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Posted: 1/25/2006 7:36:08 PM EDT
Give me some of the best pranks you have tried or have been tried on you!hug.gif

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:04:45 PM EDT
working overtime a while back and knew a coworker was too, was about 8pm at night, bldg was quiet, some of the lights turned off, I snuck to coworkers office and then jumped to the door and yelled BOOOO! real loud. Took him 4 seconds till he fell out of his chair. Funny as hell
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:07:51 PM EDT
Take 6 cans of shaving cream, put them in a paper bag and put in the freezer over night, in the morning, the cans will have exploded, but the cream will be frozen.....take the cylinders of cream out and place in your room mate/co-worker/bosses car/desk/dresser. When the cylinders thaw out, the shaving cream will expand and make a HUGE shaving cream mess
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:10:34 PM EDT
When I was a kid we used to hand out Ex-lax from a Chicklets box. Greedy lil bastages would chew 6 or 8 pieces and not even blink......for a couple hours.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:15:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:16:20 PM EDT
Fill a trash can full of water. Lean it up to a persons front door...knock, egress at a high rate of speed.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:16:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
Take 6 cans of shaving cream, put them in a paper bag and put in the freezer over night, in the morning, the cans will have exploded, but the cream will be frozen.....take the cylinders of cream out and place in your room mate/co-worker/bosses car/desk/dresser. When the cylinders thaw out, the shaving cream will expand and make a HUGE shaving cream mess




really.................................................
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:17:45 PM EDT
Two really easy ones:

We used to put flat black shoe polish on the ear and mouth pieces on the black office phones.

Also, if you have the black cloth office chairs, you can carefully pour water on them evenly where the soon to be wet-assed victim can't tell the chair is wet until he sits down.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:20:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 8:21:13 PM EDT by HunterGren]
About 10 years ago I made a alien by drawing big black eyes on a grey balloon then I taped it to the vacuum cleaner and through a dark bath robe over it. I left in at the end of the bathroom hallway after dark. At about midnight my little brother got up to use the bathroom, a few seconds later he was screaming bloody murder. He ran & grabbed the fire poker and started hitting it. He was in tears screaming for help but he still had the guts to attack the thing
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:20:22 PM EDT
Pull the phone jack out of the hand set on a desk phone and put a piece of Scotch tape over the male end, plug it back into the hand set. Frustrating!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:22:17 PM EDT
Fill a large manilla envelope with shaving cream. Push the open end under a door and stomp down hard. Blows shaveing cream all over the room.

Get two crackers, peanut butter and a firecracker. Put peanut butter on both sides and place the firecracker in the middle. Light and throw it will stick to whatever it hits and blow up making a mess.

Did this to a guy at work who bugged me in the bathroom. Took some waded up toilet paper and melted a Hershey kiss and wiped it on the TP. I then placed it in his desk, looks like shit!

Placed a large siren in the overhead door of a guys desk. Wired it with a normally open switch. When he got to work he opened it and the siren blasted in his face!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:29:56 PM EDT
The "Leaner" - Take a large bucket full of water (like garbage can sized), and lean it up against the door of a Marines Barracks room during field day. Knock on the door, and wait for the hilarity. Always do it about 10 minutes before inspection.

Baking soda in a 1/4 full ketchup bottle is awesome as well. The person goes to squirt some, and shakes the bottle up, and when he opens it - Kaboom. Ketchup everywhere.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:32:28 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:35:50 PM EDT
Another thing we used to do during field day prank wars in the barracks is to spray someones windows with spray starch about 10 min or so before inspection.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:36:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 8:37:21 PM EDT by sta1treeman]
Fill the shower head with powder kool aid., syran wrap over toilet. cook dead rat meat, leave in firestation refrig, for oncoming shifters, red beans and rat, gets the assholes that don't want to eat with everyone else, and mooch off leftovers-cheap basturds!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:39:03 PM EDT
poop in the tank
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:44:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 8:47:17 PM EDT by sta1treeman]
throw bucket of ice water over shower door on your buddy at firestation, freeze his car keys in a large bowl of water. Put I.V bag in ceiling, with needle sticking through ceiling tile, let him got to sleep, and put the I.V on a slow drip, buddy wakes up, and thinks he peed in the bed.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:45:02 PM EDT
tag, I need new ideas
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:46:41 PM EDT
Hold a blow drier to the crack at the bottom of a door and pour baby powder in front of the blow drier. The air carries the powder into the room and covers everything. A great way to get back at RA's
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:10:53 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:27:00 AM EDT
go to Denny's and orger an extra side of sausage pour out some of the ketchup and then put the sausage into the bottle(assuming it still has the older glass bottles). Nice red sausage rocket for the next guy
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 5:42:16 AM EDT
A few years ago there was a nice little war going in the lab. One tech had a pair of work boots that he left at his desk. He would wear something comfy on the drive into work, then change into steel toed boots when he got to his desk. Another guy stayed late one night and used some kind of contact cement to glue the boots to the floor. Well, the guy with the glued boots welded the other guy's toolbox shut. Meanwhile, when the boot guy would go on vacation he would lock his chair to his desk with a bicycle lock so nobody would steal it. Well, welded-toolbox guy goes to the machine shop and makes a big steel bracket and bolts the chair to the desk. I think he used red loctite on the bolts. Some time later, welded toolbox guy is planning on flying up to NY or somewhere to see his girlfriend, so glued boots guy gets a secretary to call and pretend to be from the airline and tell the guy that his flight is canceled because of a freak blizzard closed the airport. After that management got involved in an effort to prevent violence.

While I was there a little guy from India worked with us. Nobody liked him including me. He was about 5'4" tall. I took his name plate off his office and used two sided tape to stick it over the shorty urinal in the men's room.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 5:54:47 AM EDT
Freaky, I was just about to start this exact thread...

Here's one I heard: Two preachers were stopped at some po-dunk gas station in south Louisiana and had just come back from fowl hunting. They had a few dogs in the back and one of the dog collars in hand trying to fix it. Well the service station kid comes out (guess it was one of those I'll pump it for you and you gimme a tip Stations) and asks what the collar was. Well one gets the idea of telling the kid that its one of those new walkie talkies the SEALs use. The big part goes on your throat and you can whisper and hear one another real guuuuud. Awesome! the kid says. Yeah, wanna try it for us and tell us if it works? SURE!! So they rig him up and send him off to the tree line for a quick test. Slow day I guess? Right as he disappears into the tree line they start mashing on the button and lo and behold the thing is fixed! The kid comes screaming out of the woods AHHH! HEy I think this thing BZZ AAACK! Has a short OOOOWW In it! AHHH help guys! WRRR AHHH!!

A really good one some guys did to our side of the dorm was fill the blow dryer up with blue chalk line powder. The premadonna would have been blue faced for a week but one of them felt so bad he woke up at 4am and dumped it out and told us about it.

One my father did at Haliburton years ago. He was working with an idiot...really? Haliburton?! Noo...and this guy was mouthy as all get out. And he always, always came in in the mornings at 90mph and slammed open his office door. So my dad rigged up some contraption from a mouse trap, clothes pin, and a ballon filled with confetti at the top of his door. The dude had it all the way down into his socks for the rest of the day.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 5:56:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bitmap:
I took his name plate off his office and used two sided tape to stick it over the shorty urinal in the men's room.



hahahaha great stuff
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:18:42 AM EDT
That Indian guy would go around after any event where food was served and take as many of the leftovers as he could carry off. Somebody got him once after a birthday party by icing a block of foam rubber so it looked like a cake and sending it home with him.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:32:49 AM EDT
If they use an office chair that is cloth, pour some hot sauce on it and let it dry. When the victim sits in the chair, their sweat will reactivate the hot sauce and make their balls and ass burn.

Also chopping up onions and leaving them exposed in a hidden area of someone's office will make it reek within days.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:40:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:


Also, if you have the black cloth office chairs, you can carefully pour water on them evenly where the soon to be wet-assed victim can't tell the chair is wet until he sits down.



and if you use warm water, they dont realize their ass is soaked
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:40:54 AM EDT
Two of my favorites:

Run a jumper wire from the horn fuse to the brake light fuse in the victims vehicle. Everytime they step on the brakes the horn will blow We got a guy with that a couple of years ago, the best part was he drove a standard so he left the parking lot at work without touching the brakes and didn't hit the brakes until a traffic light a mile or so down the road


Can of Tuna with a couple of holes poked in the top hot glued under someones desk. They will just get a whiff every now and then, usually takes awhile to figure out.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:41:58 AM EDT
There was this guy who always drove home drunk most days of the week.
Judging by the dents/scratches on the car, it was only a matter of time until he hit someone.

Ingredients:
A pint of blood, bits of scrap meat and some skin with hair attached from the butcher's.
One old kid's sized Micky mouse coat.

Arrange the above effectively around the front bumper

Wake up early and wait until he goes to work.....I wish I had videoed it
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:43:17 AM EDT
I put some rubber dog shiite in a hallway leading to the office and the employees who walked by it stopped, giggled and just kicked it out of the way

The guy with the baggy pants and 40 earrings walked around it. The gal with the fake boobs put her hands together in disgust walked over it and nobody made a call to maintenance.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:53:59 AM EDT
Back in high school we used to wait until one of the guys would get up to sharpen his pencil. Then we would put a thumbtack in his seat and wait for him to return. Pretty funny when the class is real quiet and the guy would sit and immediately stand up and say OOOUCH!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:56:00 AM EDT
tag for later
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:57:38 AM EDT
Working at the grocery, we would run the bailer (the box crusher) and when the plate was about 3" short from being at the top we would hit the E-stop and place cans of pie filling on top of the plate.

The next person to hit the button would cause it to finish the previous cycle and goe up the rest of the way rather than down, causing a pie filling explosion.

Dan
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:06:53 AM EDT
Wired a can of Sardines, with holes poked in the top, on top of someones muffler.
Hmmmm the smell of hot sardines on a warm florida day.....
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:15:12 AM EDT
Way back when, I helped do some financing for this start up company in California.

Right around christmas a few of the junior execs convinced the new guy in business development that the CEO dressed up in a santa suit and gave out presents the friday before Christmas every year. They told him that the CEO had called in and that he needed to dress up like Santa's elf to help hand out presents.

Problem #1: The CEO was out of town and wouldn't be back until after the holidays.
Problem #2: The "new guy" was jewish.
Problem #3: The elf suit was WAY too small.
Problem #4: There were no presents.

So they convince this guy to change into this elf suit (think hose, green smock, bells on the toes of the elf-boots, dumb hat), hide under the CEOs desk and wait for the CEO to show up.

Then they steal his clothes.

After something like two hours they convince him that the CEO is in the parking lot and he should come out and start acting like an elf. They've got a handheld camera recording him when he emerges, literally BURSTING OUT of this elf-suit. (Think French-Canadian in a speedo).

He prances around the office, bells jingling, recorded on video the entire time. The entire office thinks he's just lost it.

When he finds out he's been had the guy just melts down, can't find his clothes and drives himself home in the elf suit. It later comes out that he got pulled over for speeding by a woman cop.

Most unfortunately, and unbeknownst to the pranksters, there were layoffs coming. The victim is fired, unceremoniously, two weeks later.

Aftermath: Victim brings a sexual/religious harassment/unlawful termination lawsuit (in California) against the firm. The videotape is basically the smoking gun and the company settles for an undisclosed (high six figure) sum.

Now THAT'S funny.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:15:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
Two really easy ones:

We used to put flat black shoe polish on the ear and mouth pieces on the black office phones.

Also, if you have the black cloth office chairs, you can carefully pour water on them evenly where the soon to be wet-assed victim can't tell the chair is wet until he sits down.



When the ear/mouth sets unscrewed, tape was placed on the inside of the cover. Then hear phrases like "I can't hear you speak up" or they would have to yell in the phone to be heard. Best part was when the phone tech showed up to fix it.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:16:48 AM EDT
Impromptu one played on me.


I was living in an apartment in Phoenix in the summer and our AC went out and the complex was nice enough to put us in their demo for the night.

I sat on the couch noticed the TV and commented that we at least had a TV.

My roomate did an incredible hulk impersonation, picked the TV up over his head and threw it at me.

Thankfully, a recent potty run saved me from wetting myself.



(The TV was one of those prop-tronics empty boxes that look like a TV)
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:04:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By memyselfandi:

Originally Posted By Bitmap:
I took his name plate off his office and used two sided tape to stick it over the shorty urinal in the men's room.



hahahaha great stuff



that is trully inventive. good show.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 9:05:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 9:10:22 AM EDT by sta1treeman]
This was played on me, We pull our cars into the firestation at night so they don't get broken into, usually around 8pm, I wasn't feeling good, so I laid down about 6pm, I woke up at around 10, and thought oh shit, I need to pull my truck in, I had a bad feeling about my truck being out. When I went outside, my truck was gone, and there was glass on the ground where it was parked. I came in and told the Lt. to call the police someone had stolen my truck, all of my hunting gear was in it, except my rifle, he got on the phone, and everyone seemed all concerned. I was pissed. I went in the engine bay, just pacing the floor, and there was my truck! My "buddies" had gotten my keys and pulled my truck in because they knew I wasn't feeling well, and then figured what the fuck, may as well have some fun. THEY GOT ME GOOD! But I felt like I won the lottery when I found my truck. They had me hook line and sinker! They used a coke bottle for the glass, it had the perfect consistancy of window glass.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 9:26:51 AM EDT
We were really busy at the firestation one day, this was at the volunteer station down the road from me. We sent a guy to McDonalds for lunch. There was a guy there who was a real shit head, and he eventually got run off for stealing. The guy that went to McDonalds, put a rubber in the asshole's cheeseburger, and told everyone else to watch him. Asshole bit into the burger,nothing, then on bite 2, the rubber was hanging half way out of his mouth, we all started laughing, he started laughing, (I guess he thought it was a pickle). He reached up, and pulled it out of his mouth, he looked like his head was going to explode! We were all young, and most of us had just bought our first pistols, we would bring them in, and put them on the counter,( young, and dumb, trying to be cool). He grabbed his pistol, and was headed out the door to go to McDonalds, we had to stop him. We got him stopped and calmed down, it was a little tense for a few mins. Could have been a bad situation, but ended up being funny as hell!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 10:02:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 10:04:10 AM EDT by Keith_J]
There was a new receptionist who got punked...someone dialed an outside line, called the general number and asked to speak to a customer's inspector who was on site...the name is priceless....

Hugh G. Rection.

I nearly died laughing after she paged him on the intercom.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 10:33:40 AM EDT
On a school trip we broke into our friends hotel room and trashed the place and left a mafia type note saying they better give us our stuff or else.

They got REALLY scared and wanted to call the police until we broke out laughing and told them.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 10:36:53 AM EDT
teh tag
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 10:58:22 AM EDT
old food in a foil bag with an M80 taped to the side, light it on a front porch. Done it a few times and it never gets old
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 11:12:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RGinIdaho:
Pull the phone jack out of the hand set on a desk phone and put a piece of Scotch tape over the male end, plug it back into the hand set. Frustrating!



You can also tape over the earpiece/mouthpiece of a phone that can be disassembled and mask voice in either direction. Alternate daily. It is amusing to hear, but you must keep a straight face.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:32:51 PM EDT
One thing we used to do, was call 1-800-ass-hole, it goes on for a while before it tells you you need to pay, so anyway, we used to call it and transfer the line to the front desk....

Another good one is to get one of those spam-faxes, and print up a co-worker's full name, and tape it on the original fax, and make a few copies of it, and then start putting them back in the faxmachine.
Personalized spam faxes.....Sweeeeet...
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:37:34 PM EDT
Search the EE for CS Gas Grenades and have fun...
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:47:23 PM EDT
One old jar, a cup of rubbing alcohol, about five spriggs of poison ivy. Place the poison ivy in the jar, add alcohol, mash the hell out of the poison ivy with a paint stirr stick. Remove the mashed leaves and stems, place a lid on the jar. Using a Q-Tip, smear some alcohol on anything that only the victim will come in contact with. Hardhat head gear, inside of gloves, locker handle, car door handle, key board or mouse, etc.

Use this only on #1 asshole type dickweeds.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:52:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
One old jar, a cup of rubbing alcohol, about five spriggs of poison ivy. Place the poison ivy in the jar, add alcohol, mash the hell out of the poison ivy with a paint stirr stick. Remove the mashed leaves and stems, place a lid on the jar. Using a Q-Tip, smear some alcohol on anything that only the victim will come in contact with. Hardhat head gear, inside of gloves, locker handle, car door handle, key board or mouse, etc.

Use this only on #1 asshole type dickweeds.



Hmm, sounds about like NAIR on the hardhat liner, powder in the respirator or grease on the windshield wiper blade......

SRM
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:56:17 PM EDT
The best prank that won't land you in jail is putting Icy Hot (spelling nazi's?) on a roommates toilet seat. The look on the face is priceless and the moment will NOT soon be forgotten.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:57:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GotGuns:
The best prank that won't land you in jail is putting Icy Hot (spelling nazi's?) on a roommates toilet seat. The look on the face is priceless and the moment will NOT soon be forgotten.



We used to put BenGay in my platoon guide's jockstrap before PT when I was in bootcamp.

That guy always had an extra spring in his step.
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