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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:04:24 AM EDT
Yesterday afternoon I started feeling a little sick to my stomach, today I have a full blown case of diarrhea. This is possibly the worst I've ever seen. I'm literally having to go every few minutes, and wipping has become painful.

According to my mother, drinking cola is supposed to settle your stomach, so I have been drinking alot of Pepsi. It is making a little difference, but not much. I have also been pouring Peptobismol into me like water. No effect. Anyone have any suggestions? Is this one of those things that you just have to ride it out?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:05:23 AM EDT
imodium and rice works for me
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:05:29 AM EDT
cha cha chaaa
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:05:52 AM EDT
Get some Tucks pads for your rear area.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:05:54 AM EDT
Put a cork in it.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:07:59 AM EDT
Cheese Brother...

Lots & Lots of cheese......
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:09:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By quijanos:
cha cha chaaa



Dammit, you beat me to it.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:10:08 AM EDT
Immodium and Sprite works for me.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:10:14 AM EDT
Baby wipes, hang in there brother...
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:12:16 AM EDT
your body think's it has something bad in it and it's trying to get it out.
just hang loose and it will be over in about 4 hours.
drink lots of water.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:13:37 AM EDT
Could be e coli poisoning. I had that once. About two days of the runny shits. Wasn't fun. Yeah, the brown starfish was hurtin after that!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:16:11 AM EDT

Imodium AD, applesauce and rice. Also, use A & D ointment or some sort of (babies) diaper rash cream for the soreness.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:16:52 AM EDT
You probably have the same bug I had a few years ago. Went to the ER for the vomiting and squirts. Took me about 3 days to kick it.. some viral stomach bug. Everything I ate and drank came back out quickly and in purely liquid form.

Give it time, stop drinking Pepsi!! You have to drink something else to keep yourself from getting dehydrated. Sports drinks work ok for this, but not soda. Besides, caffeine actually assists in producing a bowel movement according to my doc.

Stay close to the crapper, use some baby wipes or something for your rear and stop drinkin pepsi demmit.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:18:18 AM EDT
Shitty thread.....

That said: BRAT diet:
Bananas,
Rice,
Applesauce,
Toast (DRY)

Stop drinking soda and Imodium up, Steve!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:18:23 AM EDT
Bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast.

These are high fiber binding foods, and will improve diarrhea fairly quickly.

acidophillus, available at any GNC, vitamin shoppe, or decent drug store. The lactobaccillus will repopulate the gut with the beneficial bacteria you need to bulk up and solidify.

The cork also helps.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:18:45 AM EDT
Dude, stop eating rasin bran for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:25:19 AM EDT
Try some Imodium.

Do it quickly.

Diarrhea could make you completely disappear.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:28:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Diarrhea could make you completely disappear.



Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:29:31 AM EDT
It could be heritery. After all diarrhea runs in your genes.

Sorry...had to do it..bad joke. +1 for Immodium
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:30:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Put a cork in it.



I bet you say that to all of your patients.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:30:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:32:19 AM EDT



Funny thing about the body.

While Metamucil is normally a laxative, when I did my radiation, and had the roaring water squirts, they told me to use Metamucil as a bonding agent. Damn if that laxative didnt stop the liquid squirts.





Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:32:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
Flames gonna shoot out of your ass

ANdy



Anal Probe?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:34:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Yesterday afternoon I started feeling a little sick to my stomach, today I have a full blown case of diarrhea. This is possibly the worst I've ever seen. I'm literally having to go every few minutes, and wipping has become painful.

According to my mother, drinking cola is supposed to settle your stomach, so I have been drinking alot of Pepsi. It is making a little difference, but not much. I have also been pouring Peptobismol into me like water. No effect. Anyone have any suggestions? Is this one of those things that you just have to ride it out?



That is the problem.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:34:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Put a cork in it.



Don't forget the monkey!

/really old joke
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:38:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:39:37 AM EDT
You might have campylobacteriosis.

My entire family got it this past summer, while on vacation. I was basically on the crapper for over 12 hours straight. Immodium doesn't work either if that's what you have. Drink lots of water!!!!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:44:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:52:54 AM EDT
4 cans of CORN And try not to chew.

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:59:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 8:59:54 AM EDT by scuba_ed]
Cheese and petroleum jelly for the acid that will attack the sphincter !!!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:38:14 AM EDT
Burn two pieces of toast, really burn them in a toaster.
Put them in a bowl with enough hot water to cover them.
Mush the bread around a bit.
Give it 5-10 minutes or so and drink the juice.
You can eat the bread too.
Fix you right up.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:44:16 AM EDT
MRE crackers will stop you right up.


If that doesn't work, C-ration peanut butter could stop up a goose.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:50:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
4 cans of CORN And try not to chew.




CORN. Nature's ball bearings.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:55:28 AM EDT
You need to eat as many raw habanero and thai chiles as you can stand as fast as you can. You could puree them (minus stems) with a little water and drink them. The fiber in the chiles will help the diarrhea naturally clear itself up. if you can't get fresh chiles, try finding a can of chipotles in adobo sauce and do the same thing.

<­BR>

P.S. Don't really do this unless you actually want to destroy what's left of your sphincter.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:01:53 AM EDT
This thread is worthless without pics.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:05:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 11:06:21 AM EDT by rob3xp]

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
4 cans of CORN And try not to chew.

hr



thats funny shit
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:32:20 AM EDT
You might want to switch to Gatorade or some similar electrolyte-replacement drink. I did that when I was squirting high-pressure water out the back end for five days. I think it kept me out of the hospital.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:39:05 AM EDT
All I can say is that the pepsi you are drinking is not going to help.
Caffeine is something I would avoid if I had diarrhea.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:42:19 AM EDT
I hate pissing out of the ass. Drink lots of fluids so you don't get dehydrated.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:04:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By quijanos:
cha cha chaaa



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