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Posted: 3/26/2006 5:32:11 PM EDT
I'm bored and I have a twenty dollar bill sitting next to my keyboard.

What can I do with it?
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:33:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I'm bored and I have a twenty dollar bill sitting next to my keyboard.

What can I do with it?



OH, boy, where is my popcorn?
WHOS got the BEER?
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:34:49 PM EDT
I parked my truck at a place in Texas that I was delivering freight to one night. Some fat chick walked up and asked if I knew some way she could make $20
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:35:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:35:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Outsider_10fp:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I'm bored and I have a twenty dollar bill sitting next to my keyboard.

What can I do with it?



OH, boy, where is my popcorn?
WHOS got the BEER?



Johnny Reno will when he figures out the right thing to do with the $20
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:36:21 PM EDT
Depends on how ugly she is and when she had her last fix.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:36:31 PM EDT
I thought you were asking if there was something you could do to EARN 20 dolla.

Lets see... 20 fat chicks for a dollar apiece, or 1 really fat chick for 20 dollars.



The choice is yours.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:36:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2006 5:36:48 PM EDT by SubnetMask]
Roll it into a tube and use it to snort coke off a stripper's ass.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:38:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I'm bored and I have a twenty dollar bill sitting next to my keyboard.

What can I do with it?



Put it in the microwave. www.prisonplanet.com/022904rfidtagsexplode.html
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:38:35 PM EDT
Get really drunk
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:43:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
Roll it into a tube and use it to snort coke off a stripper's ass.




Ah, but there you have it....coke and stripper's cost money too.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:44:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Get really drunk



Can't.

I'm old and I have jury duty tomorrow morning.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:45:29 PM EDT
Fold it up to prove the 9/11/01 conspiracy.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:47:18 PM EDT
I was thinking of getting really drunk and then microwaving a 20!
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:49:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Fold it up to prove the 9/11/01 conspiracy.
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Must Resist linking...

www.glennbeck.com/news/05172002.shtml
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:50:22 PM EDT
Donate it towards a bronze membership for someone who can't afford one.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:50:37 PM EDT
Buy $19 worth of blow and roll the remaining dollar into a tube to snort it, then buy a newspaper.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:50:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Originally Posted By raven:
Get really drunk



Can't.

I'm old and I have jury duty tomorrow morning.



A good way to ensure you dont get selected!
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:51:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By geeze:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Fold it up to prove the 9/11/01 conspiracy.



Must Resist linking...

www.glennbeck.com/news/05172002.shtml




AWWWW yeeeeeeah!
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:52:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TrojanFan:
Donate it towards a bronze membership for someone who can't afford one.




That's as much fun as giving it to a homeless guy.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:53:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Originally Posted By raven:
Get really drunk



Can't.

I'm old and I have jury duty tomorrow morning.



A good way to ensure you dont get selected!




I kind of want to get selected. If I get picked, then I don't have to finish putting in the sprinkler system in my yard tomorrow.

I'm pretty sunburnt.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:54:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2006 5:56:18 PM EDT by azhammer]
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 5:57:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By geeze:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I'm bored and I have a twenty dollar bill sitting next to my keyboard.

What can I do with it?



Put it in the microwave. www.prisonplanet.com/022904rfidtagsexplode.html



Has anyone tried this?
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:06:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zaphar:

Originally Posted By geeze:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I'm bored and I have a twenty dollar bill sitting next to my keyboard.

What can I do with it?



Put it in the microwave. www.prisonplanet.com/022904rfidtagsexplode.html



Has anyone tried this?



Send me 20 and i will.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:10:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By geeze:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Fold it up to prove the 9/11/01 conspiracy.



Must Resist linking...

www.glennbeck.com/news/05172002.shtml



Wow. I'm speechless of the level of retardism and conspiracy assclownery on this one.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:11:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By geeze:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Fold it up to prove the 9/11/01 conspiracy.



Must Resist linking...

www.glennbeck.com/news/05172002.shtml





"Even worse than the $20, fold a new dollar coin in half, and it turns into a black helicopter."
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:12:10 PM EDT
Send me the $20, I will go to the strip club down the road and get a lap dance and tell you all about it when I get back
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:13:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:
Wow. I'm speechless of the level of retardism and conspiracy assclownery on this one.



How can you argue with 9+11 = 20At least it's good for a laugh.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:15:15 PM EDT
Shoot 3 magazines of ammo through machine guns.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:17:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:
Depends on how ugly she is and when she had her last fix.

Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:44:56 PM EDT
Half n' half
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:50:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By azhammer:
this



MTBAPP

make the boots and Post pix
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:54:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Originally Posted By raven:
Get really drunk



Can't.

I'm old and I have jury duty tomorrow morning.




20 bucks?

1. Drive to the grocery store and buy a 12 pack of beer.
2. Then drive thru at Taco Johns, buy 10 bucks worth of bean burrito's.
3. Drive home, consume burritos and drink beer.

I guarantee you won't have to stay for Jury Duty tomorrow.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 9:47:02 AM EDT
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