AIC

Yea, then I could start my own circle of trust

yes, i would. i have a few requirements to work in clandestine operations.

It would be cool, but my college GPA was teh suck.

Quoted: Absolutely. HH

+1  I might apply in a few months

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Same here . Hmmm.......

it's always nice when you go to a recruiting fair and the first thing they say is "after you leave here, if you're serious, convince everyone you told that you'd be here, you decided not to come after all"

If I hadn't gotten married I was going to apply.

"CIA joke"

3 men are at the final phase of testing to become a full CIA agent.
Each men are in seperate rooms, the instructor walks into the first room
and looks at the trainee and says, "In the next room the is a gun and instructions"
The 1st trainee goes into the room and picks up the gun and then reads the instructions,
(Your wife is in the next room, KILL HER)
He looks in the next room and behold his wife is in there, goes back to the instructor
and says "no damn job is worth that" FAILED
2nd trainee, does the same , picks up the gun, reads the note, goes into the next room,
Looks at his wife and starts to cry, goes back to the instructor and says "I love my wife to much
to kill her" FAILED
The 3rd goes into the room picks up the gun and then reads the note, looks into the next room
and sees that indeed his wife is in there and closed the door behind him.................
All you hear is " BANG,BANG, then the sound of furniture being knock over, the instructor
rushes into the room to see the 3rd trainee with his wife on the floor choking the crap out
of her, The instructor yells "What in the hell are you doing"
3rd trainee response "Some asshole put blanks in the gun"

Been there, done that. Would probably still be doing it if John Kerry et.al, had not declared a Peace Dividend and run off most of the next generation of operators. And they wonder why we didn't see 9-11 coming... I did.

I'd like to but I'd never be able to pass the background check or get a secret clearance.

not enough money in it, which is probably why they are losing people, everyone is rushing to the private sector