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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:02:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 2:09:59 PM EDT by AZ-K9]
Mild tearing sensation near the tip.....

What say the ARFDOCS?

No history of STD's. Been drinking a little less water while on vacation, drinking more now.

ETA: I did um, receive some um, er you know, last night, from the GF, if that matters. Oral only.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:03:40 PM EDT
Didn't the Nuns warn you about masterbation?
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:04:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 2:04:21 PM EDT by triburst1]
Did you pick up any hookers on vacation?
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:06:24 PM EDT

Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:07:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:




+1
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:10:16 PM EDT
Could be a urinary track infection that you could pick up from a public restroom. Had this once and it hurt like a mofo, but nothing the good doctor and some antiboditics cannot kill. Unless you are banging whores its most likely this unless you have a STD.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:10:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:

Originally Posted By nationwide:




+1


This is my first stop for such matters, them webmd.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:13:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:
Mild tearing sensation near the tip.....

What say the ARFDOCS?

No history of STD's. Been drinking a little less water while on vacation, drinking more now.

ETA: I did um, receive some um, er you know, last night, from the GF, if that matters. Oral only.



Sounds like the GF is an HO.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:14:17 PM EDT
Put it on a stump and hit it with a hammer. Keep your fingers out of the way. It shouldn't bother you after you hit it.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:14:24 PM EDT
We should've warned you about the hookers and blow!!!
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:14:51 PM EDT
Possible yeast infection of the clitoris maybe?
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:15:53 PM EDT
Oh shit this will be good.

And I'm leaving to go to a banquet tonight.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:16:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:
Mild tearing sensation near the tip.....

What say the ARFDOCS?

No history of STD's. Been drinking a little less water while on vacation, drinking more now.

ETA: I did um, receive some um, er you know, last night, from the GF, if that matters. Oral only.



Nope, too soon. Where was your dick 5 to 10 days ago?
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:17:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:18:43 PM EDT
My friend just had the exact same symptoms.

Two days later, dead.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:19:02 PM EDT
A blowjob is the surest way to infect your urinary tract, especially if she got creative.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:19:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Blackmagic94:
Could be a urinary track infection that you could pick up from a public restroom.



And I have a bridge that spans the Detroit River I could sell you real cheap.

The incidence of a male getting a UTI from a fomite, is absolutely close to zero.

AZ IM me.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:19:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 2:20:55 PM EDT by quijanos]
Rub some salt on it.
Rub some Sea salt on it.


eta
How old are you?

Your hardware could just be defective
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:19:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WayneD:

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:
Mild tearing sensation near the tip.....

What say the ARFDOCS?

No history of STD's. Been drinking a little less water while on vacation, drinking more now.

ETA: I did um, receive some um, er you know, last night, from the GF, if that matters. Oral only.



Nope, too soon. Where was your dick 5 to 10 days ago?


Ummm. Everywhere. (with her)
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:22:28 PM EDT
You got it from the toilet seat it reached up and grabbed your meat you got it from the toilet seat
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:23:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XD_Fan:
Put it on a stump and hit it with a hammer. Keep your fingers out of the way. It shouldn't bother you after you hit it.



Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:23:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
My friend just had the exact same symptoms.

Two days later, dead.


Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:23:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
My friend just had the exact same symptoms.

Two days later, dead.






fucking cold!
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:24:28 PM EDT
If you stuck it in her pooper then you might have caught an UTI. Thats more them plausible. For all the dumbasses that think a guy can get a UTI from a toilet are retarded. Its extemely rare.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:25:22 PM EDT
Don't take a chance, have it removed.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:29:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
Don't take a chance, have it removed.



Aputation by nuking it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:29:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
If you stuck it in her pooper then you might have caught an UTI. Thats more them plausible. For all the dumbasses that think a guy can get a UTI from a toilet are retarded. Its extemely rare.



If you fuck the toilet seat?
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:35:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 2:40:57 PM EDT by rtech]
AZ,

You opened this can of worms. You've been here long enough to know not to post this in the clear. You should have IM'd ARDOC. Damage done. Too late to call the bullet back now.

BTW, I get this every now and then. It goes away after a few hours for me. I think it's just I don't drink enough water and haven't pissed in a while. I would ignore the advice to have it removed if I were you.

Good luck with this.

Sitting back with beer and chips to watch the show.....


ETA, back in the early 80's, I got a yeast infection from my new girlfriend-soon to be wife while we were both in the Army. I went on a 2 week field exercise and all my buddies had me thinking it would fall off and the new GF/wife was a skank and gave me the black dick rot. That was a very long two weeks. Thank God for the Warrant officer Phys Assistant. He saved my ass from a lot of ribbing and pain.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:39:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
If you stuck it in her pooper then you might have caught an UTI. Thats more them plausible. <Snip>


Is nothing sacred?! Leave it to the medical profession to rain on the most cherished parade they can find. I'll never be able to watch Caught From Behind, Pt. XXVI the same way again!
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:40:23 PM EDT
Swab it out vigorously w/ a .22 cal bore brush and some Breakfree.

Works every time.

Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:42:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dixiedawg:
Swab it out vigorously w/ a .22 cal bore brush and some Breakfree.

Works every time.


Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:43:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 2:44:44 PM EDT by ICEAGE]
Originally Posted By Blackmagic94:
Could be a urinary track infection that you could pick up from a public restroom. Had this once and it hurt like a mofo, but nothing the good doctor and some antiboditics cannot kill. Unless you are banging whores its most likely this unless you have a STD.

I've heard its possible to get urinary track infection by not pissing after you cum. No idea if its true or not but the person who told me it told me thats what his doctor told him when he got it....


GL


Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:44:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dixiedawg:
Swab it out vigorously w/ a .22 cal bore brush and some Breakfree.

Works every time.




Hoppes #9, then Breakfree
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:45:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 2:45:50 PM EDT by pale_pony]
My son, then about 3-4 years old, once had an apparent allergic reaction to some bubble bath that he had gotten for Christmas. In his limited vocabulary, he cuold only say that he was "having a pee-pee emergency!" meaning that it hurt really badly when he had to whizz. He'd try to hold on as long as he could which made the problem worse.

We took him to the pediatrician who said that he had a definite inflammation of the membranes down that direction. We had to give him Tylenol for the pain and he just had to ride it out the next couple of days.

Happened about 6-7 years ago and it sure as hell wasn't funny when it happened, but we still laugh about "having a pee-pee emergency."
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:59:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:59:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:04:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:07:44 PM EDT
Guess you didn't get past the used part
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:09:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 3:09:28 PM EDT by bluedogsixty]
From "Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday"

Oliver Reed as Joe Knox:

Joe Knox: Aren't you going to give me a pill? Doctor: You got it the old-fashioned way, we cure it the old-fashioned way - while the Doctor heats a metal rod......
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:11:29 PM EDT
It sounds like you've got the AIDS.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:14:49 PM EDT
If you had, MMMMMMMMM ya know, and afterwards took a shower and washed your slick willie real well with soap you could irritate your, Ya know, "cartridge case" a bit where the bullet goes. It'll go away or it'll fall off.

I'm taking odds right now, paying off at a 3 to 1.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:15:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:20:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
If you stuck it in her pooper then you might have caught an UTI. Thats more them plausible. For all the dumbasses that think a guy can get a UTI from a toilet are retarded. Its extemely rare.




Happen to me.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:50:30 PM EDT
Has your GF been faithful?
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:52:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JustinOK34:
the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2005/Dec/01/FPI512010335AR_b.jpg



That's close.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:55:36 PM EDT
No biggie..just post if it ever falls off!

Seriously...go see a physician.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:56:19 PM EDT
stop squeezing it so tight when you go.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:56:26 PM EDT
We have one(surfers), it's called the Urethra Franklin. You smash your dick, somehow against the hard fiberglass surfboard. it feels like your peehole is smashed shut. Don't even try to piss, it feels like you plugged yourself up with a golf tee. Crippling, believe me.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:59:41 PM EDT
Chronic vaginitis?
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 4:08:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 4:08:28 PM EDT by XDBACKUPGUN]

Originally Posted By ipschoser1:
Chronic vaginitis?


Who said anything about vaginas?



Link Posted: 3/23/2006 4:10:15 PM EDT
Semen can be pretty "adhesive" when it dries. If you don't urinate after sex, semen can dry in the urethra, kind of "gluing" it shut. Then when you go urinate the next morning, it can "tear" the inside surface of the urethra causing the irritation you're experiencing. If you're not getting any abnormal discharge, ride it out for a few days and it'll likely go away on its' own.
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