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Posted: 3/9/2006 1:26:00 PM EDT
No shit. I'm in Kansas and a description of a short black woman weighing aprox 325lbs escapes on foot. I hope the hell no one was chasing her.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:30:52 PM EDT
[#1]
Was she headed downhill?
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:32:02 PM EDT
[#2]
Now thats some funny shit right thar!

-K
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:33:04 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Was she headed downhill?



It's Kansas.  the only "downhill"  is the pitch of the road for water drainage.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:35:02 PM EDT
[#4]
There is a BOLO for a 5'2" bowling ball?
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:35:16 PM EDT
[#5]
Too many donuts for the JBT's
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:36:29 PM EDT
[#6]
She won't get far on foot!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:37:35 PM EDT
[#7]
Call the earthquake center in California, they can pinpoint her position.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:40:21 PM EDT
[#8]
We need video
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:41:19 PM EDT
[#9]
This thread is just fine WITHOUT pics!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:48:09 PM EDT
[#10]

325lbs escapes on foot


Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:51:43 PM EDT
[#11]
when i used to sell shoes, we'd have outdoor sales on the weekends.  one of my friends was working at the tables outside one day when a 5'5", 400lb(according to him) women asked him a question about shoes.  when he turned around to pick up one of the shoes she was asking about, she grabbed grabbed a couple boxes off a table and waddled away as fast as she could; her rolls flopping around in the wind as she made her daring escape.

Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:52:10 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
This thread is just fine WITHOUT pics!



I disagree. I want to see a video of the getway.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:53:17 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
when i used to sell shoes, we'd have outdoor sales on the weekends.  one of my friends was working at the tables outside one day when a 5'5", 400lb(according to him) women asked him a question about shoes.  when he turned around to pick up one of the shoes she was asking about, she grabbed grabbed a couple boxes off a table and waddled away as fast as she could; her rolls flopping around in the wind as she made her daring escape.



Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:54:33 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
No shit. I'm in Kansas and a description of a short black woman weighing aprox 325lbs escapes on foot. I hope the hell no one was chasing her.



RACIST!!!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:16:11 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
She won't get far on foot!



Far enough. She got away! If i were chasing her I shure wouldn't admit it.

The getaway had to be slower than a O.J. simpson pusuit.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:21:20 PM EDT
[#16]


325lbs escapes on hoof




Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:26:07 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

325lbs escapes on hoof







Thats how she did it! She blended in with the rest of the heard! Making good the escape.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:40:18 PM EDT
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