Shitcago pizza is nothing but crust and unseasoned tomato sauce. I went to the damn save-a-lot and found shit that tasted better. It's a mind thing in my opinion. If a person tells himself that it's suposed to be good, that person will think that it's good. I've had great pizza in Texas, California, Italy, New York..That Shticago tomato shit might be good enough to pack somebodys ass crack with. But that's about all it's worth. Believe me, I live here and do most of my training in Shitcago. The pizza ain't worth a damn.
Bland assed shit.
At on training, this one dude bragged and bragged about Shitcago pizza. I ate a few pieces, went back to the Ritz, turned on HBO and Fat Moore's 911 movie was on. I freakin blew chow all over the room. Freakin red shit coming out of my nose and ass. Fat fuck Moore being on didn't help. But the fat fuck probably was a catalyst for bringing up that Shitcago shit pizza.
After room service moved me to another room, I ended up watching Myth Busters and Dirty Jobs.
Shit tasted like it came out of a freakin cardboard factory.
Next time I ship some ammo, I'll use the pizza crust as a box.
"Here's your twelve thousand rounds of Hirtenberger, sir." "Uh, in a, uh Shitcago pizza crust."
Shit was so thick and hard, BBT driver knew what is was and where it was from.
Hot Dogs.....that's a different story!!!