A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman
police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
" What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying,"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Shhh...don't let SP1Grrl see this...she'll womp you....
Tagged for the womping!
I'm going to have to send this to my wife. She will like it!
How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
By the chipped teeth.
That is some funny shit right there folks!
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
bench talking...one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says " HELLLOOOOOOO, can you see Florida...???"
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She
tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and
asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it to you!"
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a
river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she
shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up and down the river and
shouts: "You ARE on the other side."
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE...
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible! " Says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left
breast and screamed,then she pushed her elbow and
Screamed in even more She pushed her knee and
Screamed; Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the Wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
Lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his Window,
Turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
When it was her turn she rolled the dice And landed on Science & Nature.
The question was:
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
ROLEX & TIMEX...
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what
Their names were. The blonde responded by saying one
was named Rolex and the other Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
What's black and blue and bleeding, laying in a ditch?
Someone who told one too many blonde jokes.