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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:38:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/15/2006 12:00:59 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]
poll
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:39:20 AM EDT
ibtp
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:39:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/15/2006 11:39:47 AM EDT by roboman]
Eat a .45.

IBTP.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:39:39 AM EDT
ibtp
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:40:54 AM EDT
Suck on the barrel of my 12ga and post pics on the internet.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:41:05 AM EDT
Go on the run.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:41:46 AM EDT
Eat a round out my gun before they got me, of after they got me try something so thwy will shoot and kill me
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:42:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/15/2006 11:50:25 AM EDT by _DR]

Ever see Shawshank redemption?

I would attempt to be Andy.

Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:42:32 AM EDT
Workout and read A LOT!
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:43:14 AM EDT
I expect bordom would be a big problem
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:43:22 AM EDT

What would YOU do if sentanced to LIFE in prison?




Sign up for remedial spelling classes...
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:44:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:52:42 AM EDT
I'd write and draw a bunch of childrens books.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:53:39 AM EDT
try to escape every day
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:54:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
try to escape every day



+1 or die trying.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:55:11 AM EDT
escape
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:58:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:02:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
Ensure a constant supply of Anal Eaze



at least you are a realist.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:03:35 PM EDT
Start planning escape.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:04:47 PM EDT
escape/vengence
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:05:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mattl:
Start planning escape.



Hell yeah. You're already in for life. What more can they do?
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:10:22 PM EDT
Kill the guy in the cell with me.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:16:03 PM EDT
I would start targeting sex offenders.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:20:09 PM EDT
Spread word around the cell block that I was arrested for murdering an entire biker gang with my bare hands and that I can crush walnuts between my butt cheeks.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:23:14 PM EDT
I guess coping would be my only choice, as I wouldn't kill myself and can't imagine enjoying being locked up with thousands of other felons. Would kill time by filling endless appeals and baseless lawsuits like a real con though.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:26:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Spread word around the cell block that I was arrested for murdering an entire biker gang with my bare hands and that I can crush walnuts between my butt cheeks.





Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:26:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nf9648:
I would start targeting sex offenders.



I like the way you think.

_________________


Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:32:19 PM EDT
I think they would never take me alive.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:33:05 PM EDT
I'd proably make my way out of the country before i got the verdit if there was any change i would get convicted. I'd find a new place to live.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:47:35 PM EDT
Maybe we should all sneak over the border into Mexico.

Oh wait- that only works if it's the other way around.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 1:50:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/15/2006 1:51:20 PM EDT by woodbutcher223308]
Run onto Soldier Field with a football, right NOW.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 1:54:48 PM EDT
Fast as fast can be!! You'll never catch me!!

If you do, you'll never take me alive.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:02:25 PM EDT
Don't really know. Not something I care to dwell on either.



Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:06:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Spread word around the cell block that I was arrested for murdering an entire biker gang with my bare hands and that I can crush walnuts between my butt cheeks.



Some people might like that last part.

Squeal like a pig
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:14:53 PM EDT
Wait to be Paroled in 3-5.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:17:37 PM EDT
Escape
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:22:45 PM EDT
"Life" as a sentence is in reality only about 25 years. I would be in my late 60s when I got out. Nothing to go and kill myself over.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:24:58 PM EDT
Smack the shit out of sex offenders
Get a masters or two
Enjoy the free health care
do about 1500 situps and pushups a day/ get ripped
write a few books
get out early on "good behavior"
Thank everyone for supporting me


Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:49:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/15/2006 2:50:33 PM EDT by _DR]

Originally Posted By TravisM1:

Originally Posted By Mattl:
Start planning escape.



Hell yeah. You're already in for life. What more can they do?



You need to watch "Papillon".

That's what he thought too. Although US penitentiaries are not Devils Island.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:55:54 PM EDT
Wait for a Democrat president and buy a pardon.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 3:00:02 PM EDT
ESCAPE
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 3:02:43 PM EDT
It's all speculation because I wouldn't do anything to get a life sentence in the first place.

But I would just try to make the most of it I guess.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 3:29:47 PM EDT
Depends on if i did something that bad , got caught in a bs false conviction or went up for gun ownership or something.

If it was a BS conviction, I would start assassinating liberal gun grabbers,

If I deserved it , I would start assassinating liberal gun grabbers ,

If it was because they outlawed guns or something , I would start assassinating liberal gun grabbers,


OK maybe it doesn't matter so much.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 3:44:55 PM EDT
Before I even risked something that would land me in prison for that long, I would:

1) Get a Schwarzenegger physique

AND

2) Extensively study Muay Thai, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Western Boxing, and a knife art, like Sayoc Kali


It might not matter that I could bench 350 and kill a man twice my size if I get jumped by a large number of guys, but it would ensure the best chance of my survival.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 7:32:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
try to escape every day



Same for me.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 7:33:58 PM EDT
Spend the rest of my life trying to get out.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 7:44:02 PM EDT
Begin writing my book.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 7:47:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/15/2006 7:48:52 PM EDT by Hokie]
Start a food fight in the cafeteria by throwing mashed potatoes at the biggest guy in the room.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 7:58:15 PM EDT
Since I'm a current Police Officer and I was a Corrections Officer before that for 5 years, I think my life would SUCK in prison.Therefore I'm going to obey the law.

Semper Fi,
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 8:00:57 PM EDT
I'd erase my replies in this thread so they could not be used at any future bond hearing to justify keeping me locked up pending trial.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 8:05:13 PM EDT
lounge myself at the judge and bite his neck .. and hope i get that big blood vessal.

or my lawyer.. what ever is easier at the time..

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