDT
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If it was a "Hallmark" card it would read.....
On the cover....... On the Inside..... And that's all I have to say about that...... Tall Shadow 
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:49:22 PM EDT
[#19]
"sorry you don't speak English yet"
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:49:45 PM EDT
[#20]
"Just Deal With It!"
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:51:54 PM EDT
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Outside:
I must really like you if I spent $4.95 on this card. Inside: Can we Screw Now? |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:54:12 PM EDT
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Outside: "When it comes to you, one word syas it all: "
Inside: "CUNT" SG |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:54:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:09:18 PM EDT
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I love it ! 
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:14:30 PM EDT
[#25]
My thoughts exactly! |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:15:40 PM EDT
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I planned to make a card with hearts of pink and red,
But then I thought I'd rather spend the money on me, instead. It's awfully hard to buy things when one's allowence is so small *ahem* So I guess you're pretty lucky I got you anything at all. Happy mother's day to you. There, I said it, now I'm done. So, how 'bout getting out of bed and cooking breakfast for your son? - From Calvin and Hobbes |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:21:15 PM EDT
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Outside: "Sorry to hear about your sucking chest wound . . . "
Inside: "I was aiming for your head. Rob someone else next time!" |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:46:55 PM EDT
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Outside:
This card is my way of wishing you the best the world has to offer .  Inside : By " BEST " I mean..............................................................................FUCK OFF and by " THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER " I mean...............AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH |
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:54:18 PM EDT
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