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Posted: 1/28/2006 7:28:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 7:42:29 PM EDT by Inspector1]
ok you answer your door it is about 2pm. as you open the door you say hello, can i help you. the guy then responds yes i am here to take your guns "shows you his badge, it says ATF" .................... fill in the rest

add that you know the government just passed a nationwide ban on ALL firearms
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:29:42 PM EDT

Is the guy an alien or a zombie?


Because my answer may depend on that?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:30:20 PM EDT
shut and lock the door and call the cops (to verify this clown) and a lawyer.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:30:49 PM EDT
Just scored a new set of threads
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:31:01 PM EDT
Turn them in.

I don't want trouble
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:31:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 7:31:31 PM EDT by mjohn3006]
WAP!
Me: GET IN THE PIT!
THUD.
<lowering basket on a rope>
Me: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:31:49 PM EDT
Turn the foil shiny side out and piss on his boots through the mail slot.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:33:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL-01:
Turn the foil shiny side out and piss on his boots through the mail slot.



Just hope they don't have a set of bolt cutters in their raid gear.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:34:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL-01:
Turn the foil shiny side out and piss on his boots through the mail slot.



Just hope they don't have a set of bolt cutters in their raid gear.


Who says it would poke out through the door.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:35:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL-01:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL-01:
Turn the foil shiny side out and piss on his boots through the mail slot.



Just hope they don't have a set of bolt cutters in their raid gear.


Who says it would poke out through the door.



I'm sorry. I was projecting.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:36:45 PM EDT
Give him a pair of flippers and a dive mask.

"Bottom of the lake pal, knock yourself out."
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:38:14 PM EDT
I'd say sorry sir, Idont live with any stinking nuns!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:41:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
ok you answer your door it is about 2pm. as you open the door you say hello, can i help you. the guy then responds yes i am here to take your guns "shows you his badge, it says ATF" .................... fill in the rest





sorry sir
i lost them all in a tragic boating accident last weekend,

every single one, except for the 38 and 22
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:47:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
WAP!
Me: GET IN THE PIT!
THUD.
<lowering basket on a rope>
Me: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.



Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:48:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GoGop:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
WAP!
Me: GET IN THE PIT!
THUD.
<lowering basket on a rope>
Me: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.







haha that is a good one
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:55:02 PM EDT
I would likely pisstitate all over myself trying to get to a rifle.

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:59:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
ok you answer your door it is about 2pm. as you open the door you say hello, can i help you. the guy then responds yes i am here to take your guns "shows you his badge, it says ATF" .................... fill in the rest

add that you know the government just passed a nationwide ban on ALL firearms



Do you really think it would be one guy from the ATF?
Nope...maybe your town's SWAT team with an ATF advisor...


Who would be dumb enough to be caught at their house if they knew this was going down?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 8:00:50 PM EDT
"Ummmm guns? what guns? WTF you taling about?"
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 8:08:30 PM EDT
"Hope you brought a shovel....cause one of us is getting planted, pal."

Sheep
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 8:25:51 AM EDT
mornin crew bump
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