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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:58:51 PM EDT


The Law of Relationships: If it gets to the point of having to post about it (for advice), it's already over.

next?

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:59:41 PM EDT
If you don't know that you can make hamburgers from beef, you shouldn't be allowed to own firearms.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:00:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 7:07:25 PM EDT by LonePathfinder]
The law of 87: 87

The law of Dupe: If you come up with a new idea, or read a great article or story that you want to put on arfcom....its been done before
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:01:37 PM EDT
The general laws of ARFCOM don't apply to me.
I'm not a general.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:01:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
If you don't know that you can make hamburgers from beef, you shouldn't be allowed to own firearms.





Hey that thread is one of the greatest ever!

If the News Story is more than 1 hour old it is a DUPE.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:03:40 PM EDT
If you get an e-mail today......it was posted here last week.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:04:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:



Hey....welcome to the team.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:06:16 PM EDT
Anyone remember Gourami?
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:07:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:07:43 PM EDT
I never studied law
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:08:50 PM EDT
You can't bring fire on an airplane.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:10:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:



Hey....welcome to the team.


Thanks.

Under no circumstances tell your Girlfriends you post here, when you break up with them they will stalk you on this board.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:10:25 PM EDT
Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:10:30 PM EDT
Range Reports do not include firearms.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:12:16 PM EDT
ALWAYS turn the sound down and back away from the monitor before clicking on any hotlink to something that could be interesting.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:13:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

The Law of Relationships: If it gets to the point of having to post about it (for advice), it's already over.

next?




You should be adding these laws as we go along and decide if they are worthy of being listed in your orginal post.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:14:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:17:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
"Play nice with the heavily armed internet people." - Aimless




Did he really say that?
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:18:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:20:22 PM EDT
Glocks will always Kaboom.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:21:24 PM EDT
Thou shalt smell it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:21:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

The Law of Relationships: If it gets to the point of having to post about it (for advice), it's already over.

next?



Laws of ARFCOM? You should be getting some drunk member spewing about how this thread treads on their second amendment rights, regardless of the fact that it has nothing to do with gun ownership.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:23:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Glocks will always Kaboom.



The law of the Glock: You must light the fuse for it to Kaboom
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:24:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spackler:
Anyone remember Gourami?



I had two of them.

They kissed a lot.

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:25:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 7:26:03 PM EDT by Cavu]
Team members must have full knowledge of all firearms used in the movie "Heat".
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:25:50 PM EDT
The Law of weight: If she weighed "about 110" it was in kilograms.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:26:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GoGop:

Originally Posted By Spackler:
Anyone remember Gourami?



I had two of them.

They kissed a lot.




Someone stole his.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:30:38 PM EDT
Let's see:
The number 87 can get really old really quickly.
The phrase "hive mind" gets old really really quickly.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:31:27 PM EDT
nothing to add... just using this thread to see if i can post from my PDA..' HP6515..

oh ... i got one....

if your married... stick around...arfcom will eventually fix that..
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:32:16 PM EDT
No Arfcom thread involving the police is considered complete without at least 35% of the posts referencing the health of a dog.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:33:54 PM EDT
always get both
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:34:18 PM EDT
The "T" in ATF stands for Tinfoil.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:36:12 PM EDT
I gotta get a life... I get most of these rules and know where they originate from...

Here's one

Always misspell your posts... It makes the spelling nazis feel like they have a reason to live.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:52:27 PM EDT
If you draw down, post pics.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:58:11 PM EDT
Explosive Diarrhea in a steakhouse bathroom will always be humorous.

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:08:38 PM EDT

The juvenile traffic is heavy during Christmas, Spring, and Summer breaks from school.

AR-15'ers have a hard time locating the DK from DK-Prof.

Colt's best.

AR-15'ers LOVE tinfoil hat topics and conspiracy rumors.

AR-15'ers own way too many Commy rifles and know way too much about the subtle variations of the AK-47.

Peace is not a town in Nigeria. Know it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:12:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:20:21 PM EDT
You'll never again think of chilli-mac, and a restroom in a family restaurant without giggling a little bit.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:29:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
You can't bring fire on an airplane.



The corrollary to this is you CAN if it is in a backpack!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:33:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
Let's see:
The number 87 can get really old really quickly.
The phrase "hive mind" gets old really really quickly.



Airsoft is not loud.
dont drink and post (just violated thart rule
!!!)
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:40:39 PM EDT

Always post pics!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:49:21 PM EDT
They are not Dolls; they are Action Figures!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 9:23:11 AM EDT
The Law of the Hive Mind: If a question goes 10 minutes without a definitive answer, there is no answer.

The Hive Mind Corollary: 2 of the first 5 posts will express disgust over using the term "Hive Mind"

The Hive Mind Paradox: 80% of the correct answers will be vigorously disputed by 20% of the posters.

Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:08:34 AM EDT
If you are a Post Whore people will call you a Troll.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:12:24 AM EDT
Mini-14s suck.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:20:00 AM EDT
* Nobody wins in AR vs. AK, Ford vs. Chevy (Dodge wins, hands down ), Mac vs. PC, US vs. (insert other nation here) threads

* Certain members will ALWAYS post positive threads about dope but never post the negative ones

* Chili without beans is SAUCE, people, get that through your heads!

* Someone will ask for pics of some kind of silly request ("Post pics of your wife in a bikini with guns in front of your house and the combination to your safe and your ATM PIN code!") and I will shake my head at them.

* Air$oft threads will go for pages upon pages, and will indubitably make me laugh out loud... Yet I still want to own some for in-home training purposes

* Just my opinion, but if you're not getting enough out of the site to justify spending cash on a membership, you are clearly only spending time in GD!

* Cheapskates/"uber Patriots" will find excuses not to support the NRA
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:20:19 AM EDT
if you say something stupid it WILL end up in someones sig line.

Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:24:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:31:28 AM EDT
SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:32:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/2/2006 8:33:15 AM EDT by SheepDog_556]

There is no "D" in DrFrige.

It was an FNC.

10/22 and a 38.

Buy life jackets for all your guns.


Sheep
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:33:28 AM EDT
Don't get certain mods with the number 82 in their names angry at you.
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