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Posted: 2/26/2006 11:07:54 PM EDT

Is there such a thing as non surgical enhancement? Does johnny come marching home after he empties his magazine, or does he stay in the saddle and keep riding on such drugs as Viagra? I really don't want to violate any coc on the board, but would like to know.

Posted: 2/26/2006 11:11:33 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm not sure but I wish I had a nine inch schlong...............
instead of this enormous bastard I have now.

Posted: 2/26/2006 11:23:13 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I'm not sure but I wish I had a nine inch schlong...............
instead of this enormous bastard I have now.

I had a fairly intelligent answer.....er, .....RIDE ON LIKE PAUL REVIER ! ! ! .......one of the two.....BUT HOW DO YOU FOLLOW THAT ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Posted: 2/26/2006 11:31:29 PM EDT

[#3]

It not the length of your 'barrel' that counts' but the size of your 'bore'....

A 6" 44 Magnum beats a 12" .22LR

Posted: 2/27/2006 1:17:19 AM EDT

[#4]

Well, they warn you to see a doc if your wood lasts more than 4 hours, so maybe you can keep stay in the saddle.

Posted: 2/27/2006 1:33:51 AM EDT

[#5]

2 pop-sicle sticks and some duct tape should fix you up real nice. No doc needed at all.,

Posted: 2/27/2006 1:34:42 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Is there such a thing as non surgical enhancement? Does johnny come marching home after he empties his magazine, or does he stay in the saddle and keep riding on such drugs as Viagra? I really don't want to violate any coc on the board, but would like to know.

Seriously? No drug, pill or hokum will make your junk bigger. None. There have been a whole shitload of snake-oil potions claiming to give your knob a longer last in the bat cave, but in clinical tests have shown to be about as effective as a sugar pill. In short, if you think a $300 pill makes you last, and you do, then it works. But, at the root of it you're buying $300 placebos.

The only thing Viagra does is correct blood-flow issues that can deprive a man of a healthy erection, it doesn't make it bigger, last longer, or happen to begin with....it just allows for it to happen.

The best (and only) sure thing to improve your mojo is to eat right, stay active, and use your noodle often....whether with a partner or without.

Posted: 2/27/2006 5:06:54 AM EDT

[#7]

there was a surgical procedure going around a couple years ago where they detach the muscles or tissue inside your body that made it a couple inches longer, something horrific like that. also some docs were injecting body fat into the penis to make it thicker. problem with that is the body absorbed the fat and you got a lumpy dick.

guess i'll just have to stick with what little god gave me...

Posted: 2/27/2006 5:09:32 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
there was a surgical procedure going around a couple years ago where they detach the muscles or tissue inside your body that made it a couple inches longer, something horrific like that. also some docs were injecting body fat into the penis to make it thicker. problem with that is the body absorbed the fat and you got a lumpy dick. guess i'll just have to stick with what little god gave me...

Don't worry....your hand won't even know the difference!

Just kidding...Semper Fi!

Posted: 2/27/2006 5:20:43 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I'm not sure but I wish I had a nine inch schlong...............

That just might be the gheyest thing ever posted on ARFCOM.

Posted: 2/27/2006 5:24:10 AM EDT

[#10]

Paging LordTrader!!!!

Posted: 2/27/2006 5:33:49 AM EDT

[#11]

This topic pops up, so to speak, every 60 days like clock work. No Enzyte doe not work. Transplants are not available yet, you can jelg it until you've got a grape Popsicle, weights, lotions, etc.....fergit it...little Elvis is staying put!

And when this conversation gets to crap like yohimbe homeboy, that crap will make you as sick as a dog! All this according to a friend of mine because I, like every other arfcommer, am hung like a stallion!

Posted: 2/27/2006 8:41:02 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
It not the length of your 'barrel' that counts' but the size of your 'bore'....

A 6" 44 Magnum beats a 12" .22LR

Or as an old friend of mine says "It takes bore and stroke to make horsepower"

Posted: 2/27/2006 8:43:31 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
It not the length of your 'barrel' that counts' but the size of your 'bore'....

A 6" 44 Magnum beats a 12" .22LR

It's not the length of your barrel or the size of your bore, it's the action of your slide.

Posted: 2/27/2006 8:49:59 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

It's not the length of your barrel or the size of your bore, it's the action of your slide.

Excellent.

Posted: 2/27/2006 9:00:25 AM EDT

[#15]

i may not be able to hit bottom but i can wear the hell out of the sides

Posted: 2/27/2006 9:12:49 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
It not the length of your 'barrel' that counts' but the size of your 'bore'....

A 6" 44 Magnum beats a 12" .22LR

It's not the length of your barrel or the size of your bore, it's the action of your slide.

Spoken like someone with a small pocket pistol.....

Posted: 2/27/2006 9:25:18 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Seriously? No drug, pill or hokum will make your junk bigger. None. There have been a whole shitload of snake-oil potions claiming to give your knob a longer last in the bat cave, but in clinical tests have shown to be about as effective as a sugar pill. In short, if you think a $300 pill makes you last, and you do, then it works. But, at the root of it you're buying $300 placebos.

The only thing Viagra does is correct blood-flow issues that can deprive a man of a healthy erection, it doesn't make it bigger, last longer, or happen to begin with....it just allows for it to happen.

The best (and only) sure thing to improve your mojo is to eat right, stay active, and use your noodle often....whether with a partner or without.

But.....but.....Enzyte Bob said that I would need a wheelbarrow for a cup this season.

Posted: 2/27/2006 9:40:09 AM EDT

[#18]

Enzyte Bob has sucked my friend in about ten times. No results whatsoever. Poor guy.

Posted: 2/27/2006 9:44:00 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Enzyte Bob has sucked my friend in about ten times.

THAT was an interesting choice of words...

Posted: 2/27/2006 12:15:47 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
It not the length of your 'barrel' that counts' but the size of your 'bore'....

A 6" 44 Magnum beats a 12" .22LR

It's not the length of your barrel or the size of your bore, it's the action of your slide.

So if you have a 'pocket shotgun' just the sound of it cocking will get her trembling at the knees?

Posted: 2/27/2006 12:21:26 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
It not the length of your 'barrel' that counts' but the size of your 'bore'....

A 6" 44 Magnum beats a 12" .22LR

It's not the length of your barrel or the size of your bore, it's the action of your slide.

Spoken like someone with a small pocket pistol.....

Posted: 2/27/2006 12:31:13 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Enzyte Bob has sucked my friend in about ten times.

THAT was an interesting choice of words...

Posted: 2/27/2006 3:26:48 PM EDT

[#23]

Surgery can increase length somewhat, by cutting the ligament that attaches at the base of your penis and, essentially, "pulling more of it out of your body". Your penis extends pretty far inside you, with only about half of it (give or take) being on the outside. Surgery can move an additional percentage outside.

Of course, there are risks. Imagine cutting the roots off a tree: the trunk may still be firm, but it will fall over. The same with this surgery; you may be longer, but you may not extend straight out from your body. And there are always risks of infection and other complications, as with any surgery.

Ultimately, the medical community agrees that surgery is the only real way to add length. All of those pills are total crap, as are things like vacuum pumps (which can even damage your tissues!).

IMO, you'd have to have some pretty serious "shortcomings" to risk surgery.

Keep in mind that various studies have put the AVERAGE length at anywhere between 5" and 6", with "normal" being in the 4"-7" range.

I think porn has a lot more guys concerned these days. While breast size in porn may be an issue for women with all of the breast enhancements going on, there are still plenty of natural, smaller-breasted women in porn. The MEN in porn are a different story; they are virtually ALL in the top .5% in size, and give a very skewed view of what is normal.

Whatever you do, be careful with your wang; if you mess yours up, you don't get another one.

-Troy

Posted: 2/27/2006 5:17:30 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Surgery can increase length somewhat, by cutting the ligament that attaches at the base of your penis and, essentially, "pulling more of it out of your body". Your penis extends pretty far inside you, with only about half of it (give or take) being on the outside. Surgery can move an additional percentage outside.

Of course, there are risks. Imagine cutting the roots off a tree: the trunk may still be firm, but it will fall over. The same with this surgery; you may be longer, but you may not extend straight out from your body. And there are always risks of infection and other complications, as with any surgery.

Ultimately, the medical community agrees that surgery is the only real way to add length. All of those pills are total crap, as are things like vacuum pumps (which can even damage your tissues!).

IMO, you'd have to have some pretty serious "shortcomings" to risk surgery.

Keep in mind that various studies have put the AVERAGE length at anywhere between 5" and 6", with "normal" being in the 4"-7" range.

I think porn has a lot more guys concerned these days. While breast size in porn may be an issue for women with all of the breast enhancements going on, there are still plenty of natural, smaller-breasted women in porn. The MEN in porn are a different story; they are virtually ALL in the top .5% in size, and give a very skewed view of what is normal.

Whatever you do, be careful with your wang; if you mess yours up, you don't get another one.

-Troy

Now it is absolutely proven..............

Troy does know EVERYTHING!