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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:39:20 AM EDT
[#1]
ibtp
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:39:37 AM EDT
[#2]
Eat a .45.
IBTP. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:39:39 AM EDT
[#3]
ibtp
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:40:54 AM EDT
[#4]
Suck on the barrel of my 12ga and post pics on the internet.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:41:05 AM EDT
[#5]
Go on the run.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:41:46 AM EDT
[#6]
Eat a round out my gun before they got me, of after they got me try something so thwy will shoot and kill me
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:42:18 AM EDT
[#7]
Ever see Shawshank redemption? I would attempt to be Andy.  
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:42:32 AM EDT
[#8]
Workout and read A LOT!
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:43:14 AM EDT
[#9]
I expect bordom would be a big problem
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:43:22 AM EDT
[#10]
Sign up for remedial spelling classes... |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:44:16 AM EDT
[#11]
Roger. Knowing I would never do anything to land my butt in prison for life, I'd get the heck out of there. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:52:42 AM EDT
[#12]
I'd write and draw a bunch of childrens books.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:53:39 AM EDT
[#13]
try to escape every day
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:54:28 AM EDT
[#14]
+1 or die trying. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:55:11 AM EDT
[#15]
escape
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:58:50 AM EDT
[#16]
Ensure a constant supply of Anal Eaze
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:02:17 PM EDT
[#17]
 at least you are a realist.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:03:35 PM EDT
[#18]
Start planning escape.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:04:47 PM EDT
[#19]
escape/vengence
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:05:40 PM EDT
[#20]
Hell yeah. You're already in for life. What more can they do? |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:10:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Kill the guy in the cell with me.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:16:03 PM EDT
[#22]
I would start targeting sex offenders.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:20:09 PM EDT
[#23]
Spread word around the cell block that I was arrested for murdering an entire biker gang with my bare hands and that I can crush walnuts between my butt cheeks.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:23:14 PM EDT
[#24]
I guess coping would be my only choice, as I wouldn't kill myself and can't imagine enjoying being locked up with thousands of other felons. Would kill time by filling endless appeals and baseless lawsuits like a real con though.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:26:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:26:21 PM EDT
[#26]
I like the way you think.  _________________  |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:32:19 PM EDT
[#27]
I think they would never take me alive.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:33:05 PM EDT
[#28]
I'd proably make my way out of the country before i got the verdit if there was any change i would get convicted. I'd find a new place to live.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:47:35 PM EDT
[#29]
Maybe we should all sneak over the border into Mexico.
Oh wait- that only works if it's the other way around. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:50:40 PM EDT
[#30]
Run onto Soldier Field with a football, right NOW.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:54:48 PM EDT
[#31]
Fast as fast can be!! You'll never catch me!!
If you do, you'll never take me alive. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:02:25 PM EDT
[#32]
Don't really know. Not something I care to dwell on either.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:06:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Some people might like that last part. Squeal like a pig
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:14:53 PM EDT
[#34]
Wait to be Paroled in 3-5.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:17:37 PM EDT
[#35]
Escape
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:22:45 PM EDT
[#36]
"Life" as a sentence is in reality only about 25 years. I would be in my late 60s when I got out. Nothing to go and kill myself over.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:24:58 PM EDT
[#37]
Smack the shit out of sex offenders
Get a masters or two Enjoy the free health care do about 1500 situps and pushups a day/ get ripped write a few books get out early on "good behavior" Thank everyone for supporting me  |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:49:21 PM EDT
[#38]
You need to watch "Papillon". That's what he thought too. Although US penitentiaries are not Devils Island. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:55:54 PM EDT
[#39]
Wait for a Democrat president and buy a pardon.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 3:00:02 PM EDT
[#40]
ESCAPE
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Posted: 1/15/2006 3:02:43 PM EDT
[#41]
It's all speculation because I wouldn't do anything to get a life sentence in the first place.
But I would just try to make the most of it I guess. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 3:29:47 PM EDT
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Depends on if i did something that bad , got caught in a bs false conviction or went up for gun ownership or something.
If it was a BS conviction, I would start assassinating liberal gun grabbers, If I deserved it , I would start assassinating liberal gun grabbers , If it was because they outlawed guns or something , I would start assassinating liberal gun grabbers, OK maybe it doesn't matter so much. 
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Posted: 1/15/2006 3:44:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Before I even risked something that would land me in prison for that long, I would:
1) Get a Schwarzenegger physique AND 2) Extensively study Muay Thai, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Western Boxing, and a knife art, like Sayoc Kali It might not matter that I could bench 350 and kill a man twice my size if I get jumped by a large number of guys, but it would ensure the best chance of my survival. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:32:53 PM EDT
[#44]
Same for me. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:33:58 PM EDT
[#45]
Spend the rest of my life trying to get out.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:44:02 PM EDT
[#46]
Begin writing my book.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:47:45 PM EDT
[#47]
Start a food fight in the cafeteria by throwing mashed potatoes at the biggest guy in the room.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:58:15 PM EDT
[#48]
Since I'm a current Police Officer and I was a Corrections Officer before that for 5 years, I think my life would SUCK in prison.Therefore I'm going to obey the law.
Semper Fi, |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 8:00:57 PM EDT
[#49]
I'd erase my replies in this thread so they could not be used at any future bond hearing to justify keeping me locked up pending trial.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 8:05:13 PM EDT
[#50]
lounge myself at the judge and bite his neck .. and hope i get that big blood vessal.
or my lawyer.. what ever is easier at the time.. |
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