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Posted: 1/26/2006 8:21:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 8:22:15 AM EDT by 95thFoot]
Sent to me by a friend...


How to differentiate between "guts" and "balls"

We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls."
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask her,
"Are you still cleaning, or are you getting ready to fly somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out, smelling of perfume and
beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the behind and having
the balls to say, "You're next..!"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject .....
....
And now for the girls ...

What do you when your best friend runs away with your husband?

Miss and feel sorry for her!



Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:22:48 AM EDT
where do you draw the line b/w the two and stupidity
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:24:17 AM EDT
Guts - stay inside your body (hopefully)

Balls - hang directly outside your body (hopefully)
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:25:53 AM EDT
One is for describing women, the other is for describing men.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:33:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
One is for describing women, the other is for describing men.




yeah pretty much
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