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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:33:57 PM EDT
[#1]
OH, boy, where is my popcorn? WHOS got the BEER? 
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:34:49 PM EDT
[#2]
I parked my truck at a place in Texas that I was delivering freight to one night. Some fat chick walked up and asked if I knew some way she could make $20
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:35:06 PM EDT
[#3]
put half a tank in your lawnmower
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:35:14 PM EDT
[#4]
Johnny Reno will when he figures out the right thing to do with the $20 |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:36:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Depends on how ugly she is and when she had her last fix.
 
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:36:31 PM EDT
[#6]
I thought you were asking if there was something you could do to EARN 20 dolla.
Lets see... 20 fat chicks for a dollar apiece, or 1 really fat chick for 20 dollars. The choice is yours. |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:36:35 PM EDT
[#7]
Roll it into a tube and use it to snort coke off a stripper's ass.
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:38:07 PM EDT
[#8]
Put it in the microwave. www.prisonplanet.com/022904rfidtagsexplode.html |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:38:35 PM EDT
[#9]
Get really drunk
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:43:25 PM EDT
[#10]
Ah, but there you have it....coke and stripper's cost money too. |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:44:06 PM EDT
[#11]
Can't. I'm old and I have jury duty tomorrow morning. |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:45:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Fold it up to prove the 9/11/01 conspiracy.
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:47:18 PM EDT
[#13]
I was thinking of getting really drunk and then microwaving a 20!
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:49:37 PM EDT
[#14]
Must Resist linking... www.glennbeck.com/news/05172002.shtml |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:50:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Donate it towards a bronze membership for someone who can't afford one.
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:50:37 PM EDT
[#16]
Buy $19 worth of blow and roll the remaining dollar into a tube to snort it, then buy a newspaper.
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:50:52 PM EDT
[#17]
A good way to ensure you dont get selected! |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:51:42 PM EDT
[#18]
AWWWW yeeeeeeah! |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:52:09 PM EDT
[#19]
That's as much fun as giving it to a homeless guy. |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:53:32 PM EDT
[#20]
I kind of want to get selected. If I get picked, then I don't have to finish putting in the sprinkler system in my yard tomorrow. I'm pretty sunburnt. |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:54:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:57:05 PM EDT
[#22]
Has anyone tried this? |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:06:10 PM EDT
[#23]
Send me 20 and i will. |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:10:35 PM EDT
[#24]
Wow. I'm speechless of the level of retardism and conspiracy assclownery on this one. |
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:11:10 PM EDT
[#25]
"Even worse than the $20, fold a new dollar coin in half, and it turns into a black helicopter." 
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:12:10 PM EDT
[#26]
Send me the $20, I will go to the strip club down the road and get a lap dance and tell you all about it when I get back
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:13:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:15:15 PM EDT
[#28]
Shoot 3 magazines of ammo through machine guns.
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:17:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:44:56 PM EDT
[#30]
Half n' half
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:50:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:54:25 PM EDT
[#32]
20 bucks? 1. Drive to the grocery store and buy a 12 pack of beer. 2. Then drive thru at Taco Johns, buy 10 bucks worth of bean burrito's. 3. Drive home, consume burritos and drink beer. I guarantee you won't have to stay for Jury Duty tomorrow. |
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Posted: 3/27/2006 9:47:02 AM EDT
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