Got to love em', Do you work for the F.D.? Working a 24 hour shift makes me think you might. I work for the Fire Dept. and have seen a few men that would make your present and past GFs look like rocket scientists, (some of them are fireman.) We responded to a call one day, assist occupant with a water problem, we arrive at an apartment complex, with water running out of a downstairs unit , it was coming from the apartment upstairs. We walk in, and this guy took us to his bathroom, the sink was running, and pouring over. I opened the vanity, and turned off the water. This man was probably 30-35 years old. What man doesn't know how to turn off the water like this? I don't claim to be a wise man, but it is hard to understand how some people are still alive given the minimum amount of brains they have. I mean no disrespect toward your GF, she's a girl, and they are just wired different, but the man mentioned above was a dumbass!.................... Years ago,I screwed a knockout blonde, who ended up being my ex wifes cousin, (made for tense holidays), she was hot, and pretty good in the sack, but was dumb as a brick, you absolutely could not carry on a conversation with her, hot as she was, I had to let her go. Unless we were in bed, I hated being around her. To this day, she is the dumbest woman I have known.