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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:22:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 5:22:43 AM EDT by bullyforyou]

i didn't do so well. it looks to me like this test is specifically geared to re-inforce non-action and subjugation as a positive trait in people.

some of the questions are interesting though...


Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:26:59 AM EDT
That test was made by someone who never leaves the safety of their living room.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:29:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:32:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:35:19 AM EDT
7 of 17.....

they don't really like people defending themselves apparently...
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:43:36 AM EDT
9 out of 17, but it is BS. Some of the answers relate to situations not offered in the question.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:47:42 AM EDT

I answered exactly what I'd do and it would keep me alive/others.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:51:47 AM EDT
You scored 10 out of 17.

You're alive... but badly injured or maimed for life. With a little effort, you too could be an extreme survivor.

(Why couldn't I just shoot the dog?)
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:52:10 AM EDT
Retarded quiz.

You can't stare down a shark. No options for suing your sidearm. Expects you to be totally defenseless in the first 2/3 of the quiz.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:56:14 AM EDT
10/17 i'm still alive!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:58:56 AM EDT
I thought you were supposed to play dead when in shark-infested waters because they're attracted by movement.

(I've seen 'Jaws')
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:15:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:28:50 AM EDT
I think the question about the snake bite was somewhat incorrect as well. They say not to use a tourniquet(sp) because it will cut off blood flow, which is true IF you make it really tight. But, from what I've been told, most snakes may bite deep, but the venom isn't inserted deeply with the fangs, but just sprayed at the surface near the bite. Lightly tying off the affected area will keep the venom near the surface from spreading, while still allowing proper bloodflow internally. But it's not like that's actually happened to me, so who knows.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:31:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 6:32:04 AM EDT by BuckeyeRifleman]
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:37:01 AM EDT
I found the lack of a "beat down" option to be quite disheartening.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:02:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BBQMAN:

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
Retarded quiz.

You can't stare down a shark. No options for suing your sidearm. Expects you to be totally defenseless in the first 2/3 of the quiz.

Should be called "Survival with Liberals in power".

I got 10/17

Exactly! did you notice that the "answer" to ever question was basically curl up in a fetal position and avert eye contact. unless you are facing a shark atack, then you stare those bitches down!

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:13:47 AM EDT

Now I need to go board up my windows.

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:18:24 AM EDT
10 out of 17
perfect quiz for the sheeple.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:18:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:21:42 AM EDT
7/17. Clearly I don't understand how to survive.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:24:56 AM EDT
I didnt bother finishing. It was clearly a sheeple test
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:33:38 AM EDT
"Avert your eyes and do what the gunman wants. Follow his instructions, and do not attempt to disarm him".

Yeah.........Everyone taken hostage at gunpoint get out alive, just by following those instructions..................
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:38:04 AM EDT
What is this crap? If a dog attacks me I'm supposed to curl up into a fetal position? LOL! How about choice #4 - Monkey-stomp his fleabag ass and then make some winter boots from the hide!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:39:43 AM EDT
Where's the reply "Shoot the fucking smarmy dog between the eyes"?

This test is jaded.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:40:23 AM EDT
7/17....ugh. If I were a liberal I would be soo dead.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:45:18 AM EDT

Though, if "Draw Down" had been an option on the other 8 then I would have gotten a perfect score. Well....except for the tornado questions. For some reason they are impervious to .45ACP.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:45:37 AM EDT
12/17. "To protect the sheep, you've gotta catch the wolf. And it takes a wolf to catch a wolf!" Doing nothing was the answer to over half those questions. Sure, if a gunman or knifeman or whateverman puts his gun to my head, I'm probably going to first piss myself, then do whatver he says, but as soon as he turns his attention to someone else or wanders away, failure drill bitch. Then, I would take his pants before the police got there, so I'm not answering questions smelling like a carnie. Or at least that's what I say I'd do, if it really happened it may just be more pissing.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 7:50:29 AM EDT
This 'test' lost me on question 6 asking what I'd do if taken hostage. There was no choice for 'kill that cocksucker'.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 8:07:09 AM EDT
Well, most of the first choices, I would have had a firearm, so the other options were just not applicable to me.

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