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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:07:38 PM EDT
Forget the 750 pound women. Forget the human torsos (no legs and pelvis). Forget everything else.

I just saw a 1 month old baby projectile diarrhea over 3 feet all over a nurse! Wow. Just . . . wow!

I didn't know it was possible to hurl fecal matter THAT far!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:08:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 1:08:36 PM EDT by fossil_fuel]
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:08:32 PM EDT
I've seen someone's pet boa constrictor do that too.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:12:26 PM EDT
Lucky!!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:13:12 PM EDT
This thread is just fine without pics.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:13:42 PM EDT
pics?..................................................................oh.. sorry, dont worry about that
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:14:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
I've seen someone's pet boa constrictor do that too.



Doggone spoiled rats!

HH
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:17:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By photokirk:
This thread is just fine without pics.


+1.

Your job seems to get creepier and creepier, huh Greywolf?
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:18:57 PM EDT
Was the mother Tubgirl?
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:22:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

I just saw a 1 month old baby projectile diarrhea over 3 feet all over a nurse! Wow. Just . . . wow!

I didn't know it was possible to hurl fecal matter THAT far!



Poor baby, but

When my baby was about two weeks old and I was in my first rounds of testing, we were at the hospital and everyone was making a fuss of him. This one nurse was bent over him in his little car seat, right in his face doing that baby talk thing, she stepped back and left the room about five seconds before he projectile vomited. If she'd have been standing there it would have hit her in the face.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:29:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By spartacus2002:
Was the mother Tubgirl?



Damn! Beat me to it!

Tub-baby!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:32:09 PM EDT
Baby boys can pee even further. Don't ask me how I know.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:35:28 PM EDT
Then you haven't seen a 94-year old man sitting in a wheelchair not able to hold his barium enema. Talk about sight and smell...
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:36:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Baby boys can pee even further. Don't ask me how I know.


No kidding. During my brief stint as a nanny, I learned very quickly to always have the clean diaper ready to go, or you just might get nailed in the forehead with baby piss.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:37:36 PM EDT
We need video!!!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:38:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
Forget the 750 pound women. Forget the human torsos (no legs and pelvis). Forget everything else.

I just saw a 1 month old baby projectile diarrhea over 3 feet all over a nurse! Wow. Just . . . wow!

I didn't know it was possible to hurl fecal matter THAT far!




Damn and I thought I had a shitty day....


Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:38:43 PM EDT
"dont worry, the last thing someone does before they die is...........


nevermind"
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:39:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Baby boys can pee even further. Don't ask me how I know.


No kidding. During my brief stint as a nanny, I learned very quickly to always have the clean diaper ready to go, or you just might get nailed in the forehead with baby piss.



Preach it Sister!

BTDT

Anybody who's ever changed baby boy diapers only needs to get that golden shower one time before they learn!

Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:40:07 PM EDT
We were changing our then-3-month-old son's wet diaper on a bench during an art fair here in town when he cut loose with projectile diarrhea just like that. Luckily for us, neither my wife nor myself were in the "line of fire" and the feces spread over the grass instead.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:41:10 PM EDT
Something I did not need to know.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:43:11 PM EDT
this thread is impossible to masturbate to
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:43:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:44:11 PM EDT
Baby poop at it worst; when it comes out the color and consistency of peanut butter.

Hubby got a diaper, filled it with peanut butter and went in and started eating it in front of the kids. They were sooo grossed out, thought he was eating poo-poo.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:45:20 PM EDT
So if you put a little gunstock on the baby, you would have the worlds smallest and vilist biological weapon.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:45:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
I didn't know it was possible to hurl fecal matter THAT far!



You must not have kids.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:46:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ginger:
Baby poop at it worst; when it comes out the color and consistency of peanut butter.

Hubby got a diaper, filled it with peanut butter and went in and started eating it in front of the kids. They were sooo grossed out, thought he was eating poo-poo.



Your hubby is one sick f!cker. I like him.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:49:54 PM EDT



Kind of like "Chef" did on his last show on SouthPark ?
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:51:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JAKE-T-SNAKE:


Kind of like "Chef" did on his last show on SouthPark ?



Did you notice the stick shoot out at the end.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:51:51 PM EDT
I hate to say this, but

Can Ye Smell It?
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 1:59:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 1:59:26 PM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
ever seen my projectile lock a thread from 3 feet away? you have now
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