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Posted: 2/22/2006 3:58:33 AM EDT
Applicant must be able to operate large equipment, fly aircraft, be able to bump fire a mini-14 without ever hitting anything and Blow up automobiles with small arms fire.

apply here.
a-team
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:52:41 AM EDT
I missed the flying instruction. Must have been sick that day...
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:54:17 AM EDT
I'll go let the guy hanging out at the gun store know.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:58:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hk940:
..........and Blow up automobiles with small arms fire.



Do Ford Pintos count?

If so, I am a definite maybe.....
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:58:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
I'll go let the guy hanging out at the gun store know.



we need the guy selling Jerky at the gun show also...
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:01:25 AM EDT
I can weld 55 gallon drum turrets to the roof of your astrovan if you guys still have a slot open. I too love it when a plan comes together.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 6:01:04 AM EDT
Sorry, my "men" are on a spec-op at a gun show.
Maybe next time.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 6:11:35 AM EDT
No can do. I'm low on funds for gold necklaces.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 6:49:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
No can do. I'm low on funds for gold necklaces.



THAT'S OK!
just tuck your pants into your knee high athletic socks and you will be all set.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 6:51:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hk940:

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
No can do. I'm low on funds for gold necklaces.



THAT'S OK!
just tuck your pants into your knee high athletic socks and you will be all set.


Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:02:20 AM EDT
I have a prior engagement at the Pilates class.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:03:42 AM EDT
I ain't gettin' on no plane!!!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:06:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hk940:
Applicant must be able to operate large equipment, fly aircraft, be able to bump fire a mini-14 without ever hitting anything and Blow up automobiles with small arms fire.

apply here.
a-team



I CAN operate heavy equipment, I have flown IN an aircraft, I did get my AR to bump 4 rounds yesterday ( the first round actually hit the ground) and I have blown up the engines in at least 4 automobiles WITHOUT the aid of small arms fire. Please say you have a spot for me!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:21:33 PM EDT
I have several cordless tools and a vast knowledge of nothing.......YOU NEED ME!!!!
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