Quoted: ATTN: all arfcommers! to those who have read my posts in the past know that i talked like zombies were real. I gave good advice on survival and selection of firearms. But now i must confess, zombies are'nt real!! it's like wrestling ok? it's fun to talk about and joke about on the internet, but they are not real! Stop shooting people who you think are zombies, they are just Goth kids! I would have to bear some of the blame if someone here went on a shooting spree and said in court, "well this guy t-stox on AR-15.com said that the .223 was the best weapon for headshots, and he also said that unless the infection is stopped within 48 hours of the initial incident it's growth rate would be exponential" (these are all real things i said about zombies on ARFCOM ) Zombie are not real. Besides, everyone knows that the virius that causes Zobiosis is locked away in a level 5 security room at area 54. everyone knows THAT.
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