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Posted: 2/12/2006 5:13:34 PM EDT
We were talking about general SHTF stuff and out of the blue she says ...

"You need to buy more ammo, you don't have enough of it." Then she adds, "It doesn't go bad does it ?"

I believe a single tear started to roll down my cheek as I thought, "I really love this woman."

"No, It doesn't go bad", I replied.

"Then you should get a whole bunch of it because you don't have enough if something bad happens." She says.

I couldn't speak ... She continued to fold clothes and glance at the TV now and again and all I could do was stare at her. She had no clue that what she had just said would make most Husbands on ARFCOM wet themselves.

I just thought I would share my special moment with you.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:15:28 PM EDT
I have seen this thread b4

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:17:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JAKE-T-SNAKE:
We were talking about general SHTF stuff and out of the blue she says ...

"You need to buy more ammo, you don't have enough of it." Then she adds, "It doesn't go bad does it ?"

I believe a single tear started to roll down my cheek as I thought, "I really love this woman."

"No, It doesn't go bad", I replied.

"Then you should get a whole bunch of it because you don't have enough if something bad happens." She says.

I couldn't speak ... She continued to fold clothes and glance at the TV now and again and all I could do was stare at her. She had no clue that what she had just said would make most Husbands on ARFCOM wet themselves.

I just thought I would share my special moment with you.



GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO MAKE BABIES!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:17:19 PM EDT
You have a keeper!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:17:41 PM EDT
Time to go here:

Ammo Man

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:17:46 PM EDT
It's a trap!

You do know that valentine's day is next week right? Sounds like someone is campaigning for some jewelry.

J/K. My wife actually went to the gunshow with me yesterday and helped carry my ammo. So I know there are some like that out there.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:18:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:

Originally Posted By JAKE-T-SNAKE:
We were talking about general SHTF stuff and out of the blue she says ...

"You need to buy more ammo, you don't have enough of it." Then she adds, "It doesn't go bad does it ?"

I believe a single tear started to roll down my cheek as I thought, "I really love this woman."

"No, It doesn't go bad", I replied.

"Then you should get a whole bunch of it because you don't have enough if something bad happens." She says.

I couldn't speak ... She continued to fold clothes and glance at the TV now and again and all I could do was stare at her. She had no clue that what she had just said would make most Husbands on ARFCOM wet themselves.

I just thought I would share my special moment with you.



GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO MAKE BABIES!



Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:19:58 PM EDT
She got a sister?
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:21:03 PM EDT
You really screwed up when you told her it doesn't go bad
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:21:55 PM EDT
My wife asked me that during Katrina. "Do we have enough ammo?"

I just smiled. "Yeah, I got plenty. We're all set."

I did get some of ammoman's Mil M855 though. Couldn't pass that up.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:22:51 PM EDT
First dibs on the good looking sister

Slug-O-Matic
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:23:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmyAirborne:
It's a trap!

You do know that valentine's day is next week right? Sounds like someone is campaigning for some jewelry.

J/K. My wife actually went to the gunshow with me yesterday and helped carry my ammo. So I know there are some like that out there.





Seriously I didn't think of that !....Do you think I should get her a card ? J/K We have been together 12+ years .... She never fails to suprise me .
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:24:03 PM EDT
My wife is still a bit touchy after finding the receipt for 500 bucks on a gun barrel...."500 bucks for a pipe?! That seems a bit expensive..."
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:24:10 PM EDT
It's a sign man SHES CHEATING ON YOU and hates her new found fling.
carry on
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:27:40 PM EDT
My wife bought me a Gun Safe for Christmas.

I love her.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:29:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zipper:
It's a sign man SHES CHEATING ON YOU and hates her new found fling.
carry on



Maybe I can find her a few more guys?
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:29:16 PM EDT
Last week mine asked if I minded if she shot the air rifle in the basement when I was at work. Almost brought a tear to my eye.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:35:10 PM EDT
Seriously....... Go make those babies!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:37:37 PM EDT
I need her to have a talk with my wifey......
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:47:30 PM EDT
In all seriousness, how much ammo does she think you have?

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:50:32 PM EDT

My wife also brought a tear to my eye today

... but then I asked her to please stop farting.

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:53:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JAKE-T-SNAKE:
We were talking about general SHTF stuff and out of the blue she says ...

"You need to buy more ammo, you don't have enough of it." Then she adds, "It doesn't go bad does it ?"

I believe a single tear started to roll down my cheek as I thought, "I really love this woman."

"No, It doesn't go bad", I replied.

"Then you should get a whole bunch of it because you don't have enough if something bad happens." She says.

I couldn't speak ... She continued to fold clothes and glance at the TV now and again and all I could do was stare at her. She had no clue that what she had just said would make most Husbands on ARFCOM wet themselves.

I just thought I would share my special moment with you.




you lucky bastage
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:53:19 PM EDT
you... suck!

Seriously, though; get her the jewelry for valentines day and keep her happy! One thing's for sure, if she is happy, she will make sure you are happy!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:54:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
My wife also brought a tear to my eye today

... but then I asked her to please stop farting.




and
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:56:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
My wife also brought a tear to my eye today

... but then I asked her to please stop farting.




Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:57:14 PM EDT
pa·tron·ize ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ptr-nz, ptr-)
tr.v. pa·tron·ized, pa·tron·iz·ing, pa·tron·iz·es
To act as a patron to; support or sponsor.
To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.
To treat in a condescending manner. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:59:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By drjarhead:
My wife asked me that during Katrina. "Do we have enough ammo?"

I just smiled. "Yeah, I got plenty. We're all set."

I did get some of ammoman's Mil M855 though. Couldn't pass that up.


that wasnt too bright, jarhead. you missed an oppurtunity.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 6:06:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2006 6:27:49 PM EDT by danpass]

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
You really screwed up when you told her it doesn't go bad






Give him a chance, he was all emotionalized

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 6:09:10 PM EDT
Give your wife a great big ARFCOM hug from all of us. What a woman!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 6:28:15 PM EDT
Something is afoot here. She definately wants something in return.
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