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Posted: 3/6/2006 2:18:02 PM EDT
Scrambled eggs, bagel, coffee, Daewoo, and a Ka Bar. Yum yum!

Bagel in the toaster over, coffee brewing, salt & pepper in the bowl ahead of the eggs.



Eggs about to be scrambled while the pan warms up.



Eggs cooking.



The tactical part.

1. Breakfast. Scrambled eggs, bagel w/ cream cheese, and coffee

2. A Ka Bar and a Daewoo DP51 Para 9mm to keep anyone from bothering me.

3. A Soviet Military hat from Lithuania to make various jokes about a Soviet Soldier doing just that. "They can have my breakfast when they pry it from my cold dead hands!"

4. Extra clips, a stapler, and measuring tape per AR15.com rules. Also extra staples and a sharpening stone for the Ka Bar.




Cleanup time.



Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:19:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lunatock:

Cleanup time.




Did he clean the pans with Hoppes and then re-heat them with Militec?
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:23:25 PM EDT
No offense, but your photography is teh suck

-1 for cleaned cookware.
I can't tell if all the other componants are in there
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:32:12 PM EDT
-100 for using the word "clips"
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:35:18 PM EDT



4. Extra clips, a stapler, and measuring tape per AR15.com rules. Also extra staples and a sharpening stone for the Ka Bar.



AHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:38:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
-100 for using the word "clips"



We have a winner
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:39:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Chaingun:

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
-100 for using the word "clips"



We have a winner



I didn't even read that...I'm embarassed I missed it...
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:45:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2006 2:46:20 PM EDT by Lunatock]

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Chaingun:

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
-100 for using the word "clips"



We have a winner



I didn't even read that...I'm embarassed I missed it...



Clippy clippy clip.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:47:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:48:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
What the hey is a Ka Bar? Is that some kind of hippie tofu tree bark bar?



USMC Combat Knife. It's unsheathed, to the right of the plate.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:50:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
What the hey is a Ka Bar? Is that some kind of hippie tofu tree bark bar?



A good knive.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:51:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:49:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KorpiszZ389:



4. Extra clips, a stapler, and measuring tape per AR15.com rules. Also extra staples and a sharpening stone for the Ka Bar.



AHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!



How about instead of "clip" I say Bullet Stick?
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:53:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
What the hey is a Ka Bar? Is that some kind of hippie tofu tree bark bar?



You have reset your cool points to zero.

+1 on the damn clip comment.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:55:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lunatock:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Chaingun:

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
-100 for using the word "clips"



We have a winner



I didn't even read that...I'm embarassed I missed it...



Clippy clippy clip.



Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:57:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/9/2006 2:57:55 PM EDT by LVMIKE]
You require a larger capacity salt weapon.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 3:00:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
-100 for using the word "clips"



+1
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 3:04:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lunatock:

Originally Posted By KorpiszZ389:



4. Extra clips, a stapler, and measuring tape per AR15.com rules. Also extra staples and a sharpening stone for the Ka Bar.



AHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!



How about instead of "clip" I say Bullet Stick?



Yes bullet stick!!!!11111111111oneone
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:31:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lunatock:
How about instead of "clip" I say Bullet Stick?



Now that's funny.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:34:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FITTER:

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
-100 for using the word "clips"



+1



+4
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:01:33 AM EDT
-3 for bullet holder = clip

+ 7 for content.

+ 1 for helping to teaching the female about knife lingo ( not easy at times but she seems faster than most.)

Total = 8

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:05:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
What the hey is a Ka Bar?




Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:05:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By u-baddog:
-3 for bullet holder = clip

+ 7 for content.

+ 1 for helping to teaching the female about knife lingo ( not easy at times but she seems faster than most.)

Total = 8




I always thought a bullet holder was called the case?????
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:13:01 AM EDT
-37 for not having an alcoholic beverage
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:14:05 AM EDT
Breakfast? People still eat that?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:21:17 AM EDT
Looks good,

Hum ! I think I have seen this on the Black Flag Cafe
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:25:16 AM EDT
Damn. Now I'm hungry! Gotta go make myself some breakfast too...

+1 for being man enough to eat 4 eggs (not 2 or 3) WITH the yolks.

-1 for no meat products.

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:55:20 AM EDT
Thats the most untactical breakfast i have ever seen. What are you a vegetarian? no bacon, no sausage, no ham, no steak? wtffffff heck you dont even have biscuits and gravy. -10,000

throw away the bagle and eggs and put 3 pieces of cold pizza in their place.....meatlovers of course
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:03:02 AM EDT
+1 for cleaning up.


Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:05:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
What the hey is a Ka Bar?








Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:10:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ginger:
+1 for cleaning up.




You knew Lunatock is a female correct?





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<­BR>



Cal­m down, I was only joking.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:17:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:

Originally Posted By Ginger:
+1 for cleaning up.




You knew Lunatock is a female correct?





­

<­BR>



Cal­m down, I was only joking.





Ha! You got me.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:22:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BullDogger:
Thats the most untactical breakfast i have ever seen. What are you a vegetarian? no bacon, no sausage, no ham, no steak? wtffffff heck you dont even have biscuits and gravy. -10,000

throw away the bagle and eggs and put 3 pieces of cold pizza in their place.....meatlovers of course



I agree with you on more meat, but I just want to point out that eggs are chickens.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:28:07 AM EDT
Here's how mine turned out:



Glock 30, w/ spare mag
Benchmade Auto
Brown & Sharpe "measuring device"
Swingline
Eggs sunny side up, sausage, toast, milk, OJ, napkin.
Definately not diet friendly, but OK once a week or so......

Did I miss anything?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 9:29:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2006 9:30:19 AM EDT by u-baddog]

Originally Posted By gus:
Here's how mine turned out:

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=45548

Glock 30, w/ spare mag
Benchmade Auto
Brown & Sharpe "measuring device"
Swingline
Eggs sunny side up, sausage, toast, milk, OJ, napkin.
Definately not diet friendly, but OK once a week or so......

Did I miss anything?



huge points

Soild 10
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 11:31:04 AM EDT
What the fuck is a clip?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 11:33:50 AM EDT
-10 for extra stupid shit (stapler, ect)
-5 for the commie hat
+10 for the Ka-Bar
-eleventy billion for clips


and the money shot was teh suck! I can't even see what you are trying to show off.

I'm not mad, i'm just dissapointed
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