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Posted: 3/22/2006 6:51:42 AM EDT
A guy recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well for his age".

A little concerned about that comment, the guy couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," the guy replied. "I'm not doing either."

Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" the guy said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," the guy said.

The doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," the guy said. "I don't do any of those things."

The doctor looked at the guy and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:58:57 AM EDT
nice!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:52:24 AM EDT
87
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:55:48 AM EDT
I will let ya know in 25 yrs.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:00:40 AM EDT
Hmmm *picks up Magic Ball* Lets see *shakes it* Says ask again later
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:01:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:02:31 AM EDT
Heck no. Let's see, I race motorcycles, and shoot Glocks. I'm dead when one of 'em blows up. MJD
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:03:11 AM EDT
haha, not bad!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:07:49 AM EDT
Funny....and 'Oh, so true!' I'll live till I die.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:15:54 AM EDT
I hope I last a long long time, after I retire. I want to get as much, Free money from my retirement as I can.

I know I worked for it but it's better to get 25 -30 years of retirement payments than five. HuH.



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Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:50:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By highwayman:
Heck no. Let's see, I race motorcycles, and shoot Glocks. I'm dead when one of 'em blows up. MJD



. My money is on the GLOCK.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:56:09 AM EDT
I'm 41.


Damn........


DAMN......

80 will be here pretty quick.

Shit.

Thanks for fuckin up my day.

Funny joke though.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 10:04:34 AM EDT
I have decided that I will not die I am going to just nasty away
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