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Posted: 2/12/2006 3:44:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2006 4:04:12 PM EDT by HKOVERKILL]


Ok, not really. He has a name. My wife and I are trying to come up with his official A.K.C. registered name.

He is a four month old, 50+ lb., red brindle Bullmastiff puppy, named Petey.
I don't know how to import a picture of him, so here's a link to show you what one looks like.
Any assistance in finding a suitable name for this "little" guy is most appreciated.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:46:20 PM EDT


How about Tiny?
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:47:18 PM EDT
"Mommie's Little Monster?"
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:48:00 PM EDT
Snowball
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:02:36 PM EDT
Fluffy!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:05:55 PM EDT
Sir Pembrose Fuzzybottom the third MD
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:06:55 PM EDT
How about ,yellow spot on floor
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:07:26 PM EDT
Thomas Sullivan Magnum.

Unbeatable!!!!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:09:27 PM EDT
Name it "Dammit"

Just like "Come here Dammit!"
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:10:27 PM EDT
Flash.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:17:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2006 4:17:32 PM EDT by HKOVERKILL]

Originally Posted By Mos_590:
How about ,yellow spot on floor



The way he was leaving "piles" around on the floor, I was tempted to call him "Shitty Boy Floyd".

And with the number of puddles he was leaving, I wanted to return him to have a new gasket set put on him.

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:19:33 PM EDT
Guys,

He's got a name we call him, Petey.

We're looking for an official name to put on his papers.

Like "Little Monster", and "Fuzzybottom".

I kinda like those.

HKO

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:23:28 PM EDT
Has he gotten ahold of a HK chew toy yet?
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:25:27 PM EDT
How about Snoopy. It'll throw all bad guys off when you're calling for the hound.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:26:27 PM EDT
Constable Cookies

Popcorn Macphersen

Scrack Johan

Friskypants sloodleface

Scab Lightning

Weassel Seisure

Bystander Pumpkindance

(My dogs name is JELLO)
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:37:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 9:39:48 AM EDT by HKOVERKILL]

Originally Posted By inzane123:
Has he gotten ahold of a HK chew toy yet?



Not yet, but I did read on another thread, that somebody's dog chewed up their Glock so badly, they had to send it in for repair.

HKO
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:39:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
"Mommie's Little Monster?"



+1

had to laugh on that one
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:40:17 AM EDT
I say name him Rasputin but then again maybe I like history a bit too much.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:42:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 9:47:50 AM EDT by MagKnightX]
Whitey

Triumph

Droopy

Ed­it: Oh, for the AKC papers? Well... Sir Lord Droopy Joseph Michaels Brindle Tiny Packard, Lord Knoxville, Lord Overkill, Baron of His Majesty's Province of ARFCOM, 9th Viscount of Nashville, Marquis of Memphis, The Earl of Heckler-Koch.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:46:46 AM EDT
Cornbread
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:54:51 AM EDT
Professor Snugglesworth
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:57:49 AM EDT
His Excellency, Baron Snooptorious Blingtasm the VIIIth

Senor Poopypants

Bob
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 10:22:50 AM EDT
UGLY
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 10:23:27 AM EDT
OK, how about:

Heckler's Sir Petey of Oberndorf

or

Pistol Petey of Happy Switch

or

Fluted Brass' Rock-N-Roll Petey

or

Smoking Barreled M-Petey-5

or

HK's Beta-Dump Petey



OK, I'll quit now with the HK and full-auto references.
It would be really cool if you could incorporate something
gun related into his name.

Link Posted: 2/13/2006 11:00:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HKOVERKILL:
Guys,

He's got a name we call him, Petey.

We're looking for an official name to put on his papers.

Like "Little Monster", and "Fuzzybottom".

I kinda like those.

HKO





I like History, so ..."Peter the Great"
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:15:21 PM EDT
Well HK,
did you watch the Westminster dog show last night and get any ideas?

Some of those dogs had some seriously long names.



Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:18:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By azhammer:
Constable Cookies

Popcorn Macphersen

Scrack Johan

Friskypants sloodleface

Scab Lightning

Weassel Seisure

Bystander Pumpkindance

(My dogs name is JELLO)



Did you just rattle those off ?

I love "Constable Cookies" ... Say that with a Charles Nelson Reilly voice, it helps.

(Funny side note... I was at a vet once and the vet tech sticks her head out the door and says "Mr. Ruffner? We're ready"... The older folks had named their dog "Mr. Ruffner"... Oh well, the dog didn't know the difference)
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:19:15 PM EDT
"Sore Scrotum"
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:27:36 PM EDT
Slobberus Maximus.

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:01:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:
Well HK,
did you watch the Westminster dog show last night and get any ideas?

Some of those dogs had some seriously long names.




Caught part of it with the wife. There's more tonight, right?


HKO
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:07:55 PM EDT
Well Bullmastifs are a breed of dog from England, so give him a good english name.

Call him Ian.

Or something biblical, like Sampson. I named my dog Noah.

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 5:10:38 PM EDT
in my case we used the breeders house name (sanctuary) followed by a 2 part name , ie: Sanctuaries calypso dancer, its all up to you though

for my next dog if we go the regestered route, we're gonna use the name of our family compound for the title part. We call our compound potsreebe by the way.
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