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Posted: 1/11/2006 2:38:57 PM EDT
Post whore today but as I open another I ask why do we like beer?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:40:11 PM EDT
we like the buzz.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:40:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
Post whore today but as I open another I ask why do we like beer?



taste
alcohol
calories
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:40:19 PM EDT
It helps keep the demons away
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:41:28 PM EDT
mmmmm I love the great taste of beer - liquid bread
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:41:58 PM EDT
Because it's beer.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:43:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AshNH:
Because it's beer.



+.9bar
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:44:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AshNH:
Because it's beer.



+1
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:47:43 PM EDT
Homer: Son, a woman's a lot like a beer. They look good, they taste good, you'd kill your own mother to have one! (chugs beer, throws it over his shoulder) But you can't stop with just one woman, you've gotta have another!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:48:00 PM EDT
"we" don't.

Can't stand the smell much less the taste.

No Expert
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:56:35 PM EDT
Men don't really like the taste of beer. It is simply a social lubricant for our sex lives.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:57:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 2:57:59 PM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]
It silences the voices a bit...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:00:21 PM EDT
In moderation, it's good for you.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:12:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:18:12 PM EDT
Because we can't get nookie in a bottle.
Hmmm, a 6-pack of nookie does sound good though.
Jim
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:19:30 PM EDT
Homer Simpson: "Alcohol - The cure for, and source of, all of life's problems..."
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:20:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
when i got ordained by the ULC i started my own cult.

as Grand High Priest of
"The Little Brothers of the Empty Keg"
i feel i am qualified to respond to this thread.

Beer began as a natural process of the fermentaion of rice and other malted starches. early beers can be traced to pre egyption culture. Obviously the Almighty Brewermaster in the sky wanted us to have this natural and wholesome food. We believe beer is the little known 5th food group. Homebrewed and done properly it is a nutricious and hearty drink. The PERFFECT food if you will. For SHTF it is high calorie, nutricious, and gives the drinker and feeling of warmth and happiness. What more can you want or need?

Enjoy this gift from the heavens. It is one of lifes pleasures.




I always thought it was invented by ugly chics
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:21:52 PM EDT
Because ever other drink besides water is sweet. Bitter tastes good sometimes.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:21:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:22:39 PM EDT
just for the taste
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:23:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:24:35 PM EDT
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" --Benjamin Franklin.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:25:03 PM EDT
Do not like beer.

Most other forms of alcohol are entertaining, other than Tequila, which tastes like beer.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:34:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR-10:

Most other forms of alcohol are entertaining, other than Tequila, which tastes like beer.



YOU, sir are the first person I've heard say that

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:38:06 PM EDT
Its liquid bread, and bread is good for you. I am working on a loaf.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:39:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:39:16 PM EDT
I'm allergic to beer
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:43:36 PM EDT
because all men like to beer, it taste good either warm or cold and it refreshes you like no other beverage after a hard day at work or play, its even got magical properties, drink enough and it'll turn a 4 to a 10 at 2 everytime if used in adiquaite quantaties.

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:28:39 PM EDT
It's not sweet, very refreshing, and a nice relaxing buzz.

I drink full flavored beer - never understood folks drinking that piss water cheap light beer by the gallons.

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