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2/23/2006 11:03:59 AM EDT
I know we have a few Muslims around here.  What's involved in converting?  I'm thinking of avoiding the rush and doing it now to avoid being under suspicion of doing so to avoid losing my head later.  Plus, Isalm seems to be very strong on the RKBA.  What's the first step?
Matthew (Malik Fo-shizzle Azzwash)
2/23/2006 11:05:20 AM EDT
[#1]
tag
2/23/2006 11:06:51 AM EDT
[#2]

Malik Fo-shizzle Azzwash


I like it!

See you Guantanamo!!!
2/23/2006 11:07:28 AM EDT
[#3]
I know a few folks that will help convert you to a good Muslim.
2/23/2006 11:08:56 AM EDT
[#4]
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.
2/23/2006 11:09:11 AM EDT
[#5]
2/23/2006 11:09:54 AM EDT
[#6]
Bring ice
2/23/2006 11:10:29 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR
2/23/2006 11:10:53 AM EDT
[#8]
I shall say nothing, or else be banned.




that is all
2/23/2006 11:11:48 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR



this would apply to christians as well...historically speaking
2/23/2006 11:12:50 AM EDT
[#10]
First, you will need a goat and a bath rug...

2/23/2006 11:13:33 AM EDT
[#11]
ibtl!!!!!!!!
2/23/2006 11:13:49 AM EDT
[#12]
tag


2/23/2006 11:14:33 AM EDT
[#13]
no but seriously I had a friend that recently converted and he is in the process of trying memorize the entire koran..

2/23/2006 11:14:43 AM EDT
[#14]
Its a 6 step process
1) Denounce America as "The great Satan"
2) You must master your bomb making skills
3) Then you must learn to shoot an AK47 but with little to no accuracy
4) Vow to destroy Israel
5) Then you may attend a mosque and pray 5 times a day facing mecca
6) Finally you may now claim you are in a religion of peace
2/23/2006 11:15:16 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR



this would apply to christians as well...historically speaking



Shitstorm in 5, 4, 3, 2........
2/23/2006 11:15:44 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
I know we have a few Muslims around here.  What's involved in converting?  I'm thinking of avoiding the rush and doing it now to avoid being under suspicion of doing so to avoid losing my head later.  Plus, Isalm seems to be very strong on the RKBA.  What's the first step?
Matthew (Malik Fo-shizzle Azzwash)


Google it.
2/23/2006 11:16:23 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Its a 6 step process
1) Denounce America as "The great Satan"
2) You must master your bomb making skills
3) Then you must learn to shoot an AK47 but with little to no accuracy
4) Vow to destroy Israel
5) Then you may attend a mosque and pray 5 times a day facing mecca
6) Finally you may now claim you are in a religion of peace




7) Discard all soap
2/23/2006 11:16:37 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR



this would apply to christians as well...historically speaking



It is not part of Christianity's teachings to kill infidels.

GR
2/23/2006 11:17:18 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR



this would apply to christians as well...historically speaking



Yeah, sure, you go with that one....
2/23/2006 11:17:51 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Its a 6 step process
1) Denounce America as "The great Satan"
2) You must master your bomb making skills
3) Then you must learn to shoot an AK47 but with little to no accuracy
4) Vow to destroy Israel
5) Then you may attend a mosque and pray 5 times a day facing mecca
6) Finally you may now claim you are in a religion of peace




7) Discard all soap



8) Prepare to bust hell wide open.

GR
2/23/2006 11:20:37 AM EDT
[#21]
Hey, you could be come the voice of al queda, just like that shitbag US citizen who does the translations of the videos....apparently he is most wanted.

But we have no potential terrorists here.....
2/23/2006 11:20:51 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I shall say nothing, or else be banned.




that is all

Everytime I see you post I always say "what the fuck is a Voldermoist"  I dunno why.
2/23/2006 11:22:18 AM EDT
[#23]
1.) Posting derogatory comments of a racial, religious, or sexual nature.