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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:08:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:08:32 PM EDT
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I've seen someone's pet boa constrictor do that too.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:12:26 PM EDT
[#3]
Lucky!!
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:13:12 PM EDT
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This thread is just fine without pics.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:13:42 PM EDT
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pics?..................................................................oh.. sorry, dont worry about that
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:14:03 PM EDT
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Doggone spoiled rats! HH |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:17:22 PM EDT
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+1. Your job seems to get creepier and creepier, huh Greywolf? |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:18:57 PM EDT
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Was the mother Tubgirl?
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:22:32 PM EDT
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Poor baby, but When my baby was about two weeks old and I was in my first rounds of testing, we were at the hospital and everyone was making a fuss of him. This one nurse was bent over him in his little car seat, right in his face doing that baby talk thing, she stepped back and left the room about five seconds before he projectile vomited. If she'd have been standing there it would have hit her in the face. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:29:37 PM EDT
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Damn! Beat me to it! Tub-baby! 
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:32:09 PM EDT
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Baby boys can pee even further. Don't ask me how I know.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:35:28 PM EDT
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Then you haven't seen a 94-year old man sitting in a wheelchair not able to hold his barium enema. Talk about sight and smell...
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:36:03 PM EDT
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No kidding. During my brief stint as a nanny, I learned very quickly to always have the clean diaper ready to go, or you just might get nailed in the forehead with baby piss. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:37:36 PM EDT
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We need video!!!
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:38:06 PM EDT
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Damn and I thought I had a shitty day....
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:38:43 PM EDT
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"dont worry, the last thing someone does before they die is...........
nevermind" |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:39:49 PM EDT
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Preach it Sister! BTDT Anybody who's ever changed baby boy diapers only needs to get that golden shower one time before they learn! |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:40:07 PM EDT
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We were changing our then-3-month-old son's wet diaper on a bench during an art fair here in town when he cut loose with projectile diarrhea just like that. Luckily for us, neither my wife nor myself were in the "line of fire" and the feces spread over the grass instead.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:41:10 PM EDT
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Something I did not need to know.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:43:11 PM EDT
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this thread is impossible to masturbate to
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:43:22 PM EDT
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Been there! |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:44:11 PM EDT
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Baby poop at it worst; when it comes out the color and consistency of peanut butter.
Hubby got a diaper, filled it with peanut butter and went in and started eating it in front of the kids. They were sooo grossed out, thought he was eating poo-poo. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:45:20 PM EDT
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So if you put a little gunstock on the baby, you would have the worlds smallest and vilist biological weapon.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:45:45 PM EDT
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You must not have kids. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:46:24 PM EDT
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Your hubby is one sick f!cker. I like him. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:49:54 PM EDT
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Kind of like "Chef" did on his last show on SouthPark ? 
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:51:26 PM EDT
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Did you notice the stick shoot out at the end. 
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:51:51 PM EDT
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I hate to say this, but
Can Ye Smell It?
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Posted: 3/24/2006 1:59:26 PM EDT
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ever seen my projectile lock a thread from 3 feet away? you have now
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