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Posted: 2/15/2006 11:08:37 AM EDT
Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other

- There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small towns don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small towns don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.
Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.
Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.
Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:13:41 AM EDT
What are you..........................a homophobe?



J/K-That's some funny stuff!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:20:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 11:20:51 AM EDT by CajunMojo]
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:31:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:32:52 AM EDT
People are born gay. They do not become gay from watching gay movies.

With that said, AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Willie Nelson probably got this straight out of his fantasies.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:36:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 11:37:19 AM EDT by ecgRN]
Not that here's anything wrong with that.....


Willie must be scrapping the bottom of the barrel to pay off the IRS.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:38:27 AM EDT
whoa nellie! that's really a willie nelson song??? i always wondered about his purty little girl pig tails. guess he'll be rooming with the dixie chicks in la cuz he sure won't be welcome in nashville anymore!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:40:00 AM EDT
Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be Sheepboys.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:41:05 AM EDT
W.T.F. Is willie wantin acceptance from the HOLLYWOOD crowd ? what next willie , COMMIE cowboys , Welfare Cowboys , TREE HUGGIN COWBOYS , WAR PROTESTIN COWBOYS-

THIS prick hates cowboys
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