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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:40:14 PM EDT
PHASE 1 ---> I did the dishes. PHASE COMPLETE
PHASE 2 ---> I took out the trash. PHASE COMPLETE
PHASE 3 ---> I turned up the water heater the first time she asked me to. PHASE COMPLETE
PHASE 4 ---> I am planning a relaxing massage. PHASE PENDING
PHASE 5 ---> STANK ON MY WANK. PHASE PENDING
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:41:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:41:42 PM EDT
phase 6-she is asleep with curlers in her hair
phase 7- you masturbate and cry yourself to sleep
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:43:01 PM EDT
"Oh it's been such a nice evening....why spoil it"

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:43:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:43:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:43:51 PM EDT
PHASE 10 ---> She puts on the strap-on for prison rollplay, and you "take it like a man".
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:46:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 5:47:12 PM EDT by VoodooChile]
Phase 6...She borrows the computer and realizes what she thought was tender and meaningful lovemaking was really considered to be "Stank on my Wank" Game over..hit the showers
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:46:49 PM EDT
Ouch! thats gonna leave a mark.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:46:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
PHASE 10 ---> She puts on the strap-on for prison rollplay, and you "take it like a man".




Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:47:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
PHASE 10 ---> She puts on the strap-on for prison rollplay, and you "take it like a man".



PHASE 11 ---> You post your next thread with the title "What do I do for a sore ass...."
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:47:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:48:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
PHASE 10 ---> She puts on the strap-on for prison rollplay, and you "take it like a man".



PHASE 11 ---> You post your next thread with the title "What do I do for a sore ass...."




Just im LordTrader
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:52:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 6:05:03 PM EDT by Bostonterrier97]

Originally Posted By Crappybob:

PHASE 5 ---> STANK ON MY WANK. PHASE PENDING



If I were you I'd see a Doctor about that...sounds like a bad case of spotted dick...

To Avoid...


When having a close encounter...


One should always use...

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:57:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bostonterrier97:

Originally Posted By Crappybob:

PHASE 5 ---> STANK ON MY WANK. PHASE PENDING



If I were you I'd see a Doctor about that...sounds like a bad case of spotted dick...



New Age Spotted Dick:


Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:59:43 PM EDT
I can't believe I clicked on this thread......I want my one minute back.......
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Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:03:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Stank....on...my....wank.


Alrighty.



Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:03:20 PM EDT
Welcome back, Crappybob!! Long time no hear....

Good luck on the stank.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:03:52 PM EDT
Stank? or Skank?

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:04:05 PM EDT
Suet sponge! WTF?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:10:35 PM EDT
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[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 6:28:10 PM EDT by thedoctors308]
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:32:01 PM EDT
Think of the time and trouble you could save yourself by taking a Playboy to the bathroom. Besides, it's good practice for being married.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:37:08 PM EDT
Um you missed the REAL phase 1... BUY THE ASTROGLIDE...


You ain't stickin anything anywhere, cowboy.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:40:03 PM EDT
I predict you will be here complaing about not getting laid just like I do
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:43:03 PM EDT
Hittin' it should be the best 20 seconds of your life.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:52:40 PM EDT
interesting.........................................................
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:59:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Stank....on...my....wank.


Alrighty.



Well, when he's finished I'm sure his wank will be stank - yes?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:30:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
I predict you will be here complaing about not getting laid just like I do


Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:45:58 AM EDT
After the dismal failure of 'operation stank on my wank', we will be implementing 'operation yank my crank'.

And it WILL be preformed in an efficient military manner!!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:48:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2006 6:53:39 AM EDT by ArmedAggie]
If you took the time out of your "operation" to go post on the internet then your eye was not on the ball. Not surprising you failed.

Next we'll see you post all the steps to yanking your own crank.

1. Go to liquor store for cinnamon schnapps - PHASE COMPLETE
2. Buy myself the LARGE Hungry Man dinner - PHASE COMPLETE
3. Pick up fresh bottle of Lubriderm - PHASE COMPLETE
4. Lie to myself that I'm big boned, not overweight - PHASE PENDING
5. Get myself sloppy drunk on cinammon schnapps - PHASE PENDING
6. Take advantage of myself once i'm too drunk to resist - PHASE PENDING
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:54:26 AM EDT
I was coupling with my live-in GF before my eyes were open this morn. I'm sorry you have to jump through hoops and shit.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:54:49 AM EDT
Just spend the $50 and get yourself a skank on your wank.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:55:49 AM EDT
This thread is brutal. I'd skip Phase 10.
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