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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:03:23 PM EDT
I need a source of anti-management, sarcastic sayings to post on the bullitin board. Any ideas from the hive mind would be appreciated.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:04:44 PM EDT
Howabout "Someone who works here is planning on killing every motherfucker in the building"?

It conveys disgust for management pretty well, I think.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:09:41 PM EDT
Watch Fight Club
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:11:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:
Howabout "Someone who works here is planning on killing every motherfucker in the building"?

It conveys disgust for management pretty well, I think.



That might be a little too much disgust for my situation
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:22:32 PM EDT
Perhaps the following:

"this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. "

Courtesy of Chuck Palahniuk
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:24:40 PM EDT
just tell them you are not anti-management, you are anti-idiot.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:26:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:27:14 PM EDT
Take a shit on the nearest manager's desk.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:27:16 PM EDT
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I don't care."
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:27:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BTBOB:
Perhaps the following:

"this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. "

Courtesy of Chuck Palahniuk



Which post office do you work at?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:27:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
Take a shit on the nearest manager's desk.



PHANTOM SHITTER!
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:29:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By roboman:
Take a shit on the nearest manager's desk.



PHANTOM SHITTER!



Whatever became of the phantom shitter Hokie was having problems with?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:32:56 PM EDT
I think you have my stapler.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:38:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I think you have my stapler.



I BELIEVE you have my stapler......
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:55:30 PM EDT
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