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Posted: 1/28/2006 7:28:25 PM EDT

ok you answer your door it is about 2pm. as you open the door you say hello, can i help you. the guy then responds yes i am here to take your guns "shows you his badge, it says ATF" .................... fill in the rest

add that you know the government just passed a nationwide ban on ALL firearms

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:29:42 PM EDT

[#1]

Is the guy an alien or a zombie?

Because my answer may depend on that?

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:30:20 PM EDT

[#2]

shut and lock the door and call the cops (to verify this clown) and a lawyer.

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:30:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Just scored a new set of threads

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:31:01 PM EDT

[#4]

Turn them in.

I don't want trouble

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:31:09 PM EDT

[#5]

WAP!
Me: GET IN THE PIT!
THUD.
<lowering basket on a rope>
Me: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:31:49 PM EDT

[#6]

Turn the foil shiny side out and piss on his boots through the mail slot.

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:33:20 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Turn the foil shiny side out and piss on his boots through the mail slot.

Just hope they don't have a set of bolt cutters in their raid gear.

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:34:11 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Turn the foil shiny side out and piss on his boots through the mail slot.

Just hope they don't have a set of bolt cutters in their raid gear.

Who says it would poke out through the door.

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:35:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Turn the foil shiny side out and piss on his boots through the mail slot.

Just hope they don't have a set of bolt cutters in their raid gear.

Who says it would poke out through the door.

I'm sorry. I was projecting.

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:36:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Give him a pair of flippers and a dive mask.

"Bottom of the lake pal, knock yourself out."

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:38:14 PM EDT

[#11]

I'd say sorry sir, Idont live with any stinking nuns!

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:41:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
ok you answer your door it is about 2pm. as you open the door you say hello, can i help you. the guy then responds yes i am here to take your guns "shows you his badge, it says ATF" .................... fill in the rest

sorry sir
i lost them all in a tragic boating accident last weekend,

every single one, except for the 38 and 22

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:47:48 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
WAP!
Me: GET IN THE PIT!
THUD.
<lowering basket on a rope>
Me: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:48:48 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
WAP!
Me: GET IN THE PIT!
THUD.
<lowering basket on a rope>
Me: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

haha that is a good one

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:55:02 PM EDT

[#15]

I would likely pisstitate all over myself trying to get to a rifle.

Posted: 1/28/2006 7:59:05 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
ok you answer your door it is about 2pm. as you open the door you say hello, can i help you. the guy then responds yes i am here to take your guns "shows you his badge, it says ATF" .................... fill in the rest

add that you know the government just passed a nationwide ban on ALL firearms

Do you really think it would be one guy from the ATF?
Nope...maybe your town's SWAT team with an ATF advisor...

Who would be dumb enough to be caught at their house if they knew this was going down?

Posted: 1/28/2006 8:00:50 PM EDT

[#17]

"Ummmm guns? what guns? WTF you taling about?"

Posted: 1/28/2006 8:08:30 PM EDT

[#18]

"Hope you brought a shovel....cause one of us is getting planted, pal."

Sheep

Posted: 1/30/2006 8:25:51 AM EDT

[#19]

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