If you took the time out of your "operation" to go post on the internet then your eye was not on the ball. Not surprising you failed.
Next we'll see you post all the steps to yanking your own crank.
1. Go to liquor store for cinnamon schnapps - PHASE COMPLETE
2. Buy myself the LARGE Hungry Man dinner - PHASE COMPLETE
3. Pick up fresh bottle of Lubriderm - PHASE COMPLETE
4. Lie to myself that I'm big boned, not overweight - PHASE PENDING
5. Get myself sloppy drunk on cinammon schnapps - PHASE PENDING
6. Take advantage of myself once i'm too drunk to resist - PHASE PENDING