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Posted: 1/22/2006 9:05:21 AM EDT
That is all.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:06:37 AM EDT
Serving wench
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:06:41 AM EDT
I can think of a better smell in the morning.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:06:58 AM EDT
just don't cook it naked!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:06:58 AM EDT
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:07:13 AM EDT
Agreed.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:07:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



Are you joking? That sounds a little weird.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:07:47 AM EDT
Love the smell, just can't eat it anymore after my heart attack.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:09:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Midnight-Sniper:

Originally Posted By bastiat:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



Are you joking? That sounds a little weird.



The only problem was one day when I forgot it was there and stepped on the george foreman grill and burned my foot.

I had to go into The Office with my foot wrapped in bubble wrap for protection.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:09:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 9:10:28 AM EDT by Lon_Moer]
[HomerSimpson]"..MMmmmmmm...baacconnn, argggggl"[/HS]
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:10:10 AM EDT
Okay.. Show of hands....

Who clicked on this thread beacuse they thought Bama might have posted a pic of his wife frying bacon naked?


Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:10:44 AM EDT
Now children, why is it that we eat pork products? To make up for all those muslims.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:10:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By Midnight-Sniper:

Originally Posted By bastiat:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



Are you joking? That sounds a little weird.



The only problem was one day when I forgot it was there and stepped on the george foreman grill and burned my foot.

I had to go into The Office with my foot wrapped in bubble wrap for protection.




Good thing Dwight was there to help you out!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:11:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hydgirl:
Okay.. Show of hands....

Who clicked on this thread beacuse they thought Bama might have posted a pic of his wife frying bacon naked?





You put clothes on your bacon before frying it?
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:22:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



That is the funniest damn show on television.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:25:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hydgirl:
Okay.. Show of hands....

Who clicked on this thread beacuse they thought Bama might have posted a pic of his wife frying bacon naked?





Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:27:37 AM EDT
mmm....bacon.

Might have to make me a turkey bacon and swiss sammich for lunch today
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:29:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:
Might have to make me a turkey bacon and swiss sammich for lunch today




THAT IS NOT BACON



BAN HIM!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:36:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dave15:

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By Midnight-Sniper:

Originally Posted By bastiat:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



Are you joking? That sounds a little weird.



The only problem was one day when I forgot it was there and stepped on the george foreman grill and burned my foot.

I had to go into The Office with my foot wrapped in bubble wrap for protection.




Good thing Dwight was there to help you out!



Why did they have to send dwight? I wanted anyone but dwight!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:37:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:
Might have to make me a turkey bacon and swiss sammich for lunch today




THAT IS NOT BACON



BAN HIM!



Its from a new hybrid Tyrig.. Its a turkey pig crossbred. There great during the holiday season.. You only need to cook one dish to have both turkey and ham!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 10:02:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hydgirl:
Okay.. Show of hands....

Who clicked on this thread beacuse they thought Bama might have posted a pic of his wife frying bacon naked?





House full of kids. No naked bacon frying today.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 10:03:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 10:05:31 AM EDT by Alien]
I was going to fry up some bacon to put on a ham, turkey, and swiss sandwich this morning but then I decided against it and just ate the sandwich.
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