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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:52:45 AM EDT
I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:54:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:56:27 AM EDT

that said, there are worse ways to be robbed
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:56:30 AM EDT
I'll watch for that as soon as I can get to Wally. It probably won't work as I'm blind and my SEC isn't very good.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:57:31 AM EDT
This will be a first for me:

This thread is useless without pics !
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:57:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 8:58:22 AM EDT by tippman]
Where is this Walmart?

I need to know so I can ummm avoid it ya thats it avoid it.....
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:59:22 AM EDT
That was funny about the first 20 times it was posted.....
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:59:54 AM EDT
An oldie, but a goodie.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:10:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 9:11:55 AM EDT by rjroberts]
Hey, it's worth it just to see if she can open her mouth that much.

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:13:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 9:14:06 AM EDT by Alien]

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:

that said, there are worse ways to be robbed

You know it really is amazing how many people don't realize when a person is blatantly joking on this board.

I had my wallet stolen 3 times last week but couldn't find them on Saturday.
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