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Posted: 1/26/2006 7:22:02 AM EDT
This is most likely a dupe, but most of us don't live on the internet so here ya go.


Students were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic and My Life


by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book


report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!


His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.


Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Monica.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing


Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:24:51 AM EDT
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