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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:58:51 PM EDT

The Law of Relationships: If it gets to the point of having to post about it (for advice), it's already over.

next?

Posted: 1/19/2006 6:59:41 PM EDT

[#1]

If you don't know that you can make hamburgers from beef, you shouldn't be allowed to own firearms.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:00:06 PM EDT

[#2]

The law of 87: 87

The law of Dupe: If you come up with a new idea, or read a great article or story that you want to put on arfcom....its been done before

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:01:37 PM EDT

[#3]

The general laws of ARFCOM don't apply to me.
I'm not a general.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:01:45 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
If you don't know that you can make hamburgers from beef, you shouldn't be allowed to own firearms.

Hey that thread is one of the greatest ever!

If the News Story is more than 1 hour old it is a DUPE.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:03:40 PM EDT

[#5]

If you get an e-mail today......it was posted here last week.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:04:42 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Hey....welcome to the team.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:06:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Anyone remember Gourami?

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:07:32 PM EDT

[#8]

You can amuse Sr. Staff for hours by giving them something shiny. This goes double for Striker in particular.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:07:43 PM EDT

[#9]

I never studied law

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:08:50 PM EDT

[#10]

You can't bring fire on an airplane.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:10:05 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Hey....welcome to the team.

Thanks.

Under no circumstances tell your Girlfriends you post here, when you break up with them they will stalk you on this board.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:10:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:10:30 PM EDT

[#13]

Range Reports do not include firearms.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:12:16 PM EDT

[#14]

ALWAYS turn the sound down and back away from the monitor before clicking on any hotlink to something that could be interesting.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:13:36 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

The Law of Relationships: If it gets to the point of having to post about it (for advice), it's already over.

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You should be adding these laws as we go along and decide if they are worthy of being listed in your orginal post.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:14:49 PM EDT

[#16]

"Play nice with the heavily armed internet people." - Aimless

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:17:02 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
"Play nice with the heavily armed internet people." - Aimless

Did he really say that?

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:18:38 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
"Play nice with the heavily armed internet people." - Aimless

Did he really say that?

Yes. It was his system message in a locked thread.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:20:22 PM EDT

[#19]

Glocks will always Kaboom.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:21:24 PM EDT

[#20]

Thou shalt smell it.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:21:24 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

The Law of Relationships: If it gets to the point of having to post about it (for advice), it's already over.

next?

Laws of ARFCOM? You should be getting some drunk member spewing about how this thread treads on their second amendment rights, regardless of the fact that it has nothing to do with gun ownership.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:23:16 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Glocks will always Kaboom.

The law of the Glock: You must light the fuse for it to Kaboom

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:24:15 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Anyone remember Gourami?

I had two of them.

They kissed a lot.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:25:25 PM EDT

[#24]

Team members must have full knowledge of all firearms used in the movie "Heat".

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:25:50 PM EDT

[#25]

The Law of weight: If she weighed "about 110" it was in kilograms.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:26:40 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Anyone remember Gourami?

I had two of them.

They kissed a lot.

Someone stole his.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:30:38 PM EDT

[#27]

Let's see:
The number 87 can get really old really quickly.
The phrase "hive mind" gets old really really quickly.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:31:27 PM EDT

[#28]

nothing to add... just using this thread to see if i can post from my PDA..' HP6515..

oh ... i got one....

if your married... stick around...arfcom will eventually fix that..

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:32:16 PM EDT

[#29]

No Arfcom thread involving the police is considered complete without at least 35% of the posts referencing the health of a dog.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:33:54 PM EDT

[#30]

always get both

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:34:18 PM EDT

[#31]

The "T" in ATF stands for Tinfoil.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:36:12 PM EDT

[#32]

I gotta get a life... I get most of these rules and know where they originate from...

Here's one

Always misspell your posts... It makes the spelling nazis feel like they have a reason to live.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:52:27 PM EDT

[#33]

If you draw down, post pics.

Posted: 1/19/2006 7:58:11 PM EDT

[#34]

Explosive Diarrhea in a steakhouse bathroom will always be humorous.

Posted: 1/19/2006 8:08:38 PM EDT

[#35]

The juvenile traffic is heavy during Christmas, Spring, and Summer breaks from school.

AR-15'ers have a hard time locating the DK from DK-Prof.

Colt's best.

AR-15'ers LOVE tinfoil hat topics and conspiracy rumors.

AR-15'ers own way too many Commy rifles and know way too much about the subtle variations of the AK-47.

Peace is not a town in Nigeria. Know it.

Posted: 1/19/2006 8:12:03 PM EDT

[#36]

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Posted: 1/19/2006 8:20:21 PM EDT

[#37]

You'll never again think of chilli-mac, and a restroom in a family restaurant without giggling a little bit.

Posted: 1/19/2006 8:29:59 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
You can't bring fire on an airplane.

The corrollary to this is you CAN if it is in a backpack!

Posted: 1/19/2006 8:33:50 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Let's see:
The number 87 can get really old really quickly.
The phrase "hive mind" gets old really really quickly.

Airsoft is not loud.
dont drink and post (just violated thart rule
!!!)

Posted: 1/19/2006 8:40:39 PM EDT

[#40]

Always post pics!

Posted: 1/19/2006 8:49:21 PM EDT

[#41]

They are not Dolls; they are Action Figures!

Posted: 1/20/2006 9:23:11 AM EDT

[#42]

The Law of the Hive Mind: If a question goes 10 minutes without a definitive answer, there is no answer.

The Hive Mind Corollary: 2 of the first 5 posts will express disgust over using the term "Hive Mind"

The Hive Mind Paradox: 80% of the correct answers will be vigorously disputed by 20% of the posters.

Posted: 2/2/2006 8:08:34 AM EDT

[#43]

If you are a Post Whore people will call you a Troll.

Posted: 2/2/2006 8:12:24 AM EDT

[#44]

Mini-14s suck.

Posted: 2/2/2006 8:20:00 AM EDT

[#45]

* Nobody wins in AR vs. AK, Ford vs. Chevy (Dodge wins, hands down

), Mac vs. PC, US vs. (insert other nation here) threads

* Certain members will ALWAYS post positive threads about dope but never post the negative ones

* Chili without beans is SAUCE, people, get that through your heads!

* Someone will ask for pics of some kind of silly request ("Post pics of your wife in a bikini with guns in front of your house and the combination to your safe and your ATM PIN code!") and I will shake my head at them.

* Air$oft threads will go for pages upon pages, and will indubitably make me laugh out loud... Yet I still want to own some for in-home training purposes

* Just my opinion, but if you're not getting enough out of the site to justify spending cash on a membership, you are clearly only spending time in GD!

* Cheapskates/"uber Patriots" will find excuses not to support the NRA