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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:50:18 PM EDT
Check out the deranged expression on this guy.

Those are the kind of dolls Howard Stern had on his show, they cost about $6500 each.

Creepy
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:51:06 PM EDT
woah! that's kinda creepy
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:51:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:53:11 PM EDT
$6500 buys alot of hookers and blow...
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:53:56 PM EDT
It puts the lotion on its skin.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:54:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:54:27 PM EDT
That's as fucked up as a football bat....
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:57:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 12:59:42 PM EDT
He scares me.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:01:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 1:01:35 PM EDT by adair_usmc]

Originally Posted By 13thWarrior:
He scares me.



I suppose it can be scary to see what you will be like in 15 years.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:02:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By 13thWarrior:
He scares me.



I suppose it can be scary to see what you will be like in 15 years.







Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:10:17 PM EDT
How fucking hard is it to get a hooker????? a 5000$ piece of rubber? Sheesh!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:27:55 PM EDT
This is something I never, ever expected to see...
DAMN I LOVE THE INTERNET!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:30:46 PM EDT
Just when YOU think YOUR life is completely fucked up, there comes a guy like THAT and you've gotta think "Damn, I have NO problems"!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:33:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:41:20 PM EDT


How do you keep that thing clean?

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:42:53 PM EDT
He doesn't hold a candle to Brian Peppers.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:43:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:


How do you keep that thing clean?





Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:43:49 PM EDT
Cyanide...?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:46:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
RealDolls. www.realdoll.com

The guy wouldn't look that creepy if he dressed better and got his hair cut a lot shorter. Hell, if he did that, he might not NEED the RealDolls. He might be able to get some live action that he didn't have to pay for.

CJ



He looks a bit like an aging rock star to me...
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:48:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By DigDug:


How do you keep that thing clean?





images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/808/808_img_11.jpg



I assume some type of drying device is inserted to prevent mold and mildew?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:48:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 1:51:14 PM EDT by Hellhound]

Originally Posted By DigDug:


How do you keep that thing clean?




Summer's Eve??



ETA: Reminds me of my cousin that was in the Navy in the 80's at Miramar. They would go to Tijiuana (sp?) for some fun. He told me hookers down there would take Pepsi (in a bottle), add some vinegar, shake it up and "clean up".

Anyone else heard that one?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:49:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:51:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
RealDolls actually come with a cleaning kit.

They're available in two and three port versions and a tallywhacker in any of several sizes can be added to ANY of them.




CJ



I don't even want to know why you know so much about them.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:55:00 PM EDT
Somebody needs to contact him and send him this:

Dear Mr. Greasy Bastard: I noticed your website, and decided to help you get laid by something that has a pulse.

Please immediately do the following:

-Take a shower. With soap. Shampoo your hair. Twice. Use conditioner. Use deodorant. Do this every day. Brush your teeth. Twice a day. Cut your fingernails and toenails once a week.
-Get your hair cut by a professional. You don't really have to get it much shorter (although I do recommend a short haircut with your face), just tell them to make it look better.
-Keep a few pieces each of your current clothing. Everybody needs clothes to paint in, after all. Throw away the rest. Go to Lord & Taylor or Hecht's (we'll keep it cheaper for now) and splurge. Polos, suits, new jeans, belts, socks, shoes, underwear, sweaters, you need it all. Ask for advice from the sales associates. They'll be happy to help. Get at least 2 types of cologne, again with advice. Only wear clothes once between washes (suits and dress slacks are an exception, but don't wear them two days in a row).
-Sell the realdolls. Get rid of them any way you can. I don't care what your initial investment was, you won't get it back. If you can't sell them, throw them away. Make sure you let the garbagemen know they're fake (you can call them mannequins rather than sex toys) to ensure no mixups with the police.
-Get rid of any other sex items you have. Porno, lube, fleshlights or other wanking sleeves, throw it all away. Believe me, once you start getting tail, you won't need to go back.
-Clean your place up. Throw out ANYTHING you haven't used in more than a year, vaccuum, sweep, mop, dust, de-scent, etc. Throw out any furniture that's broken. Throw out anything that's covered in a lot of dust.
-Go to a bar. Get some play. Be happy with your new life.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:55:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
RealDolls actually come with a cleaning kit.

They're available in two and three port versions and a tallywhacker in any of several sizes can be added to ANY of them.




CJ



I don't even want to know why you know so much about them.



+1.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:57:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
RealDolls actually come with a cleaning kit.

They're available in two and three port versions and a tallywhacker in any of several sizes can be added to ANY of them.




CJ



I think tallywhacker is supposed to be hyphenated.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:58:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:


How do you keep that thing clean?




Ya turn 'em inside out and "shake the FUCK out of 'em"
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 1:59:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
He doesn't hold a candle to Brian Peppers.



Agreed.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:01:04 PM EDT
MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE FIND THIS SICK PERVERTED CRAP, AND WHY DO YOU INSIST ON POSTING IT???

I cannot BELIEVE there is a company that makes...................sex dolls....................and that people actually BUY them.

Sister christian on a biscuit, how unbelievably SICK can people get????
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:06:02 PM EDT
From the idiot's website:

" { I never wanted to have children} "

Well gee whiz! Imagine that!

I suppose I am looking at this the wrong way. I should, I suppose, be happy that this guy isn't reproducing, seeing as how his ideal woman is a lifeless hunk of plastic which he can............do.....stuff.........to............*SHIVER*.......any time he pleases.

Those are not exactly charachter traits that make a good parent.

I am at a loss here. For the life of me I cannot fathom:

1. That someone makes sex dolls
2. That someone would want to buy said sex dolls
3. That someone would want to pay 6,500 dollars for said sex dolls
4. That someone would ever admit to OWNING such a thing
5. That someone would actually post their picture and e-mail adress while ADMITTING to owning such a thing.

I guess I am just old fashioned. I can't imagine EVER participating in anything like this.

I would literally blow my brains out first.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:10:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By t-stox:
How fucking hard is it to get a hooker????? a 5000$ piece of rubber? Sheesh!




Yeah, but he is paying for the convienence of non speaking, open 24/7, on-site nooky.

Something to be said about that.....
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:13:21 PM EDT
News Flash: There is a multi-billion dollar sex toy industry in the U.S.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:19:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:


How do you keep that thing clean?




I remember Howard Stern talking about his RealDoll, It came with a brush like you would use on a baby bottle. In case it gets a little crusty.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:20:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rkbar15:
News Flash: There is a multi-billion dollar sex toy industry in the U.S.



And that is without a doubt one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:29:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By rkbar15:
News Flash: There is a multi-billion dollar sex toy industry in the U.S.



And that is without a doubt one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard.

With major players involved in it as well, like Dell, Apple, HP, IBM, etc.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:30:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
With major players involved in it as well, like Dell, Apple, HP, IBM, etc.



I don't classify Dell laptops as sex toys, unless you are talking about a very special "laptop" that isn't in any of the product manuals they sent me....
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:37:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By yekimak:
With major players involved in it as well, like Dell, Apple, HP, IBM, etc.



I don't classify Dell laptops as sex toys, unless you are talking about a very special "laptop" that isn't in any of the product manuals they sent me....



video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3222929621151096027&q=mac+switch&time=5000

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:42:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 2:44:21 PM EDT by twister6er]
He has his own fan-club with 98 members. WTF is this world coming to. He even named his plastic bitches, Ginger and Kelly.
Just great.
GordonGriggs
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 2:51:31 PM EDT
He has a fan club?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:05:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 3:30:50 PM EDT by rkbar15]
For $6500 I want something that can also make me a sammich.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:11:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NME:
He has a fan club?



Can you imagine that?

A group of loosers that look up to a guy like this???

Yet further proof that evolution isn't true. If it were, this would mean our species was devolving and would soon be extinct.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:16:36 PM EDT
Do they have any scratch and dent or used dolls that might cost a little less? Maybe a floor model?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 3:19:06 PM EDT
Well, he's certainly not reproducing...

Which I guess is a bit of a step up from some worthless people in our society...

But still...
IT'S JUST SO DAMN GROSS!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:37:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By weptek911:

Originally Posted By DigDug:


How do you keep that thing clean?




I remember Howard Stern talking about his RealDoll, It came with a brush like you would use on a baby bottle. In case it gets a little crusty.



Crusty, the doll or Howard Stern?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:51:36 PM EDT
Remember this dude?

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:56:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Midnight-Sniper:
Remember this dude?

i35.photobucket.com/albums/d154/Midnight-Sniper/165724SxBW_w.gif



Marty Feldman is the man!
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:30:10 AM EDT
The whole situation (of this website) is a bit suspicious to me: a guy who couldn't deal with having real women aroud would seem to be very much a social introvert. And anyone like that would not be likely to make a website basically inviting the world to make fun of them.

-Or alternately, he could just not have a whole lot of marbles upstairs.

----
I read somewhere that most of the RealDolls had been sold in Japan.

And what's even freakier than a "regular" RealDoll is one of the "anime"-style ones. There's a company that puts new heads on them, done in "anime" style. With big saucer-sized eyes, tiny nose, big mouth and everything.
~
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 1:54:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By rkbar15:
News Flash: There is a multi-billion dollar sex toy industry in the U.S.



And that is without a doubt one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard.



What's wrong with that? Most sex toy customers are couples, a great number being married or in monogamous relationships.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 2:02:14 AM EDT
Pffft.

I've seen creepier.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 2:06:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Pffft.

I've seen creepier.




Ya'll dont make fun of my picture ok! jeeeze we all got to get ours somehow


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