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Posted: 2/25/2006 6:32:25 PM EDT
..lets design a city...

First things first, how big is the island? 2500 acres? 5000?

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:33:26 PM EDT
Must be large enough to merit a moat, filled with fricking sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads.


Sheep
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:33:57 PM EDT
Hey sheep, are you watching that too?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:35:02 PM EDT
5000 acres. Has to be large enough to support two different communities. You know, for your occassional war and all.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:35:09 PM EDT
Can I captain the sub?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:36:37 PM EDT
5000 acres. You're going to need at least a 1000-yard long shooting alley to go with the rest of the gigantic shooting range we're going to build.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:38:17 PM EDT
25,000 acres. each resident gets a 3 acre plot - arfcommers get land for free, and since you have unlimited funds, you drop 750,000 on a house for each of us.

every other store sells firearms and/or accesories.

no firearm laws at all(i'm assuming we can make this our own country).

no DU trolls allowed.

all the hookers and blow we could possibly handle.

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:39:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
5000 acres. You're going to need at least a 1000-yard long shooting alley to go with the rest of the gigantic shooting range we're going to build.



It's going to have to be large enough to accomodate surplus Hind-Ds on a strafing run.....


Sheep
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:40:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
5000 acres. You're going to need at least a 1000-yard long shooting alley to go with the rest of the gigantic shooting range we're going to build.

the ocean will be the shooting range. targets could be set up on shallow sand bars, or floating platforms could be set up at 100, 300, and 1,000 yards.

since fieroloki has unlimite funds, i'm sure he could buy a couple old ships for us to blast away at as well.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:40:52 PM EDT
A strip club on every corner.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:43:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rakky:
A strip club on every corner.



What if the island is round, and therefore has no corners?



Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:43:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chips:
25,000 acres. each resident gets a 3 acre plot - arfcommers get land for free, and since you have unlimited funds, you drop 750,000 on a house for each of us.

every other store sells firearms and/or accesories.

no firearm laws at all(i'm assuming we can make this our own country).

no DU trolls allowed.

all the hookers and blow we could possibly handle.



what does every other store besides the gun stores sell?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:44:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:46:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DrMark:

Originally Posted By Rakky:
A strip club on every corner.



What if the island is round, and therefore has no corners?






WooHoo....neverending stripclub.

That's what I'm talkin about.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:46:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
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If only that game gave you gun ranges and redneck gun nuts...
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:47:41 PM EDT
First things first, Hooters chicks, lots of um!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:48:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:

Originally Posted By chips:
25,000 acres. each resident gets a 3 acre plot - arfcommers get land for free, and since you have unlimited funds, you drop 750,000 on a house for each of us.

every other store sells firearms and/or accesories.

no firearm laws at all(i'm assuming we can make this our own country).

no DU trolls allowed.

all the hookers and blow we could possibly handle.



what does every other store besides the gun stores sell?

liquor, food, maybe a hobby shop, adult video "megastore", etc, etc.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:52:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chips:

Originally Posted By deej86:

Originally Posted By chips:
25,000 acres. each resident gets a 3 acre plot - arfcommers get land for free, and since you have unlimited funds, you drop 750,000 on a house for each of us.

every other store sells firearms and/or accesories.

no firearm laws at all(i'm assuming we can make this our own country).

no DU trolls allowed.

all the hookers and blow we could possibly handle.



what does every other store besides the gun stores sell?

liquor, food, maybe a hobby shop, adult video "megastore", etc, etc.


Camo cloths, 4x4 parts and booze.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:55:33 PM EDT
I'm thinking Australia ought to be just about the right acreage.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:00:35 PM EDT
Well, I was being more serious...

Mass transit only (Bus or rail or something). No houses. Condo's/Apartments only..... Will have shooting ranges or course.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:05:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Well, I was being more serious...

Mass transit only (Bus or rail or something). No houses. Condo's/Apartments only..... Will have shooting ranges or course.


Loki, just out of curiousity,
why only mass transit?

Why no Single Family houses?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:16:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Well, I was being more serious...

Mass transit only (Bus or rail or something). No houses. Condo's/Apartments only..... Will have shooting ranges or course.


Loki, just out of curiousity,
why only mass transit?

Why no Single Family houses?




Mass transit for less road congestion, and cleaner air. Its a more modern city. The condo's can be big, just what I want. Its my unlimited funds anyway.

This place wont be for everyone, but others will like it.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:35:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:

Originally Posted By deej86:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Well, I was being more serious...

Mass transit only (Bus or rail or something). No houses. Condo's/Apartments only..... Will have shooting ranges or course.


Loki, just out of curiousity,
why only mass transit?

Why no Single Family houses?




Mass transit for less road congestion, and cleaner air. Its a more modern city. The condo's can be big, just what I want. Its my unlimited funds anyway.

This place wont be for everyone, but others will like it.


I'd like it. I'd like the idea of mass transit, but it being everywhere, not just in the more developed areas.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:36:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Well, I was being more serious...

Mass transit only (Bus or rail or something). No houses. Condo's/Apartments only..... Will have shooting ranges or course.

fuck that noise! i want my two story 7 bedroom, 5 bath house!

tell you what, since you plan on making me mayor, you can buy me a mansion... all the peasants can live in apartments
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