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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:06:47 PM EDT
I don't know what it is, but every time I go with my wife to the local Victoria's Secret store I feel like the cat that ate the canary. I feel guilty and uncomfortable being in there, like women are looking at me like I'm some sort of sexual pervert.

Anybody else have a Victoria's Secret phobia?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:08:36 PM EDT
Yep, but I just love going in there with my wife!!

I would love to set up a lounge chair with a cooler of beer in the middle of the store.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:08:44 PM EDT
I love it.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:09:37 PM EDT
Sorry, I don't know hwat you're talking about

I feel like a kid in a candy store
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:09:59 PM EDT
I hated being there with my dad, helping him shop for stuff for my mom.

"Do you think she'd want this with lace?"
"I don't know, Dad!"
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:10:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellhound:


I would love to set up a lounge chair with a cooler of beer in the middle of the store.




Me too.

That's like Hooters on steroids.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:10:04 PM EDT

Only if I am wearing the lingerie or trying it on.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:10:18 PM EDT


Yep..........a woody is always uncomfortable when you are looking at sexy women-type clothes.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:10:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I hated being there with my dad, helping him shop for stuff for my mom.

"Do you think she'd want this with lace?"
"I don't know, Dad!"



Oh gabby, speaking of that....
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:10:41 PM EDT
Only when I try stuff on.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:11:51 PM EDT
I don't go in them, I don't have a girlfriend or wife. I do not accompany any females (friends or otherwise) into the store. I don't think it would be a good idea for me to be looking at nearly naked women who i am not going to have sex with or are more than likely more finely shaped than my wife will be- I've got a whole lot more important things to do than run around a store that wants you to imagine what a woman would look like without anything on.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:13:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I hated being there with my dad, helping him shop for stuff for my mom.

"Do you think she'd want this with lace?"
"I don't know, Dad!"



ewww, even if you were a girl
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:13:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Only if I am wearing the lingerie or trying it on.




All you PHDs are the same......

Tweed jackets and pipes on the outside, but some sicko perversion hidden deep on the inside.

I am stopping at my Masters!

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:13:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 2:14:08 PM EDT by Hellhound]

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By Hellhound:


I would love to set up a lounge chair with a cooler of beer in the middle of the store.




Me too.

That's like Hooters on steroids.



And the funny thing about it is....no one is wearing the lingere and it is still an exciting store!!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:14:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 2:16:39 PM EDT by John_Wayne777]

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I hated being there with my dad, helping him shop for stuff for my mom.

"Do you think she'd want this with lace?"
"I don't know, Dad!"



WTF???

There is no way in HELL I would have my daughter giving me advice about buying my wife frilly underthings.

Good grief!! That's the kind of thing that can scar a kid for life!!

BTW -- I went in one a very long time ago to buy a girlfriend a gift certificate.

I haven't been in one since.

It took me under two minutes and I never stopped looking at the floor.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:14:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danonly:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I hated being there with my dad, helping him shop for stuff for my mom.

"Do you think she'd want this with lace?"
"I don't know, Dad!"



ewww, even if you were a girl



Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:15:04 PM EDT
I must admit that I'm uncomfortable as well........
It's rather toublesome to walk with an erection.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:15:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I hated being there with my dad, helping him shop for stuff for my mom.

"Do you think she'd want this with lace?"
"I don't know, Dad!"



WTF???

There is no way in HELL I would have my daughter giving me advice about buying my wife frilly underthings.

Good grief!! That's the kind of thing that can scar a kid for life!!


That's what I'm saying!

The saleswoman was like "Are you alright? You look a little upset."
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:17:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellhound:

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By Hellhound:


I would love to set up a lounge chair with a cooler of beer in the middle of the store.




Me too.

That's like Hooters on steroids.



And the funny thing about it is....no one is wearing the lingere and it is still an exciting store!!



The trick is to go with 2 chicks, that need your opinion.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:17:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
That's what I'm saying!

The saleswoman was like "Are you alright? You look a little upset."



Your dad deserves a smack in the head for that one.

"Hey Gabby....You think your mom'll look sexy in this??"

That ought to be cause for a public flogging.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:18:11 PM EDT
Only once. When i went in tho get a gift card for my wife and there was a 17yo tweeker i have arrested 4 or 5 times working there. Never been back to that mall.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:22:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
That's what I'm saying!

The saleswoman was like "Are you alright? You look a little upset."



Your dad deserves a smack in the head for that one.

"Hey Gabby....You think your mom'll look sexy in this??"

That ought to be cause for a public flogging.



Don't give gabby's dad any ideas.
"Hey gabby - your mom and I are gonna try out a little S/M!"
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:23:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
That's what I'm saying!

The saleswoman was like "Are you alright? You look a little upset."



Your dad deserves a smack in the head for that one.

"Hey Gabby....You think your mom'll look sexy in this??"

That ought to be cause for a public flogging.



Don't give gabby's dad any ideas.
"Hey gabby - your mom and I are gonna try out a little S/M!"


SHUT UP!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:24:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
That's what I'm saying!

The saleswoman was like "Are you alright? You look a little upset."



Your dad deserves a smack in the head for that one.

"Hey Gabby....You think your mom'll look sexy in this??"

That ought to be cause for a public flogging.



Don't give gabby's dad any ideas.
"Hey gabby - your mom and I are gonna try out a little S/M!"


SHUT UP!



Please ma'am may I have another?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:25:39 PM EDT
I do, I can't take it. It's like I am seeing women in their underwear even though they have all of their clothes on. I feel like a perv, and I am one too.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:26:44 PM EDT
Hell, no. It's nirvana for me.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:29:26 PM EDT

Do you feel uncomfortable in Victoria's Secret stores?


For the most part yes, I believe this to be the normal* (*wtf is that?!?) reaction for a man of my generation. My wife so does enjoy shopping at V.S. so, there are times when I find myself in a rather peculiar predicament.

I suppose what exacerbates the situation even more is, when I am asked if I shall be paying, or my granddaughter. My wife relishes pointing out the 'clerks' mistake.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:31:16 PM EDT
No. What's the problem with it, anyway? Afraid that someone might think you're shopping for yourself?

I think it's everyone else who feels uncomfortable, meaning the other customers. I don't mind at all going there by myself. The babes that work there will go out of their way to take care of you. It's best to know the correct size before you go in there, though.

When I go with my wife, I'll often just wander off while she's shopping and do stuff like start looking through the thongs while there is someone else doing the same thing at the same display. I don't make a great big deal out of it, but it's amusing to see some of the women getting nervous. Then again, some of them don't seem to give a rat's ass, either.

It's also funny to look around and check out some of the more unlikely women shopping there. Some of them you almost can't picture them wearing that stuff.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:31:39 PM EDT
If you get odd looks from women in the place, just tell them there is no way that that lace is going to stretch enough to cover their huge ass.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:33:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellhound:

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By Hellhound:


I would love to set up a lounge chair with a cooler of beer in the middle of the store.




Me too.

That's like Hooters on steroids.



And the funny thing about it is....no one is wearing the lingere and it is still an exciting store!!



Back in my younger days I did get a sales lady to try some stuff on for me.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:35:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blackeye:

Yep..........a woody is always uncomfortable when you are looking at sexy women-type clothes.




+1

­

Travis
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:35:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 2:36:25 PM EDT by danonly]

Originally Posted By FITTER:
No. What's the problem with it, anyway? Afraid that someone might think you're shopping for yourself?



some people are raised with morals that say you shouldn't see women naked other than your wife. That is how i was raised, and I like it that way. Therefore i do not go to victoria's secret, i don't buy playboys, etc etc.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:36:21 PM EDT
I feel a little uncomfterble but not too bad.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:37:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TravisJ1:

Originally Posted By blackeye:

Yep..........a woody is always uncomfortable when you are looking at sexy women-type clothes.




+1

­

Travis



Two inches isn't a woody, it's a twig.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:38:24 PM EDT
Naked women there? I never see naked women there, I only dream of seeing naked women there.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:38:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:39:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danonly:

Originally Posted By FITTER:
No. What's the problem with it, anyway? Afraid that someone might think you're shopping for yourself?



some people are raised with morals that say you shouldn't see women naked other than your wife. That is how i was raised, and I like it that way. Therefore i do not go to victoria's secret, i don't buy playboys, etc etc.




Fair enough.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:42:54 PM EDT
It's only uncomfortable if you ask if they have any items in children's sizes
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:47:03 PM EDT
I fucking love it. I even had sex in the changing room!!! And thats no shit.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:54:22 PM EDT
Went there one time to buy the wifey a birthday present. Did not know it at the time but my brother was there shopping for his wife's aniversary present. The little bastard came up behind me as I was talking to the salesgirl and said "so who is wearing this tonight me or you", I almost got the security guard called on me for beating the crap out of him when we got out in the mall.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:57:34 PM EDT
It'd be a great experience except for one thing.... The few times I have been in there, there is always some grossly fat ugly broad picking up and looking at things that "she" has no good reason in hell to even think about putting on... Then - when I get a mental picture of it - I just about upchuck my cookies.. MournSword
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:04:31 PM EDT
My wife was manager of one for a couple years, the company treats their employees like shit but it is a fun store. She has a few good stories about the job.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:06:53 PM EDT
Don't bother me. I just walk around carrying the "stack".
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:07:57 PM EDT
Not really. My room mate (a girl) works there, and sometimes I drop in to chat.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:08:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rtr:
It's only uncomfortable if you ask if they have any items in children's sizes





Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:10:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Only if I am wearing the lingerie or trying it on.




You do that often?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:21:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Only if I am wearing the lingerie or trying it on.




How many times have you done that to know for sure, hmmm?

Then again, I think we'd probably rather not know.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:26:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By none:
Went there one time to buy the wifey a birthday present. Did not know it at the time but my brother was there shopping for his wife's aniversary present. The little bastard came up behind me as I was talking to the salesgirl and said "so who is wearing this tonight me or you", I almost got the security guard called on me for beating the crap out of him when we got out in the mall.





Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:27:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Midnight-Sniper:
I don't know what it is, but every time I go with my wife to the local Victoria's Secret store I feel like the cat that ate the canary. I feel guilty and uncomfortable being in there, like women are looking at me like I'm some sort of sexual pervert.Anybody else have a Victoria's Secret phobia?



Dude....put your pecker back in your pants and tehy'll leave you alone! Geesh!!




No Expert
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:09:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 4:10:03 PM EDT by Mute]
Not until everyone keeps staring at me when I sniff all the women's panties (the ones on the racks).
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:12:23 PM EDT
No... They should have a mini sports bar in there for the guys while the ladies shop...
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