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Posted: 1/29/2006 2:32:48 AM EDT
Now, I think I've seen it all.

'Tactical' boots.
'Tactical' scopes.
'Tactical' vests.
'Tactical' goggles, pants, kneepads, rifles, nukes, magazines...when will it end?

And now...the 'Tactical' Marketing Engineer. I kid you not. I found it here, but if that doesn't work just go to http://www.dice.com/ and search for tactical marketing engineer.

WTF, eh?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:42:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:43:38 AM EDT
Just think of the prerks!
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:46:18 AM EDT
Hey, I like that site.....Hmmmm
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:05:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 3:06:16 AM EDT by jollyroger]
Blackhawk sells a tactical caffeine transfer unit (coffee mug)

No joke, thats what they call it.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:19:08 AM EDT
Where is the tatical wallet or the tatical toilet paper?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:21:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jollyroger:
Blackhawk sells a tactical caffeine transfer unit (coffee mug)

No joke, thats what they call it.



www.blackhawk.com/product_detail.asp?product_id=1026&d=
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:28:46 AM EDT
I dont think tactical is used enough.I would like to see tactical snow tires,maternity clothes,hell you know you would buy a tactical soda if they made one
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:29:30 AM EDT
yeah, but have you guys seen tactical toilet paper?!
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:32:20 AM EDT
Soooooo.....the cup is Kevlar?
Toilet paper is probably around the corner.
It comes in Camo!
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:38:17 AM EDT
Tactical = specific regions

So camo toilet paper would be POOPAT?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:50:44 AM EDT
Has it gone to far? YES! A long time ago.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 6:45:14 AM EDT

Does the Tactical Caffeine Transfer Unit (TCTU) mount on a .Milspec rail and does it co-witness well?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 6:52:06 AM EDT
Yea, my buddy bought a tactical check book. Never know when a 3rd world country market might actually take an out of town check
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 6:57:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
yeah, but have you guys seen tactical toilet paper?!



yes it comes in MREs and like most products labeled "X-treme" or "Tactical" it is rather disappointing
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 6:59:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 7:00:44 AM EDT by gus]
I have a tactical recliner - Yep, it's even black and evil!! It has a mag(azine) pouch on the right side and hydration system mounts (cup holder) on the left. I had to settle for leather since they don't make them in Cordura.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:03:47 AM EDT
tactical is not a word reserved for use only by swat, military, police, or arfcom
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:06:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mikejohnson:
tactical is not a word reserved for use only by swat, military, police, or arfcom



ok, so you go tap away on your tactical keyboard while looking at your tactical monitor while drinking out of a tactical caffiene transfer unit while wearing some tactical jeans and a tactical tshirt, then you can walk down your tactical hallway to your tactical front room so you can sit in a tactical chair and watch some tactical TV which happens to be showing a bunch of tactical football players chasing a tactical ball around a tactical field of tactical astro turf.

that's what advertizing looks like today.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:11:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:17:35 AM EDT
THey already have tactical maternity clothes. MARPAT cammmies come in maternity as do Army BDUs I believe
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:50:51 AM EDT
I want to be a Tactical Spec Ops Operator
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:54:26 AM EDT
What about tactical female hygene
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:55:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By jollyroger:
Blackhawk sells a tactical caffeine transfer unit (coffee mug)

No joke, thats what they call it.



www.blackhawk.com/product_detail.asp?product_id=1026&d=



thought this was funny... from their website "The BlackHawk coffee mug can also double as a bludgeon in an emergency."

~Dg84
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:59:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By colklink:
What about tactical female hygene



TACTICAL TAMPONS!
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:21:40 AM EDT
How about we start a new trend...........label everything "strategic"........
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