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Posted: 1/17/2006 5:59:28 AM EDT

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:01:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:01:47 AM EDT
Ain't that the truth.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:00:07 AM EDT
so true!
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:01:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 7:04:49 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]
A gun is an inherently predictable object that can be rendered safe with a few simple motions. A woman, on the other hand......

You know when a gun is going to go off, whereas with women....

The rules of firearm safety are well known and easy to follow, whereas the rules of living with a woman are completely unknown until after you have violated one. In either case, violating a rule will result in bleeding, property destruction, and possibly death.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:03:51 AM EDT
i gotta tag this one

Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:19:08 AM EDT
Not to be argumentive but I have to add this

My wife has bought me several guns but none of my guns has ever bought me a wife.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:20:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:28:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dedfella:

My wife has bought me several guns but none of my guns has ever bought me a wife.



Well damn, boy, ya' aint' been usin' em' right.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:44:20 AM EDT
My guns didn't need foreplay before I used them!
My Guns don't BITCH at me if I'm not paying attention to them!
I don't have to remember the anniverary of when I bought a gun!
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:57:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By dedfella:

My wife has bought me several guns but none of my guns has ever bought me a wife. hr


Well damn, boy, ya' aint' been usin' em' right.





ouch

knew that was coming but couldn't resist.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:55:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BOBK48:
My guns didn't need foreplay before I used them!
My Guns don't BITCH at me if I'm not paying attention to them!
I don't have to remember the anniverary of when I bought a gun!




true as well!!
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:01:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:05:20 AM EDT
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