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Posted: 8/16/2001 2:17:54 AM EDT
I think that burrito I ate last night had a some montezuma's special revenge sauce in it. Ever since this morning I have had to go on sorties just about every hour and my stomach is making loud rumbling noises. I have lost like 3lbs and am now down to 347. Damnit this better go away before the fun show or I am going to have to strap a porta potty on one of those motorized chairs!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:47:22 AM EDT
Try some kao pectate (sp?) this stuff works wonders! If that doesn't work, try using one of those speedloaders as a cork. [:D]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 3:03:15 AM EDT
It's a food vendor plot! They are attempting to clean your system out so you will be ready to buy a ton of Kettle Corn at the fun show. [img]www.pepto-bismol.com/historyimages/1941PrintAd.jpg[/img] [img]www.pepto-bismol.com/historyimages/1954PrintAd.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:31:38 AM EDT
It sounds like food poisoning. When you get the squirts every hour on the hour, it means your body is trying to get rid of something bad. The worst thing you can do is take medicines that stop your diarea. Let nature take it's course, drink lots of water and soup and you should be fine in about a day. The faster the poison comes out, the quicker you will feel better.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:36:25 AM EDT
YOU GOT A BAD CASE OF BUTT SOUP!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:37:36 AM EDT
Couple a beers?
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:39:30 AM EDT
There is an all you can eat Mexican restaurant here in Dallas. I've gone there 2x and it messses me up all the time. Good for cleansing the system though.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:39:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:43:01 AM EDT
Ass faucet. I hate that.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:43:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TOBIN: Try some kao pectate (sp?) this stuff works wonders! If that doesn't work, try using one of those speedloaders as a cork. [:D]
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Kaopectate has as it's base ingredient, kaolin. That is pure white clay dug out of the ground here in Georgia. They sell plastic bags of chunks of it TO EAT in convenience stores down here(not in Atlanta...). No I haven't, and no I never will...
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:46:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: Damnit this better go away before the fun show or I am going to have to strap a porta potty on one of those motorized chairs!
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At least you wouldn't be out of place! there'll probably be at least 5 or more (just judging from the shows here) just like ya in motor-carts with big fat asses hanging off the sides and a bunch of beatup lever-actions in the front basket.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 11:04:46 AM EDT
Maybe you're blaming the problem on the wrong food eaten. Go eat another burrito to verify it's the problem.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 11:11:24 AM EDT
Make a run (ha ha I made a funny) to walgreens. Look for the immodium AD. 2nd Best stuff on earth. Then look next to it for the walgreen's generic version. Best stuff on earth, since it's half the price. Now buy two packs of walgreens fake immodium instead one pack of the real immodium, because it sounds like you need both packs. And don't forget to pick up some gatorade while you're there.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 11:13:01 AM EDT
Post from lordtrader -
There is an all you can eat Mexican restaurant here in Dallas.
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Which one might that be, lordtrader? I gots to know.[:D] Eric The(Not[b]Pancho's[/b]!!??)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 11:28:55 AM EDT
please LT dont say pancho's. i last had it a couple of years ago, and i still am reaping the benefits....ouchy
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 1:04:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 1:48:57 PM EDT
To all who thinks Imbroglio is full of crap....well, it's about 3 pounds.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 3:58:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:06:16 PM EDT
full auto shits i hate that [:(] coulde be worse thu you could be doing this [puke]
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