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Posted: 2/23/2006 5:28:31 AM EDT
Tall Trees


It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 5:31:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 5:31:55 AM EDT
Oldie but goodie in the clean joke category


Another:

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children?


Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 5:51:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cougar8045:
Oldie but goodie in the clean joke category


Another:

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children?


Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel




Never heard that before. That was funny.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:39:11 AM EDT
This is the only clean joke I know:

A man went to a cafe and ordered his coffee without cream. Minutes later the waitress came back and ask:

"We are all out of cream. Would you like your coffee without milk?"
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:52:48 AM EDT
Good stuff......
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:24:12 AM EDT
From Calvin and Hobbes:

How many boards would the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
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