Posted: 8/16/2001 2:17:54 AM EDT
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I think that burrito I ate last night had a some montezuma's special revenge sauce in it. Ever since this morning I have had to go on sorties just about every hour and my stomach is making loud rumbling noises. I have lost like 3lbs and am now down to 347. Damnit this better go away before the fun show or I am going to have to strap a porta potty on one of those motorized chairs! |
| It sounds like food poisoning. When you get the squirts every hour on the hour, it means your body is trying to get rid of something bad. The worst thing you can do is take medicines that stop your diarea. Let nature take it's course, drink lots of water and soup and you should be fine in about a day. The faster the poison comes out, the quicker you will feel better. |
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Quoted: Try some kao pectate (sp?) this stuff works wonders! If that doesn't work, try using one of those speedloaders as a cork. [:D] Kaopectate has as it's base ingredient, kaolin. That is pure white clay dug out of the ground here in Georgia. They sell plastic bags of chunks of it TO EAT in convenience stores down here(not in Atlanta...). No I haven't, and no I never will... |
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Quoted: Damnit this better go away before the fun show or I am going to have to strap a porta potty on one of those motorized chairs! At least you wouldn't be out of place! there'll probably be at least 5 or more (just judging from the shows here) just like ya in motor-carts with big fat asses hanging off the sides and a bunch of beatup lever-actions in the front basket. |
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Make a run (ha ha I made a funny) to walgreens. Look for the immodium AD. 2nd Best stuff on earth. Then look next to it for the walgreen's generic version. Best stuff on earth, since it's half the price. Now buy two packs of walgreens fake immodium instead one pack of the real immodium, because it sounds like you need both packs. And don't forget to pick up some gatorade while you're there. |
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Don't forget the ointment, or your little sphincter is going to be bleedin'! Food poisoning is a definite possibility, but so could "a couple of beers" if your math is a little fuzzy (or is that "buzzy?") A .38, a 10-22, and a roll of Charmin... That's all! Semper Fi! Ken Little |