Quoted: You guys have the imaginations of nine-year-old boys.
The way to REALLY freak him out is to find out his GF's last name, and tell him, "Some old dude named Mr. Benson called and was yelling something about you raping his daughter. Who the hell is that? Said he was coming over with a shotgun, and that you'd better 'do your duty.' Said somethin' about her not even being divorced from her current husband."
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That was close to my thoughts. Mine was leave him a note that the Police stopped by looking for him and something about an underage girl. He's to call Officer Johnson at 10 AM or a warrant will be served.
If the girl he's out with is older, a note stating that her boyfriend was here hunting for her and looking to kick some ass.
He'll be back with friends in the morning.
If you leave a note, make sure to tell him the truth before he gets into trouble.