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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:03:59 AM EDT
I know we have a few Muslims around here. What's involved in converting? I'm thinking of avoiding the rush and doing it now to avoid being under suspicion of doing so to avoid losing my head later. Plus, Isalm seems to be very strong on the RKBA. What's the first step?
Matthew (Malik Fo-shizzle Azzwash)
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:05:20 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:06:51 AM EDT

Malik Fo-shizzle Azzwash


I like it!

See you Guantanamo!!!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:07:28 AM EDT
I know a few folks that will help convert you to a good Muslim.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:08:56 AM EDT
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:09:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:09:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 11:14:47 AM EDT by MTUSA]
Bring ice
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:10:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:10:53 AM EDT
I shall say nothing, or else be banned.

that is all
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:11:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By greenranger:

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR



this would apply to christians as well...historically speaking
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:12:50 AM EDT
First, you will need a goat and a bath rug...

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:13:33 AM EDT
ibtl!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:13:49 AM EDT
tag


Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:14:33 AM EDT
no but seriously I had a friend that recently converted and he is in the process of trying memorize the entire koran..

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:14:43 AM EDT
Its a 6 step process
1) Denounce America as "The great Satan"
2) You must master your bomb making skills
3) Then you must learn to shoot an AK47 but with little to no accuracy
4) Vow to destroy Israel
5) Then you may attend a mosque and pray 5 times a day facing mecca
6) Finally you may now claim you are in a religion of peace
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:15:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rob78:

Originally Posted By greenranger:

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR



this would apply to christians as well...historically speaking



Shitstorm in 5, 4, 3, 2........
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:15:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tromatic:
I know we have a few Muslims around here. What's involved in converting? I'm thinking of avoiding the rush and doing it now to avoid being under suspicion of doing so to avoid losing my head later. Plus, Isalm seems to be very strong on the RKBA. What's the first step?
Matthew (Malik Fo-shizzle Azzwash)


Google it.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:16:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wraithtouch:
Its a 6 step process
1) Denounce America as "The great Satan"
2) You must master your bomb making skills
3) Then you must learn to shoot an AK47 but with little to no accuracy
4) Vow to destroy Israel
5) Then you may attend a mosque and pray 5 times a day facing mecca
6) Finally you may now claim you are in a religion of peace




7) Discard all soap
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:16:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rob78:

Originally Posted By greenranger:

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR



this would apply to christians as well...historically speaking



It is not part of Christianity's teachings to kill infidels.

GR
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:17:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rob78:

Originally Posted By greenranger:

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:
basically, you just announce you're converting and go to your local mosque.



Then you hate and kill everyone that disagrees with you.


GR



this would apply to christians as well...historically speaking



Yeah, sure, you go with that one....
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:17:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MTUSA:

Originally Posted By Wraithtouch:
Its a 6 step process
1) Denounce America as "The great Satan"
2) You must master your bomb making skills
3) Then you must learn to shoot an AK47 but with little to no accuracy
4) Vow to destroy Israel
5) Then you may attend a mosque and pray 5 times a day facing mecca
6) Finally you may now claim you are in a religion of peace




7) Discard all soap



8) Prepare to bust hell wide open.

GR
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:20:37 AM EDT
Hey, you could be come the voice of al queda, just like that shitbag US citizen who does the translations of the videos....apparently he is most wanted.

But we have no potential terrorists here.....
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:20:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Voldermortist:
I shall say nothing, or else be banned.

that is all

Everytime I see you post I always say "what the fuck is a Voldermoist" I dunno why.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:22:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 11:22:18 AM EDT by Paul]
1.) Posting derogatory comments of a racial, religious, or sexual nature.
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