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Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:54:24 PM EDT
[#1]

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Have one of your chick frineds to lay neked in his bed, fake blood all over with a rope around her neck.
Lets see him explain THAT one.



You're assuming he has chick friends.  
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:06:43 PM EDT
[#2]
Upper Decker


ETA also put some old shrimp or lunchmeat in between his matress.


gross one
Leave some pRon mags in his bathroom and smear some mayo or tartar sauce on his seat, a page in the mag, the counter and toothbrush.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:09:18 PM EDT
[#3]

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Upper Decker



+1!!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:20:55 PM EDT
[#4]

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Stick a live chickens head up your ass and run around the house naked singing "I'm a little Tea pot" with that chicken flapping behind you when he walks in.

I know if I walked in and saw that I would be pretty freaked out.



Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:39:32 PM EDT
[#5]
You guys have the imaginations of nine-year-old boys.

The way to REALLY freak him out is to find out his GF's last name, and tell him, "Some old dude named Mr. Benson called and was yelling something about you raping his daughter. Who the hell is that? Said he was coming over with a shotgun, and that you'd better 'do your duty.' Said somethin' about her not even being divorced from her current husband."

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:48:33 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:50:09 PM EDT
[#7]
Stick a live chickens head up your ass and run around the house naked singing "I'm a little Tea pot" with that chicken flapping behind you when he walks in.

I have tears running down my face I was laughing so hard  

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 11:13:18 PM EDT
[#8]

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No offense, but damn.  That is just weird.  


you are a girl too.          


Yeah....what's your point?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 11:34:26 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
You guys have the imaginations of nine-year-old boys.

The way to REALLY freak him out is to find out his GF's last name, and tell him, "Some old dude named Mr. Benson called and was yelling something about you raping his daughter. Who the hell is that? Said he was coming over with a shotgun, and that you'd better 'do your duty.' Said somethin' about her not even being divorced from her current husband."




That was close to my thoughts. Mine was leave him a note that the Police stopped by looking for him and something about an underage girl. He's to call Officer Johnson at 10 AM or a warrant will be served.

If the girl he's out with is older, a note stating that her boyfriend was here hunting for her and looking to kick some ass. He'll be back with friends in the morning.

If you leave a note, make sure to tell him the truth before he gets into trouble.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 12:07:34 AM EDT
[#10]
I like the shell casings and fake blood idea.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 12:58:18 AM EDT
[#11]

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I like the shell casings and fake blood idea.



+1

That is pure genius.


Gabbasaur is a weirdo.
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