Posted: 2/23/2006 11:03:59 AM EDT
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I know we have a few Muslims around here. What's involved in converting? I'm thinking of avoiding the rush and doing it now to avoid being under suspicion of doing so to avoid losing my head later. Plus, Isalm seems to be very strong on the RKBA. What's the first step? Matthew (Malik Fo-shizzle Azzwash) |
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Its a 6 step process 1) Denounce America as "The great Satan" 2) You must master your bomb making skills 3) Then you must learn to shoot an AK47 but with little to no accuracy 4) Vow to destroy Israel 5) Then you may attend a mosque and pray 5 times a day facing mecca 6) Finally you may now claim you are in a religion of peace |
Google it. |
7) Discard all soap |
It is not part of Christianity's teachings to kill infidels. GR |
8) Prepare to bust hell wide open. GR |