Posted: 3/3/2006 4:56:17 PM EDT
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I work with a guy that was in the USMC. He claims to have been in some kind of super secret MOS he cannot talk about. He said his record was sealed and they erased his SSN. He seems to be a straight shooter, but I never heard of having your SSN erased. He said if he were to apply for a loan, it comes up all zeros. WTF? |
I think "it" means his bank account, not his SSN. |
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| I always get a laugh from these types. During OIF I they took all the dweebs, cooks, and admin types that were left over and made them convoy control - that was a nightmare in itself, the leftovers from that were made into "intel" . . .go figure. I remember this scrawny little LCpl walking around with a SAW like he was the hottest thing on the block . . . thing was he didn't have any ammo for it. . . . what a dink . . perhaps this is the same guy. |
I have heard of some Special ops guys getting a whole new ID but their real life ID's were compromised while working in Columbia. |
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There was this asshat intel guy in another unit that used to call me trying to get a secret courier card that was issued on base for people that carried secret documents around. Then later he upped the ante saying he was going to Belgium for a conference and needed the card so he could carry classified documents there. Of course an on-base only courier card would be no good for moving around overseas, but that didn’t stop him from trying. I called base security on this guy every time but they never went after him. They said his own unit would not help him because he never in-processed through base security so there was no was no way they would issue him one either. He considered himself a super spy and didn’t want a paper trail created by in-processing. Ohh well. Another strange story is the guy who gets halfway through in-processing in an intel unit so he gets some official paperwork on the books, but does not happen to actually be in the Army. He then went to either Phoenix or Tucson AZ (I can’t remember which) and presents himself to the sheriff dept as the official Army liaison. They give him an office and let him go on drug busts and such until one day he raped one of the female prisoners, got caught and was put in a cell himself. Then it turns out he was using an alias and was not in the Army, but he was listed on the books because he did start in-processing. That was pretty funny in a way and would probably turn up on a search of Arizona newspapers. There are weird people and they do really weird stuff. There are probably more fakes wearing uniforms today than when the above occurred. |
He obviously ran his Navy SEAL T-shirt too long in the dryer, and can't wear it any more. |