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Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:33:20 AM EDT
[#1]
My guns own me
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:42:08 AM EDT
[#2]
No guns in my home. In the event of a late night break in, I'll just phone the local 24hr doughnut shop for some one to save my sorry ass. After all that's what our tax dollars pay for, right!?!? Guns are evil!  
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:49:47 AM EDT
[#3]
Do squirt guns count?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 10:36:21 AM EDT
[#4]
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

this is my weapon,
this is my gun,
this one's for killing,
this one's for fun.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:23:07 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
I loaned mine to Dick Cheney this weekend,



I just heard that the press was really giving him hell for shooting his hunting partner(till they found out it was a lawyer)his rateings have risen to 92%!!!


Bob
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:26:43 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
No weapons here....anything more threatening than a spork is banned from my home.




You're allowed to have SPORKS !!!  

I'm calling Child Services on you, buddy!!!  
I just like saying "spork"  
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:13:37 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
I used to, but lost them all in a bad boating accident!


Travis

Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:22:29 PM EDT
[#8]
A what arm?  A fire huh?
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:22:33 PM EDT
[#9]
i used to own some, but all those celebrities say that guns are bad.....i turned all mine in to the police
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:26:02 PM EDT
[#10]
Don`t talk like that man, it gave me a bad feeling, and an image of me having to start sharpening sticks for spears.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:32:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Guns are bad.  They do evil.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:36:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Ted Kennedy told me that common folks like me weren’t responsible enough to own guns. So I gave all mine to him for safe keeping. He put them in his trunk drove off with them… And now they are at the bottom of a lake.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:38:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Bottom of crater lake.

I had the accident just after I joined here, I just didnt read where all the other boating accidents occoured in shallow water.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:40:49 PM EDT
[#14]
I don't have any registered to my name, but I have access to quite a few. I come to this forum to salivate over everyone else's firearms until I'm in the position to own one myself.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:44:30 PM EDT
[#15]
This place reminds me of the Shawshank Redemption...

They were all "innocent," except for the few new inmates.

We are all "gunless," except for the few newbies.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:44:32 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
I don't own any, but I'd love to.  I'm saving up for my first AR15.  I'd like to buy a 24" HBAR / A2.  I've got a few 10 round BATF approved mags that I want to put in mag cinches.



But aren't military-style assault rifles and high-capacity banana clips illegal?  
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:49:58 PM EDT
[#17]
one time i got fuel at the station, and accidently got some on my arm.
while driving down the road, i lit a cigarette, and accidently set my arm on fire from the fuel.
a police officer pulled me over and ticketed me for illegal use of a firearm in a moving vehicle.
thats as close to firearms as i have ever been
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:50:03 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Just a simple



Didn't you mean who is a broke-ass student living in dorms?



Not me.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:53:54 PM EDT
[#19]
guns kill people
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:54:25 PM EDT
[#20]
living in a dorm dont mean much.....
campus authorities would have shit themselves if they knew how many firearms were in my on-campus building alone.  we used to get together and clean guns once in a while, there were probably 10 ARs alone in my 3 story building.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:57:40 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm off-campus myself, but too broke to buy my own rifle and too young to own a handgun. I'm patiently waiting for the summer to arrive so I can work more hours and get enough money to start my first AR build.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 9:05:22 PM EDT
[#22]
According to the UN, we do not own anything, we are just taking care of it while we are on earth.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 9:10:03 PM EDT
[#23]
I think that there is a neighbor of mine that owns a gun .
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 9:16:18 PM EDT
[#24]
"No officer, no guns here."
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 9:30:05 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
I'm off-campus myself, but too broke to buy my own rifle and too young to own a handgun. I'm patiently waiting for the summer to arrive so I can work more hours and get enough money to start my first AR build.



ARs are nice to own in a college environment.
They break down easy for storage in locking foot lockers.
At least...that's what I've heard.
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