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Posted: 3/13/2006 1:45:29 PM EDT
Well, I don't know how to get this off my chest, so maybe I'll spill my guts here.

As most of you know, I'm a truck driver, and as such it's often to set down roots or have much normalcy in my life. Well, about a year ago, I thought that had changed. I met Alice, yeah, online , but I thought WTH and just "went with it".

I arranged to meet Alice in person for the first time in the DFW area, and it was, or so I thought, love at first sight.

I really haven't talked about Alice much, even to my close friends on the board here, because, well, the initial "meeting" did involve an exchange of currency... Nothing to brag about, I assure you.

After I got to know Alice, I started thinking long term. Alice seemed to be in agreement. We went for a few walks, but I never really got comfortable beeing seen in public with Alice... folks were always looking... casting that unapproving stare.

I tried. Like I said... it's tough being on the road all the time, so it was decided that Alice would go on the road with me. I bought Alice some nice things. I figured they were nice, thoughtfull items. Some decent clothes, personal hygene items, heck, even a nice little set of pots and pans. Hell, I even bought food when Alice was looking a little lean.

I don't know where I went wrong. Actually, I do. Like a friend recently told me "You can't work 24/7". Well, I do. And that's why I never got to take Alice out to the Hun Farm... or camping... or even those long walks in the rain I promised.

I guess we are just too different, we can't see eye to eye on things. Part of the problem, I feel, is unreasonable expectations of each other. Alice was in the Army for a long time, where I never served. I think we expected the wrong things of each other... maybe.

Break ups are hard... but it's even worse when it's your fault.

Goodbye Alice. You've been a good friend.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:48:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 1:48:29 PM EDT by DK-Prof]



Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:49:48 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:51:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:51:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:






what did I miss?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:51:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:52:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 1:53:11 PM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]
Nevermind, I think I got it.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:53:34 PM EDT
Is this her? The slut.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:53:57 PM EDT
I think what NW is saying is that he's gotten rid of his ALICE pack(aka his BOB/SHTF bag.)
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:54:20 PM EDT
ALICE pack?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:54:22 PM EDT
You'll eventually find a new "old Bag" to call your own.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:54:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 1:56:14 PM EDT by Trey-W]
Nevermind,

Im slow
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:54:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 1:56:52 PM EDT by Penguin_101]

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Yep.



+1

ETA: I get it
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:54:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 1:55:11 PM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:56:15 PM EDT
so tag...cause im about as confused as a hungry baby in a titty bar.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:56:20 PM EDT
OH SHIT

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:56:54 PM EDT
Oh shit.

This is GD and not the Survival Forum???

<­BR>



Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:57:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Trey-W:

Originally Posted By nationwide:

I really haven't talked about Alice much, even to my close friends on the board here, because, well, the initial "meeting" did involve an exchange of currency... Nothing to brag about, I assure you.






I dont think escort services are the best route to a long term relationship



Dude, it's a BACKPACK!!!

Good one Nationwide.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:58:26 PM EDT
No worries brother.



Alice is a bitch anyway.



BC
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:59:13 PM EDT
So what's Alice's replacement?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 1:59:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By DOW:
Is this her? The slut.
www.justshop.com.tw/backpacks/large%20alice%20pack/alice%20pack-od.jpg

Oh Goddammit - that was a good one, nationwide.


+1. Great!
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:00:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:00:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 2:01:34 PM EDT by mikejohnson]

Originally Posted By DOW:
Is this her? The slut.
www.justshop.com.tw/backpacks/large%20alice%20pack/alice%20pack-od.jpg



the slut - I hear she hangs around everywhere....but sometimes she just sits on her ass...
I guess sometimes she can be found on her back....
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:01:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mikejohnson:

Originally Posted By DOW:
Is this her? The slut.
www.justshop.com.tw/backpacks/large%20alice%20pack/alice%20pack-od.jpg



the slut - I hear she hangs around everywhere....but sometimes she just sits on her ass...




That's the least of it.

Do you know how many dudes have humped that tramp?



BC
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:02:09 PM EDT
Brokebackpack Mountain????
Damn,nationwide.Never figgered you went that way.....
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:03:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:04:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Oh shit.

This is GD and not the Survival Forum???

<­BR>






Traitor.........

oops im on the GD, nevermind *runs back to SF*
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:04:54 PM EDT
So ya gonna look for molly next?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:05:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
So what's Alice's replacement?



Well, if I don't move on this soon...


Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:07:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nickforney:
so tag...cause im about as confused as a hungry baby in a titty bar.



No offense to Nationwide, but this phrase is funnier than the whole OP.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:08:33 PM EDT
I didn't want to tell you, brother Nationwide, but I humped that slut for 4 long years. We sang songs about her and everything.

Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:10:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 2:11:09 PM EDT by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By DOW:
I didn't want to tell you, brother Nationwide, but I humped that slut for 4 long years. We sang songs about her and everything.





Hey - she's upstairs in my house right now.

But I gotta tell you, she's pretty worn out by now.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:11:57 PM EDT
You are nuttier than squirrel shit
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:17:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2006 2:17:29 PM EDT by livefreeordieNH]
Nice one!
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:20:43 PM EDT
If you had a million dollars would you have two Alices at the same time?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:25:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Oh shit.

This is GD and not the Survival Forum???





You're an evil bastage....

I LIKE that in a person!
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:27:23 PM EDT
did she not enjoy getting the shit packed into her!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:27:45 PM EDT
fuggin' a, man. fuggin' a.

Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:29:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:30:26 PM EDT
was she too clingy?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:34:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DOW:
Is this her? The slut.
www.justshop.com.tw/backpacks/large%20alice%20pack/alice%20pack-od.jpg

+1
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:34:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
Was she a 'slack Alice'?



I'll be honest. If I didn't cinch her down good, she'd be all over my ass for the slightest indescretion...
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:39:52 PM EDT
I have Alice locked away inside a chest.
The bitch won't see light for a long time....
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:42:04 PM EDT
I am an advocate for Alice, who has been slandered and generally maligned by those who see the hot new toys and think the grass is greener on the other side.

You should be more respectful...............

DO­C
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:42:19 PM EDT
I got's to know. Was she a medium or large???
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:43:30 PM EDT
Good one nationwide

I never did like Alice, she always bit my shoulders when humping her.

When feeding her she gets all distorted and bloated.

She would never keep her flap shut.

And I really can't get past how old she is, there are a lot of young
good looking ones out there that doesn't have her "baggage".


GM
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:44:18 PM EDT
I have humped alice a couple miles and i will tell you this much....she will give you cramps in your back. And after being dropped on a few jumped she can take a licking and keep on ticking. Some guys think its kinky but I don't like the way she digs into my back. I mean bondage is understandable with her but what do I have to do to get her off my back ya know?
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:44:51 PM EDT
I packed ALICE with a bag of nuts and big piece of meat last weekend.



It looked so good I ate it myself.
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:49:30 PM EDT
I even humped Alice, then I threw her in my closet. I've been thinkin' about this chick I saw on the net, calls herself BFM, but I think her REAL name is Camille Bak...
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 2:56:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NonConformist:
I even humped Alice, then I threw her in my closet. I've been thinkin' about this chick I saw on the net, calls herself BFM, but I think her REAL name is Camille Bak...



Dang...

Problem with Camille is all the young dudes coming back from the sandbox want a turn with her...

...I'm a dude now!

And just what IS a "hoople" anyways???
Link Posted: 3/13/2006 3:53:35 PM EDT
I mean, really folks???



vs.



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