The wife brought a tear to my eye tonight....

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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:13:34 PM EDT

We were talking about general SHTF stuff and out of the blue she says ...

"You need to buy more ammo, you don't have enough of it."

Then she adds, "It doesn't go bad does it ?"

I believe a single tear started to roll down my cheek as I thought, "I really love this woman."

"No, It doesn't go bad", I replied.

"Then you should get a whole bunch of it because you don't have enough if something bad happens." She says.

I couldn't speak ... She continued to fold clothes and glance at the TV now and again and all I could do was stare at her. She had no clue that what she had just said would make most Husbands on ARFCOM wet themselves.

I just thought I would share my special moment with you.

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:15:28 PM EDT

[#1]

I have seen this thread b4

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:17:07 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
We were talking about general SHTF stuff and out of the blue she says ...

"You need to buy more ammo, you don't have enough of it." Then she adds, "It doesn't go bad does it ?"

I believe a single tear started to roll down my cheek as I thought, "I really love this woman."

"No, It doesn't go bad", I replied.

"Then you should get a whole bunch of it because you don't have enough if something bad happens." She says.

I couldn't speak ... She continued to fold clothes and glance at the TV now and again and all I could do was stare at her. She had no clue that what she had just said would make most Husbands on ARFCOM wet themselves.

I just thought I would share my special moment with you.

GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO MAKE BABIES!

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:17:19 PM EDT

[#3]

You have a keeper!

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:17:41 PM EDT

[#4]

Time to go here:

Ammo Man

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:17:46 PM EDT

[#5]

It's a trap!

You do know that valentine's day is next week right? Sounds like someone is campaigning for some jewelry.

J/K. My wife actually went to the gunshow with me yesterday and helped carry my ammo.

So I know there are some like that out there.

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:18:37 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
We were talking about general SHTF stuff and out of the blue she says ...

"You need to buy more ammo, you don't have enough of it." Then she adds, "It doesn't go bad does it ?"

I believe a single tear started to roll down my cheek as I thought, "I really love this woman."

"No, It doesn't go bad", I replied.

"Then you should get a whole bunch of it because you don't have enough if something bad happens." She says.

I couldn't speak ... She continued to fold clothes and glance at the TV now and again and all I could do was stare at her. She had no clue that what she had just said would make most Husbands on ARFCOM wet themselves.

I just thought I would share my special moment with you.

GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO MAKE BABIES!

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:19:58 PM EDT

[#7]

She got a sister?

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:21:03 PM EDT

[#8]

You really screwed up when you told her it doesn't go bad

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:21:55 PM EDT

[#9]

My wife asked me that during Katrina. "Do we have enough ammo?"

I just smiled. "Yeah, I got plenty. We're all set."

I did get some of ammoman's Mil M855 though. Couldn't pass that up.

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:22:51 PM EDT

[#10]

First dibs on the good looking sister

Slug-O-Matic

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:23:24 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
It's a trap!

You do know that valentine's day is next week right? Sounds like someone is campaigning for some jewelry.

J/K. My wife actually went to the gunshow with me yesterday and helped carry my ammo. So I know there are some like that out there.

Seriously I didn't think of that !....Do you think I should get her a card ? J/K We have been together 12+ years .... She never fails to suprise me .

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:24:03 PM EDT

[#12]

My wife is still a bit touchy after finding the receipt for 500 bucks on a gun barrel...."500 bucks for a pipe?! That seems a bit expensive..."

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:24:10 PM EDT

[#13]

It's a sign man SHES CHEATING ON YOU and hates her new found fling.
carry on

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:27:40 PM EDT

[#14]

My wife bought me a Gun Safe for Christmas.

I love her.

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:29:14 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
It's a sign man SHES CHEATING ON YOU and hates her new found fling.
carry on

Maybe I can find her a few more guys?

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:29:16 PM EDT

[#16]

Last week mine asked if I minded if she shot the air rifle in the basement when I was at work. Almost brought a tear to my eye.

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:35:10 PM EDT

[#17]

Seriously....... Go make those babies!

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:37:37 PM EDT

[#18]

I need her to have a talk with my wifey......

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:47:30 PM EDT

[#19]

In all seriousness, how much ammo does she think you have?

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:50:32 PM EDT

[#20]

My wife also brought a tear to my eye today
... but then I asked her to please stop farting.

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:53:03 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
We were talking about general SHTF stuff and out of the blue she says ...

"You need to buy more ammo, you don't have enough of it." Then she adds, "It doesn't go bad does it ?"

I believe a single tear started to roll down my cheek as I thought, "I really love this woman."

"No, It doesn't go bad", I replied.

"Then you should get a whole bunch of it because you don't have enough if something bad happens." She says.

I couldn't speak ... She continued to fold clothes and glance at the TV now and again and all I could do was stare at her. She had no clue that what she had just said would make most Husbands on ARFCOM wet themselves.

I just thought I would share my special moment with you.

you lucky bastage

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:53:19 PM EDT

[#22]

you... suck!

Seriously, though; get her the jewelry for valentines day and keep her happy! One thing's for sure, if she is happy, she will make sure you are happy!

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:54:49 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
My wife also brought a tear to my eye today
... but then I asked her to please stop farting.

and

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:56:23 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
My wife also brought a tear to my eye today
... but then I asked her to please stop farting.

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:57:14 PM EDT

[#25]

pa·tron·ize ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ptr-nz, ptr-)
tr.v. pa·tron·ized, pa·tron·iz·ing, pa·tron·iz·es
To act as a patron to; support or sponsor.
To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.
To treat in a condescending manner. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Posted: 2/12/2006 5:59:40 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
My wife asked me that during Katrina. "Do we have enough ammo?"

I just smiled. "Yeah, I got plenty. We're all set."

I did get some of ammoman's Mil M855 though. Couldn't pass that up.

that wasnt too bright, jarhead. you missed an oppurtunity.