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Posted: 2/3/2006 10:03:00 PM EDT
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

"You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 10:18:05 PM EDT


funniest thing I have read all night
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 10:19:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 10:25:55 PM EDT
That's a good one. I heard it a few years ago and it was a little bit different than the version you told.

It rates a solid 8 for me.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 10:49:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 10:58:15 PM EDT
Very Funny.



Link Posted: 2/3/2006 11:24:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Very Funny.




Link Posted: 2/3/2006 11:43:51 PM EDT
When do I start?


Link Posted: 2/3/2006 11:48:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
When do I start?





+1
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 11:50:45 PM EDT
that is too freakin funny!!

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