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3/6/2006 3:16:10 PM EDT
I was outside pruning apple trees and heard wind in a bird's wings, very loud - like a crow times ten. I looked up and a bald eagle flew right over me.
3/6/2006 3:18:13 PM EDT
[#1]
It's an omen...A sign....

I interpret it to mean a Bald Eagle lives in the general vicinity.....



I'm1/32 Cherokee by adoption though, so, I know more
than the average guy about these things.
3/6/2006 3:22:41 PM EDT
[#2]
One day I saw a Bald Eagle fly over, and the bastard shit on me. No, really. What does that mean...?



3/6/2006 3:24:56 PM EDT
[#3]
You're clearly the chosen one, Rodent.



[cough]bullshit![\cough]
3/6/2006 3:28:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Eagles are harbingers of death.  The only way to escape the grasp of the grim reaper is to send me a M1 Garand ASAP.  I will pay for shipping.  

Either that or hook me up with free tickets to the Hun Farm (Orlando to Dallas round trip).  

IM me for details.
3/6/2006 3:30:20 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Eagles are harbingers of death.  The only way to escape the grasp of the grim reaper is to send me a M1 Garand ASAP.  I will pay for shipping.  

Either that or hook me up with free tickets to the Hun Farm (Orlando to Dallas round trip).  

IM me for details.





Hey Rodent, be glad he didn't just ask for eb.
3/6/2006 3:39:43 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Eagles are harbingers of death.  The only way to escape the grasp of the grim reaper is to send me a M1 Garand ASAP.  I will pay for shipping.  

Either that or hook me up with free tickets to the Hun Farm (Orlando to Dallas round trip).  

IM me for details.





Hey Rodent, be glad he didn't just ask for eb.



hmmm...hadn't thought of that.

3/6/2006 3:40:04 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Eagles are harbingers of death.  The only way to escape the grasp of the grim reaper is to send me a M1 Garand ASAP.  I will pay for shipping.  

Either that or hook me up with free tickets to the Hun Farm (Orlando to Dallas round trip).  

IM me for details.





Hey Rodent, be glad he didn't just ask for eb.



He didn't specify which Garand. EB is an unbelievable catch, but then one of my M1's is a national match with a Fajen stock.
3/6/2006 3:40:25 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Eagles are harbingers of death.  The only way to escape the grasp of the grim reaper is to send me a M1 Garand ASAP.  I will pay for shipping.  

Either that or hook me up with free tickets to the Hun Farm (Orlando to Dallas round trip).  

IM me for details.





Hey Rodent, be glad he didn't just ask for eb.



hmmm...hadn't thought of that.




A little slow on the draw today, dear.
3/6/2006 3:40:44 PM EDT
[#9]
I remeber the last week of school before I moved the hell out of the Seattle area, I was walking home from the bus stop and a Bald Eagle flew over me and circled around once.  I don't know what the hell it was supposed to mean, but it was the only time I've ever seen a Bald Eagle and the start of a new, less shitty place to live.
3/6/2006 3:41:59 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I was outside pruning apple trees and heard wind in a bird's wings, very loud - like a crow times ten. I looked up and a bald eagle flew right over me.



With a name like Rodent it should be an obvious bad sign when a bald eagle is sizing you up.

3/6/2006 3:42:37 PM EDT
[#11]
You're being watched.
3/6/2006 3:43:23 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Eagles are harbingers of death.  The only way to escape the grasp of the grim reaper is to send me a M1 Garand ASAP.  I will pay for shipping.  

Either that or hook me up with free tickets to the Hun Farm (Orlando to Dallas round trip).  

IM me for details.





Hey Rodent, be glad he didn't just ask for eb.



He didn't specify which Garand. EB is an unbelievable catch, but then one of my M1's is a national match with a Fajen stock.



So I take it round trip airfare is out of the question?
3/6/2006 3:44:12 PM EDT
[#13]
You're gonna die in plane crash when an eagle gets sucked into the left engine, it was nice knowing you
3/6/2006 3:44:18 PM EDT
[#14]
would that make Alaska the promised land?  From what I've heard, bald eagles are like seagulls over there, and a real pain in the ass
3/6/2006 4:33:00 PM EDT
[#15]
Actually, the eagle heard through the grapevine that there was a big rodent in your area, and he was looking to eat you. When he saw you, he went for backup. You left before the backup arrived. Good thing too, they would have carried you up really high, then dropped you to split you open, to make it easier for them to rip chunks from your moldering corpse, to take home and consume at their leisure, while watching reruns of "The Sopranos". Good thing you didn't hang around.
3/6/2006 4:43:26 PM EDT
[#16]
Oh man!  You are the chosen one!  He chose you today...he'll shit on you tomorrow!!!